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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - He Said, She Said (S06E06)

"and he tried to take my clothes off."
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"So I grabbed his stupid golf club"
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"and I hit him in the Cookie Monster,"
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"which is what he calls his penis, by the way."
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"- Gross. - He's the worst."
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"My only regret is that I didn't get"
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"in two extra whacks for each of his testicles."
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"- What does he call those? Bert and Ernie?"
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"- You are actually correct."
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"- So in conclusion:"
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"- If this even is his body. - Excuse me?"
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"- We're talking about the Disco Strangler--"
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"a serial killer, who for six years"
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"stayed one step ahead of the entire NYPD."
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"- Not sure he had many steps left in him, sir."
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"Were you able to match the dental records"
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"to the Disco Strangler? - No, the body had no teeth."
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"- Well, that's suspicious. - Not really."
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"when the Disco Strangler was 76?"
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"- He shrank over time."
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"- Thanks, sergeant. That's a nice thought."
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"For an idiot to have. Look at this."
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"- A dirty little string?"
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"It's a yo-yo string, the most dangerous part of the yo-yo."
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"The Strangler wanted me to find this."
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"He's out there, and he's taunting me."
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"[door opens]"
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"and we think you should file charges"
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"against Mr. Haggerty for sexual assault."
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"Now, I'm not gonna lie to you, it's a difficult process--"
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"- Actually, I'm gonna stop you right there."
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"I don't wanna press charges."
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"if I sign an NDA and let this slide."
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"towards the Scrooge pool. Sorry, ignore me."
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""DuckTales." Woo-oo. - I mean, I think"
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"This is a "he said, she said," situation."
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"I know how that goes down."
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"No one's gonna convict him on my word alone."
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"The system's as broken as Seth's dong."
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"- No, it's not. I'm the system."
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"And I'm nothing like Seth's dong."
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"- It feels like we can move off this analogy."
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"- Just don't sign that NDA right now."
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"- And how are you gonna do that?"
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"- By working our asses off to find proof"
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"that he assaulted you, and when we do,"
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"he will go to jail for what he did."
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"- Okay. Yeah, let's do this."
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"- Oh, man, I'm reading Keri's statement."
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"I would not work in finance."
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"- Okay, I can tell that I am in trouble."
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"I just don't think that men understand"
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"how different everything is for us."
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"- Oh, sick!"
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"- Oh, sick!"
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"You too. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Excuse me, Miss, do you know where"
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"- I'm in uniform!"
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"- Oh, that's why you yelled that."
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"about your general love of uniforms."
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"- Usually when I yell that, it is because of my love"
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"of uniforms but not today."
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"- No, he's a real gentleman, which is surprising"
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"because he's always holding those two cantaloupes"
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"and the opportunity to be gross is right there."
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"- Is it? I've never even noticed that before."
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"I never wanted to make a comment or anything"
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"like that and thought better. [sniffles] Anyways."
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"I am genuinely very sorry"
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"that this is something you have to go through all the time."
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"- It's okay. I'm used to it."
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"- That's even sadder."
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"to put a bad guy in jail. - Amen."
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"- Wait, her firm offered her a big deal and you told her"
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"Because that would mean letting"
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"- Do you have any physical evidence"
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"to prove that he did it? - No."
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"- So it sounds like he might go free anyway."
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"I mean, at least if she takes the deal,"
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"she won't walk away with nothing."
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"- I am a feminist, but I'm also a realist."
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"I'm just looking out for the victim."
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"should be part of the conversation?"
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"- Let's say best case scenario you do find evidence."
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"Even if she wins, she still loses."
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"It's two steps forward, one step back."
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"- I've landed on active listening."
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"- Yeah, but when one person comes forward,"
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"And that's a hell of a lot better than taking"
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"- Dude, obviously, I get that."
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"I'm just saying, remember that there's a very real woman here"
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"whose career and life are gonna be affected"
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"I'm just saying, consider what's best for her."
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"I felt comfortable saying"
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"this disco-man has danced his last disco dance."
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"- Sir, it's fun to see you breaking out the old lingo,"
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"but do you think you're jumping the gun?"
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"All the evidence points to the Strangler being dead."
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"- It is a yo-yo string."
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"The most dangerous part of the yo-yo."
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"- It just feels like you're trying to relive"
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"your glory days. - Absurd."
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"- Well, what do you have in that box over there?"
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"- Memories and keepsakes of my greatest cases."
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"of the Strangler's MO."
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"into doing his fiendish bidding."
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"I bet it was the van driver."
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"from the vehicle and just barely survived?"
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"- Whoa. - So, Ms. Park,"
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"it says in my file that you drove Mr. Zumowski"
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"- She's clearly been seduced. - She has?"
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"You flipped the van on purpose."
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"Then the Strangler set it on fire"
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"and sprinkled some of his hair nearby"
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"- That's part of the lanyard we give to the older inmates"
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"when they become fall risks. - You're lying."
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"You've succumbed to his groovy voodoo!"
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"- Sir, I don't think she's lying."
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"Look at this photo from the file."
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"- Oh, my goodness."
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