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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Tactical Village (S01E01)

"[sighs]"
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"(charles) what's going on, vic kovac?"
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"I mean, I guess he's okay-looking."
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"I'm here to celebrate with the team."
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"Look, I'm not really good at this stuff, but..."
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"Yeah, I'm really happy you could come too."
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"Hey, amy. Check it out."
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"No way, you won coolest kill?"
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"I called my 13-year-old niece for makeup tips,"
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"She is so sexual."
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"(man) not a doctor. Shh."
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"For you."
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"(charles) these, madam,"
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"Stds. Save the dates. For vivian and my wedding."
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"Ah, yes."
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"[laughter]"
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"Uh--oh, okay. I get it. "std" has another meaning."
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"You're gross."
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"Everyone is going to think that."
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"Thank you. It is kinda sweet."
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"Will your first dance be to you give me fever?"
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"Will you be serving crabs at the reception?"
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"Do you have herpes?"
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"Guys, this is my wedding. This is important to me."
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"No more jokes."
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"You're right, and we're sorry."
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"We love you, buddy. Warts and all."
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"Sorry, I made a rash decision."
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"Happy tactical village day."
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"Something you wouldn't understand,"
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"Because you're not programmed to feel joy."
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"You know, when you play along with the robot jokes"
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"Anyways, tactical village day is awesome."
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"We get to field test a bunch of cool, new weapons,"
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"And there's always a new training situation."
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"It got super violent."
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"It's also a good opportunity for us"
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"Everybody gets into it."
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"The finalist for coolest kill two years in a row."
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"That's every precinct sending around"
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"All you win is a children's karate trophy, so..."
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"You desperately want it, don't you?"
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"So badly. I will stop at nothing to get that trophy."
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"I'll shoot you all in the face if I have to!"
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"Go team."
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"Of our interrogation transcripts from the adams case."
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"Sorry. I was playing kwazy cupcakes."
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"No such thing as a backwards "w.""
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"[chuckles] yeah, there is. See?"
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"With the same color frosting-- ka-bam."
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"(holt) and this little game of yours,"
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"And stop playing this inane garbage. It's embarrassing."
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"Oh, cool. My b."
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"For this year's tactical village."
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"Yeah, 'cause what woman doesn't love a guy"
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"Who's super into make-believe?"
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"This whole training simulation is make-believe."
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"Tell me how I'm any different than george clooney."
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"[deep voice] champagne. Mountain range. Hugs."
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""mountain range"?"
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"No, wait, sorry. Deep sea trench."
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"I think I'm gonna go talk to rosa."
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"Jesuit. Horticulture."
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"How many times do I have to say it? She's like a sister."
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"That's what luke said about leia."
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"Hey, luke didn't know! No one knew!"
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"Okay, stella. All right. Oh, no, no problem."
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"Okay, all right, bye."
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"Damn!"
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"Our babysitter's busy the night of boyle's wedding."
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"She's gonna be in her high school talent show."
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"Which she's gonna lose, unless her talent is leaving"
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"Potato chip crumbs all over terry's couch."
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"Yeah, he gave out save the dates yesterday."
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"He didn't give you one?"
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"I think he's been avoiding me."
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"He didn't invite me to his wedding,"
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"Well, maybe vivian was uncomfortable with you coming."
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"Look, boyle was in love with you until a few weeks ago."
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"Oh, don't be angry."
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"I'm not angry. I think it's funny."
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"[feigns laughter]"
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"One hot pile of boring coming in."
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"What you doing in here?"
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"Nothing."
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"Okay, cool, can I just see your phone for a second?"
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"I may have been playing..."
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"Okay, captain, I think we're past the point"
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"Of you being too proud to say the "w." fine."
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"Kwazy cupcakes."
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"I play so much that when I close my eyes at night,"
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"I don't think I'll have any problem"
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"Resisting this silly game."
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"As a matter of fact,"
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"I've deleted the application."
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"Does this mean I've lost my progress?"
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"Well, doesn't matter, because I'm done."
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"The nine-nine is in the village."
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"That's great, man."
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"I'm gonna blow your brains out."
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"(amy) teddy!"
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"Yeah. Quick. 10-54l."
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"[inhales] ambulance case. Severed limb."
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"[both laugh]"
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"What is going on here?"
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"Teddy and I met at code camp."
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"It was a voluntary refresher course on police codes."
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"Some long nights of intense memorizing."
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"Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you."
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"You too."
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"So I never got to see him, and it sort of fizzled."
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"I don't know, real stuff."
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"All right."
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"Okay, first of all,"
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"Your insinuating voice is way too high."
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"It's creepy. And second, I don't care."
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"I'm just curious why she would like him."
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"Yeah, I sound like meryl streep from mamma mia."
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"Not even gonna touch that."
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"At least make me work for it."
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