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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - He Said, She Said (S06E06)

"Methodist Hospital called this morning."
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"And you're wrong because he was clearly driving"
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"- He was actually struck by a female coworker"
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"- No, Hitchcock. In fact, you know what?"
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"I have the time."
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"that we as a society can no longer laugh at the phrase"
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""broken penis," and it is my dream"
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"One, two, three-- - Broken penis!"
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"- Yeah, probably should've seen that coming."
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"- No, it's cool."
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"frequently so I don't form a penile clot."
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"Told her "lever up on VTC."
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"There's no fat tail on the vol's wicked low.""
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"- Ms. Brennan is claiming she attacked you"
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"I know we're not supposed to say that about women."
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"I mean, I'm the kind of guy who thinks Kathryn Bigelow"
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"- Great, thanks. [unevenly] I'm gonna stand up now."
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"I hunted him for years"
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"In some sick way, I am who I am because of Ernest Zumowski"
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"- Oh, so you knew who I was talking about?"
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"- Yeah, sir, you talk about him a lot."
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"- True, disco will never die, but you will--"
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"- Sir, I am the first to tout"
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"but the Disco Strangler is over 80."
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"- Oh, that's what he wants you to think."
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"I know 28 other people who did that,"
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"which means I haven't told that story too many times."
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"Can you describe your working relationship with Mr. Haggerty?"
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"to help with large-scale statistical arbitrage"
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"- I am good. I brought in $168 million"
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"- Wow, that's a lot of money."
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"I would never do anything to jeopardize what I have,"
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"- Can you tell us what happened?"
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"the burns on Zumowski's body are consistent"
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"with a massive vehicle fire."
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"Take a look. - Aw."
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"He looks fragile and sweet. - Sweet as poison pie."
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"Zumowski didn't have any teeth either."
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"- Due to him being very old? - Yes."
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"- Is that another old person thing?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - We also have a DNA match"
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"between hair on the head"
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"of this body and the Disco Strangler."
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"- Sir, this is clearly Zumowski."
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"And that's a good thing."
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"You can finally say good-bye to your nemesis."
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"- Oh, it's not just any old string."
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"- Okay, Ms. Brennan, we've discussed it,"
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"The firm just offered me $2.5 million"
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"- Wait, so you're gonna let Seth get off scot-free?"
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"I have to take it."
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"Give us a chance to bring this guy to justice."
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"I really think we can get him."
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"- Oh, because it's so easy for women everywhere else."
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"- You're not in trouble."
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"I can think of a million examples from this week alone."
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"You have a beautiful mouth. Have a great day."
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"I can find a police officer?"
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"- Yeah, I'm a detective. - Oh, thank God."
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"I thought you were just excited"
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"Today it was because of that sexist jerk."
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"- God, how many creeps have I not noticed before--oh, no."
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"- I know. But you know what's not sad?"
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"of hush money, and now we get"
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"not to take it? - Yeah."
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"You're such a feminist."
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"where they drag her name through the mud."
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"it inspires others to speak up."
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"a deal that lets sexual predators walk free."
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"by you pursuing this case."
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"- All right, the state police is deploying 30 men"
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"and four helicopters to comb the area of the accident."
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"The random piece of thread you think is a yo-yo string."
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"both: Mm-hmm. - To remind me"
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"He always seduced an accomplice"
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"- You mean the woman who was thrown violently"
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"- Yeah, I'm sure she was very "badly injured.""
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"- Sorry if my voice is raspy."
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"- But they left the BS in? - Good God."
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"on multiple occasions. - Yes."
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"Because he had to go to the hospital a lot."
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"You planted a cadaver in the back."
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"this yo-yo string!"
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"- That's not a yo-yo string. - What?"
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"We have a VR experience down the hall"
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"- This place is amazing. It's like a dream factory."
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"that occurred in these offices."
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"I see what you're up to, platter of tiny quiches."
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"It's an extremely professional workplace,"
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"a good guy these days? - Can I go?"
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"- Present day or '86?"
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"Honestly, this is an extremely professional workplace."
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"- Dude, Beefer just puked in the koi pond."
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"- Hey, I'm Beefer. It's my birthday."
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"- Yeah, we heard. - Happy Birthday, Beefer."
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"They just call me that 'cause I beefed on my first day."
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"He's a really good guy,"
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"and this office is... what's the word?"
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"both: Extremely professional. - Yes!"
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"- We did no such thing."
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"These allegations of sexual assault are ridiculous."
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"hush money? - That wasn't hush money."
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"tolerance policy for violence here."
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"- No, I'm a mess."
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"- Ames, you've been working yourself to the bone"
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"on this case for three days straight."
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"[sighs]"
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"I've read through three years of Seth's emails,"
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"Is it like at a dealership or something? Never mind."
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"and you just don't have the evidence."
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"my captain was my first mentor."
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"and he gave me all the best cases."
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"in return for my career."
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"maybe I didn't actually deserve my promotion."
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"And I worried that I wouldn't get anymore promotions"
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"Every time I think I understand how bad it is,"
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"to literally every woman I know."
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"- I'm gonna go get you a change of clothes and a coffee."
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"to all the coworkers again, privately?"
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"Maybe they didn't talk to us"
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