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Clips from Shrek (2001)

"Once upon a time there was a lovely princess."
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"which could only be broken by love's first kiss."
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"She was locked away in a castle..."
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"guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon."
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"but none prevailed."
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"in the highest room of the tallest tower..."
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"for her true love and true love's first kiss."
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"Like that's ever gonna happen."
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"Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me"
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"The years start coming and they don't stop coming."
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"Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb."
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"So much to do So much to see."
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"You'll never know if you don't go."
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"Hey, now You're an all-star."
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"Only shooting stars break the mould."
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"You're bundled up now but wait till you get older."
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"The ice we skate is getting pretty thin."
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"Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid."
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"Go. Go. Go."
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"And all that glitters is gold."
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"Only shooting stars break the mould."
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"- Think it's in there? - AI right. Let's get it!"
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"Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread."
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"Back! I warn ya!"
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"Right."
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"And stay out!"
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"Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."
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"Take it away!"
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"- Move it along. Come on! Get up! - Next!"
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"Give me that! Your flying days are over."
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"That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!"
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"- Get up! Come on! - Twenty pieces."
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"Sit down there!"
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"This cage is too small."
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"Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again."
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"I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy."
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"- Take it away. - Father, please! Don't let them do this!"
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"Well, I've got a talking donkey."
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"Oh, go ahead, little fella."
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"Oh, oh, he's just... He's just a little nervous."
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"He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you bone headed dolt..."
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"I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw."
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"- He can fly! - He can fly!"
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"Now I'm a flying, talking donkey."
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"You might have seen a house fly, maybe even a super fly,"
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"but I bet you are not never seen a donkey fly."
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"Ha, ha!"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Seize him!"
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"You there. Ogre!"
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"Aye?"
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"By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am"
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"and transport you to a designated... resettlement facility."
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"Can I say something to you?"
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"Listen, you was really, really something back there. Incredible!"
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"They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam!"
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"That really made me feel good to see that."
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"But, uh, I don't have any friends."
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"And I'm not going out there by myself."
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"Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us."
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"Oh, wow! That was really scary."
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"If you don't mind me saying, if that don't work,"
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"your breath certainly will get the job done,"
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"'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks!"
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"You almost burned the hair outta my nose,"
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"Why are you following me?"
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"I'll tell you why."
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"Stop singing!"
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"It's no wonder you don't have any friends."
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"- Really tall? - No! I'm an ogre."
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"You know. Grab your torch and pitchforks."
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"Doesn't that bother you?"
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"Nope."
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"- Really? - Really, really."
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"- Oh. - Man, I like you. What's your name?"
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"Uh, Shrek."
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"I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right."
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"Wooh! Look at that. Who'd want to live in a place like that?"
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"You are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget."
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"Like, I hate it when you got somebody in your face."
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"You're trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave."
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"- Can I stay with you? - Uh, what?"
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"Can I stay with you, please?"
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"- Of course! - Really?"
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"But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay!"
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"- Please! Please! - Okay! Okay!"
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"- But one night only. - Ah! Thank you!"
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"- What are you... No! No! - This is gonna be fun!"
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"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories,"
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"and in the morning I'm making waffles."
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"- Oh! - Where do, uh, I sleep?"
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"Outside!"
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"Oh, well, I guess that's cool."
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"I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me,"
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"so I guess outside is best, you know."
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"Good night."
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"I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know."
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"By myself, outside."
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"I'm all alone There's no one here beside me."
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"I am outside."
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"It's not home, but it'll do just fine."
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"What a lovely bed."
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"Hey!"
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"Dead broad off the table."
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"Huh?"
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"What?"
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"I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying ogre!"
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"- Aah! - Oh, no."
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"- Quit it. - Don't push."
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"All right, get out of here. All of you, move it!"
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"Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey!"
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"- Quickly. Come on! - No, no!"
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"No, no. Not there. Not there."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, gosh, no one invited us."
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"- What? - We were forced to come here."
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"- By who? - Lord Farquaad."
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"He huffed und he puffed und he... signed an eviction notice."
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"Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?"
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"- Any one at all? - Me! Me!"
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