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Clips from Shrek (2001)

"Oh, I know! I know! Me, me!"
Shrek (2001)
"Attention, all fairy tale things."
Shrek (2001)
"In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now..."
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"and get you all off my land and back where you came from!"
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"You're coming with me."
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"I can't wait to get on the road again."
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"What did I say about singing?"
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"- Can I whistle? - No."
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"That's enough. He's ready to talk."
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"Run, run, run, as fast as you can."
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"You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man!"
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"You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world."
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"Eat me!"
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"Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or I'll..."
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"Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?"
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"- The muffin man? - The muffin man."
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"Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?"
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"Well, she's married to the muffin man."
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"- The muffin man? - The muffin man!"
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"My Lord! We found it."
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"Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in."
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"- Magic mirror... - Don't tell him anything!"
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"Evening."
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"Mirror, mirror, on the wall."
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"Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?"
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"Well, technically you're not a king."
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"- You were saying? - What I mean is, you're not a king yet."
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"But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess."
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"Go on."
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"So, just sit back and relax, my Lord,"
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"And here they are!"
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"Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, faraway."
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"She likes Sushi and hot tubbing anytime."
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"Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters."
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"Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is."
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"Come on. Give it up for Snow White!"
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"bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead..."
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"But don't let that cool you off."
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"She's a loaded pistol who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain."
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"Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona!"
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"- Two! Two! - Three! Three!"
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"- Two! Two! - Three!"
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"- If you're not into yoga. - She's perfect."
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"But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night."
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"and DuLoc will finally have the perfect king!"
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"Captain, assemble your finest men."
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"We're going to have a tournament."
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"But that's it. That's it right there. That's DuLoc."
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"I told ya I'd find it."
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"So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle."
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"Hey, wait. Wait up, Shrek."
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"Wait a second. Look, I'm not gonna eat ya."
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"It's quiet."
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"Too quiet."
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"Don't make waves, stay in line and we'll get along fine."
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"DuLoc is a perfect place."
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"DuLoc is, DuLoc is."
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"DuLoc is a perfect."
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"...Place."
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"Wow! Let's do that again!"
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"No. No. No, no, no! No."
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"Brave knights."
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"Sorry about that."
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"to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona..."
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"from the fiery keep oft he dragon."
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"If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful,"
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"the first runner-up will take his place..."
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"Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make."
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"- It's hideous! - Ah, that's not very nice."
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"- It's just a donkey. - Huh?"
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"The one who kills the ogre will be named champion! Have at him!"
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"- Get him! - Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now."
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"Go ahead! Get him!"
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"Can't we just settle this over a pint?"
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"No? All right then."
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"I don't give a damn about my reputation."
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"- You're living in the past It's a new generation. - Damn!"
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"- Me, me, me. - Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me!"
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"Never said I wanted to improve my station."
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"And I don't have to please no one."
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"The chair! Give him the chair!"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"Not me."
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"Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah!"
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"Thank you! Thank you very much!"
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"Shall I give the order, sir?"
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"You've won the honour of embarking on a great and noble quest."
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"Quest? I'm already on a quest, a quest to get my swamp back."
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"- Your swamp? - Yeah, my swamp!"
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"Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures!"
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"Exactly the way it was?"
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"Let me get this straight. You're gonna go fight a dragon..."
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"and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp..."
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"which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place."
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"I don't get it. Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him?"
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"Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village..."
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"and put their heads on a pike,"
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"Does that sound good to you?"
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"For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think."
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"- Example? - Example?"
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"- Okay, um, ogres are like onions. - They stink?"
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"You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sprouting little white hairs."
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"Onions have layers."
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"Ogres have layers! Onions have layers."
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"You get it? We both have layers."
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"Oh, you both have layers. Oh."
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"I don't care... what everyone likes."
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"Have you ever met a person, you say, Let's get some parfait,"
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"they say, No, I don't like no parfait?"
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"- Parfaits are delicious. - No!"
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"You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden!"
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"Ogres are like onions! End of story."
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"You know, I think I preferred your humming."
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"Do you have a tissue or something? I'm making a mess."
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"Just the word parfait make me start slobbering."
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"Uh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huh"
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"And everything that you receive up yonder."
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"Ooh! Shrek! Did you do that?"
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"You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open."
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"Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead."
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