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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Tactical Village (S01E01)

"And you."
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"(amy) what are these?"
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"No one else is gonna think that."
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"I have an std."
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"So just rsvp, or..."
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"Yeah, the number's right on there--"
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"It's the most fun day of the year."
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"It kind of ruins my enjoyment of them."
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"♪"
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"Their footage and all the cops voting."
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"Gina, the d.A. Needs copies"
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"[video game sound effects] gina?"
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"Gina."
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"Gina."
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"Crazy cupcakes?"
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""kwazy" with a "w." a backwards "w.""
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"Okay, how you play-- you just line up three cupcakes"
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"Yeah. Kwazy cupcakes is a lot more interesting than this."
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"Stop saying "kwazy.""
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"Say it to my face."
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"I did. You were looking at your phone."
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"Great news, I think I figured out my persona"
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"We shoot paint at fake bad guys. It's called acting."
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"He has a sexy voice."
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"What? Mountain range, it's the sexiest geological feature."
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"You try to think of some sexier words."
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"Lam-buh."
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"What is going on with you two?"
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"Come on, boyle, not this again."
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"And he's scared like a little bitch."
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"Thank you, gina. Dismissed."
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"Crazy cupcakes."
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"I just see cupcakes now,"
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"Instead of my normal dizzying array of flashing lights."
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"(amy and charles) nine-nine!"
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"Hey. Oh, my god."
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"It's been so long. What are you doing here?"
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"I'm with the eight-two now. We're paired with you today."
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"It was pretty dope."
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"Well, I'm gonna go sign in, but we should catch up later."
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"Who's that guy?"
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"Uh, that was teddy. We went on, like, five dates last year."
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"I liked him, but he was stationed out in queens,"
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"Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about."
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"Like "he's a good listener.""
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"Shape of his ass."
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"So weird that amy dated that guy."
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"What do you care so much?"
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"I love guns. I'm gonna make such a good dad."
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"(teddy) santiago. Got one for ya."
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"Hey, I got one. How 'bout 10-69?"
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"Uh--"
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"So it shoots sound? Mm-hmm."
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"Yes, but you want to be careful with that."
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"Captain holt?"
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"Captain..."
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"This is no longer a men's room. It is now a liar's den."
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"[gunshots]"
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"[gunshots]"
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"I can't believe you would kill a farmer,"
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"The backbone of our nation's economy."
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"Interesting fact: A man can run half a mile with no genitals."
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"It's not just that."
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"My cafe con leche!"
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"[gunshot] aah!"
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"Nope, I'm gonna wait till I'm on my deathbed,"
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"I have 77 arguments I'm gonna win that way."
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"That was majestic."
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"Custom kneepads to help me win coolest kill."
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"That will never happen, my american friend."
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"An nypd course record for time."
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"A course record? That is so cool."
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"What happened to your accent, rex?"
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"Fine. Canada, then."
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"Me and boyle?"
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"Yeah. Just the two of you."
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"Peralta and santiago, you're the assault team."
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"Scully, I want you to do nothing."
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"Just stand next to me and say, "yes, sarge.""
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"All right, focus up."
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"No screwing around."
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"What about rex "bookinghame"?"
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"They break the game into these idiotic worlds"
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"To give you some false sense of progress."
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"Gina, I've got a problem."
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"Numbers three and four, switch places."
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"But for some reason I can't quit kwazy cupcakes?"
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"What level are you on, captain holt?"
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"[gunshots]"
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"Clear."
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"We might actually do this."
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"You were double-crossed and left for dead."
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"I can't believe you remembered that."
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"Emotionally, that is much richer."
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"(terry) peralta,"
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"(jake) copy that."
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"No talking. You'll give away our position."
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"Look out!"
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"[gunshots]"
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"Oh, boy."
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"You didn't invite me to your wedding and it hurt my feelings."
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"Vivian thought it might be weird to invite you"
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"Because I used to be, you know,"
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"No time. We only have a minute 12 to beat the record."
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"[sighs] I'm going in."
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"Don't worry. I have a plan on how to beat them."
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"Trust me. Or don't. I'm doing it anyway."
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"18 minutes, 28 seconds. You broke the record!"
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"Yes! Nice!"
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"That's so amazing, jake."
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"Yes, scully, I went upsy-downsies."
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"But I want to speak of it. You looked really dumb."
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"[chuckles] man, I feel so good."
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"All right, let's go. Drinks are on me."
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"So maybe I can meet up with you guys afterwards?"
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"So I just talked to vivian."
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"And she said okay."
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"It is, however, very expensive to reprint those cards,"
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"[all cheer] captain holt!"
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"You helped me today, so I'll give you"
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