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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Tactical Village (S01E01)

"Got it. Yeah."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"So they got the new handguns in. You want to check 'em out?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Totally. Of course."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I thought he was talking to me."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Hold down the fort."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"That's a p.U.W."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Or a portable ultrasonic weapon."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"It emits a focused beam of sound which can disorient"
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"And even incapacitate a perp."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Is this the trigger?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"It's highly directional."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"If it were pointed at you, you'd be in incredible pain right now."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!"
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"Oh! Oh! Oh..."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Why is this happening?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I can taste my thoughts!"
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"(steve) enough, diaz."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"That's pretty cool."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Tall, handsome gentleman dressed like an airline pilot?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"No. Okay."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Think you might have a little bit of a problem here, boo."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I have this under control."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"You should leave. This is the men's room."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I am captain of this precinct, and you are my assistant."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I have given you a direct order to leave."
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"I do not have a problem!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"If I want to play kwazy cupcakes,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I will play kwazy cupcakes!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
""kwazy" is a difficult word to say in anger,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I think I've made my feelings clear."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Nice. [chuckles]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Have you noticed they moved the trigger?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Real exciting finger feel."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
""finger feel"? Really?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Textbook shooting."
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"Yeah, and his overalls fell down."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"May I?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"When it comes to shooting patterns,"
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"(teddy) nice shooting, man,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"That's a weird thing to know a lot about."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Okay, so I know you're pissed at boyle."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I told you, shooting him"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Aah!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Oh! Ahh! Oh!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Whoops. Sorry. Net gun."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Sorry. Misfire."
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"[gunshots]"
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"Right in my breasts!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Look, I get it if vivian doesn't want me to come."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"But boyle should've said something."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"We're finally getting along."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Talk to him. That's what friends do."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"That's your plan for dealing with this?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Seems like a bad plan."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Now I have 78."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"What, don't tell me old buckingham"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Is the only chap here with a signature move."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Uh, no. I'm working on a thing where when I'm out of ammo"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I release my mag and dropkick it straight into someone's throat."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Oh! My buttholes!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Okay, I know you have two bullet wounds in your butt,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"But you've gotta stop calling them your "buttholes.""
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"You know how people hold their guns sideways to look cool?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"It got me thinking. What if you held your gun upside-down?"
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"[buzzer sounds]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Eight-two's done. Heads up."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Hey. How'd it go?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"It went well."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"We had a perfect run."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Definitely a brag."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Oh, thanks. I'm psyched."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Hey, good luck in there."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"All right, huddle up. This is how it's going down."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Forget that crap. We're taking this seriously."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Let's break that course record and be the best precinct here."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Ready? One, two, three!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"All: Let's break that course record and... [jumbled speech]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Yeah, I agree, it was too many words. Let's do it!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"So take out the perps, clear the civilians, rescue the hostages?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"This is an active shooter situation."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Diaz and boyle, perimeter security."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I'll be in the command center."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Okay, sarge."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Come on, man."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"We got 18 minutes, 41 seconds to break this record."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Whoa, you're really not gonna do a character?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"A no-nonsense detective whose only goal"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"His name is vic kovac."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Who is double-crossed and left for dead."
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"I don't have time for his back-story. Sarge."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Okay, guys, and go!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Captain."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Captain. Sorry."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"[chuckles] I'm just about to enter sprinkle city."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"So just stop playing."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"This game is starting to affect my work."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I've never had a problem controlling myself."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Do you know I love milk?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"19 milkless years I've gone,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I know what to do."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Hitchcock."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"You ever play kwazy cupcakes?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I love that game!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I just got up to sprinkle city."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Oh, my gosh. Interesting."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Sprinkle city."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"We have so much in common."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Look at that, I'm cured."
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"[thrilling electronic music]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Turn around!"
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"♪"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Clear."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I like vic kovac so much more than jake peralta."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Oh, yeah, kovac."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Let's, uh, find the man who stabbed my sister"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"And get revenge for ruining my life and everything."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Come on!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"That was close."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Okay, here it goes."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I could die randomly in some hallway somewhere, so..."
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