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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - He Said, She Said (S06E06)

"because we interviewed them in their office."
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"- I think that's a great idea. I'll be right back."
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"- Okay, babe."
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"but the fact remains, they are behind me."
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"[machine beeping] You're as modern as they come."
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"It's him. The Disco Strangler."
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"- I wanted to show you this text chain between Seth"
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"Thanks for the promosh, narks."
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"- [scoffs] You're the nark."
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"- Let's go. - Yeah."
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"to take down one sweet-looking old man."
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"and they all have yo-yos swinging from their throats."
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"- What do you mean, you quit? Are they forcing you out?"
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"And last night Beefer invited everybody over"
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"- I actually came up with Skidmark."
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"It's very funny if you know the back story."
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"- He pooped his pants? - [laughs] Yeah."
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"then suddenly I'm not looked at for new accounts"
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"that settlement. - Hey, Seth attacked me."
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"I would."
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"[sirens wailing]"
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"- Freeze! NYPD!"
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"- Neither have you, Ernest. - What?"
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"Neither have you, Ernest!"
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"- Ugh, this is hard to watch."
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"You seduced the van driver, didn't you?"
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"Can we just take him in?"
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"Go ahead and cuff him, gently."
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"so I watched a documentary on Netflix about feminism."
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"- Oh, I've met plenty of Beefers."
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"- Yeah. - Look this is a hard fight."
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"the job she loves."
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"- But you got the guy who assaulted her."
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"And look over there."
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"which is exactly what you said would happen."
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"- We can be different and still have the same cause."
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"Peralta. There's ato handle.like you"
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"Apparently, a 38-year-old investment banker"
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"was admitted last night with a broken penis."
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"It looks like-- - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"There's a finance guy with a broken dong?"
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"Uh, methinks some "Wolf of Wall Street" style"
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"shenana-googles have taken place this day."
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"Anyone care to wager a guess as to how this happened?"
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"- Yeah, I bet he dipped it in a pile of cocaine,"
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"got it real numb, and then hit a croquet ball with it."
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"- Totally possible. - He probably sat on it."
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"- So it got under his butt. - Happens all the time."
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"- Sure do. - Ugh, you guys are horrible."
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"his Bentley naked, tried to pee out the window,"
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"and was then struck by a goose on the wang."
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"Is that what happened, sir? Was he struck by a goose?"
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"who claims he attempted to sexually assault her."
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"[all groan] - I really wish you had"
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"stopped us before we started guessing."
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"- I'm not responsible for that."
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"Now due to the sensitive subject matter,"
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"I think it makes sense to partner Peralta with--"
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"- Me? Because I'm the best at sex?"
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"This isn't your week."
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"- Sweet!"
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"- Captain, I'd like to work the case with Jake."
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"I'm three weeks ahead on my paperwork."
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"Get to the bottom of this broken penis."
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"- Wait. I just want to say I think it's sad"
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"- Mr. Haggerty, please have a seat."
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"Oh, you can stand if that's more comfortable."
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"The doctor said I need to change positions"
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"please explain the events that led to your diaper."
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"- So last night I was giving my coworker,"
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"Keri, some pointers on her trades."
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"I just didn't want her to chump it."
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"snowboarding? - No, we were in my office."
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"and hit me with my favorite golf club."
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"in self-defense after you sexually assaulted her."
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"should direct the next "Star Wars.""
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"I've said that out loud to other men."
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"- Thank you, Mr. Haggerty. We'll be in touch."
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"[gradually bellows]"
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"They wanted me to let you know that Ernest Zumowski died."
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"- My goodness."
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"It's been a while since I've heard that name."
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"and finally caught him and put an end to his bloodlust."
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"AKA-- all: The Disco Strangler."
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"- You know, the yo-yo was his-- all: Calling card."
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"- Oh, I mentioned that too? So how'd he die?"
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"- He was in a prison transport van,"
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"It burst into flames, and he was trapped inside."
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"- [laughing]"
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"Well, well, well, he finally did it."
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"Just like he said he would all those years ago."
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"- I'll be coming back for you."
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"I'm just like disco, baby. I will never die."
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"all: In your cell, punk."
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"- Oh, so I've told that part of the story as well?"
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"- Yes, at every Christmas party."
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"the capabilities of senior citizens."
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"I have made love to many,"
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"I doubt that he could pull off an escape like this."
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"You're both underestimating him."
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"around their throats. both: Necks."
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"- Nope, I said "throats," not necks,"
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"All right, lace up your dancing shoes"
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"- Thank you for coming in, Ms. Brennan."
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"- Absolutely. Seth hired me three years ago"
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"and ever since we've been at a steady 18% yield."
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"- I didn't know most of those words,"
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"but I'm assuming it means you're good at business."
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"to the firm last quarter."
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"Where do you keep it all? It's in a computer."
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"I've watched too much "DuckTales.""
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"- No, you can never watch too much "DuckTales.""
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"It's my dream to have a gold coin pool."
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"- Like Scrooge McD. Continue. - Look."
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"I love my job, and I'm really good at it."
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"and I'm not a violent person,"
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"but last night Seth crossed a line."
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"- I was working late, and he called me into his office."
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"He had clearly been drinking,"
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"and before I knew it, he pushed me into a desk"
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