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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Monopolar Expedition (S02E02)

"...and move my bowels at 8:20."
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"I guess you'll find out what it is in the morning."
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"For the next 840 minutes, I'm effectively one of Heisenberg's particles."
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"I know where I am or how fast I'm going, but I can't know both."
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"Yet how am I supposed to carry on..."
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"...with this huge annoying thing hovering over my head?"
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"Tell me what my other option was."
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"I know, look who I'm talking to."
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"Remember the grant proposal I submitted to the National Science Foundation..."
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"Yes. In fact, he was quite enthusiastic."
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"Maybe."
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"Can you imagine me, Sheldon Cooper, at the North Pole?"
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"I'm not good with cold, Leonard."
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"- I can't go. - Then don't go."
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"How can you say that? The scientific opportunity of a lifetime presents itself..."
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"What are the words I can say now..."
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"It wasn't. His wife set their dogs on me and rendered the question moot."
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"...we'll have an entire summer without Sheldon."
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"--the invitation to join the Arctic expedition."
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"- It's not gonna be the same without you. - We're gonna miss you."
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"Thank you, but your sentiments may be premature."
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"But the fact is, I'll need a support team and the three of you are my first choice."
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"- Really? - Others might be more qualified..."
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"...but the thought of interviewing them gave me a stomachache."
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"...so why don't you take a few moments to discuss it?"
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"We're not really gonna go to the North Pole with him, are we?"
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"...we could drink for free in any bar, in any college town..."
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"I could also be the engineer who builds the crossbow that kills Sheldon."
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"- You think you can put up with Sheldon? - Well, I'm a Hindu."
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"Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon..."
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"Well, gentlemen, have you reached a decision?"
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"But don't worry, there will be a briefing."
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"Penny. Sheldon."
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"Penny!"
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"- What do you want? - I need access..."
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"...with Leonard, Wolowitz, and Koothrappali."
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"- You're all going? - Yes."
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"- For three months? - Yes."
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"Wait, is that a yes or a no on the freezer?"
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"That woman has the attention span of a gnat."
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"Well, it all happened kind of fast."
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"Now, where do we stand on the freezer?"
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"Is he serious?"
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"All right, I'll see what I can do."
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"Are you upset?"
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"Two for two. I'm on fire."
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"She's not my girlfriend but wouldn't you think she'd feel a little bad..."
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"Right here."
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"...l've provided substitutes which will exercise your fine motor skills."
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"Wolowitz, you will be completing a series of delicate surgical procedures..."
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"To begin with, you will remove funny bone for $200."
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"Adversity is to be expected. Continue."
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"Oh, boy, am I gonna get sued."
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"Gentlemen, use your imagination. Innovate."
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"I guess we're done here."
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"Way ahead of you. That's an I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! stick."
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"If the other guys jumped in the Bay of Bengal..."
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"No, it's not. Howard, tell them."
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"Dr. and Mrs. Koothrappali, namaste."
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"And this is a woman who kept a safety rail on my bed until I was 17."
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"If Raj dies, it'll be from frostbite, gangrene, acute sunburn..."
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"...or being ripped to shreds by a 1500-pound polar bear."
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"Ma, I'm putting you on speakerphone with Raj's parents."
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"MRS. WOLOWITZ : Arctic? I thought you said Arkansas."
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"He doesn't tell me anything."
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"See, it has sleeves."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, wow. Cool."
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"...there isn't one Outback Steakhouse?"
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"Sheldon."
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"Comforting is a part of leadership."
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"Terrific. It's just that I don't think Penny wants me to go."
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"Not exactly."
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"Well, given that missing you is predicated on you leaving..."
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"...logic dictates you must leave."
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"What if she doesn't miss me that long and she meets someone else?"
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"...in a very intimate and carnal fashion."
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"...l've managed to pull off another one of my classic pranks."
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"Okay."
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"Okay. Well, what about this? What does this mean?"
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"Wine, a credit card and late-night television are a bad combination?"
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"All right, fine."
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"It was at least five Mississippis."
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"Hey, guys, can I just say something?"
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"How about we take a moment to think about where we are?"
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"...will ever see what we are going to see."
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"So who's up for a movie?"
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"Good idea. What do you think?"
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"- I say double feature. - Dinner's ready."
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"I hid it."
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"You're in my spot."
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"Three months. This is gonna be great."
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"Oh, boy."
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"I can't comment without violating our agreement that I not criticize your work."
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"- Then what was "Oh, boy"? - Great restraint on my part."
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"There's nothing wrong with the science here."
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"Okay, how's that?"
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"You actually had it right in the first place."
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"The president of the university wants me to meet him at his office at 8 a.m."
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"- Why? - Doesn't say. Must be an emergency."
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"Yes, how did we live before Twitter?"
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"That's 14 hours away."
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"Yeah, I know the feeling."
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"Sheldon, it's 2:00 in the morning."
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"Why does everybody keep telling me what time it is?"
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"- Everybody? - You, the president of the university..."
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"...his wife, their sullen teenage daughter."
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"You went to President Seibert's house in the middle of the night?"
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"He didn't respond to my e-mail, his phone number is unlisted."
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"...to detect slow-moving monopoles at the magnetic north pole?"
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"Hardly a day goes by when I don't think about it."
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"Well, a space opened up at the last minute..."
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"He offered to send you to the North Pole?"
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"He said, "Frankly, if I could send you tonight, I would.""
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"Okay. Well, do you wanna go?"
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"Of course not. I'm a theoretical physicist."
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"A career I chose in no small part because it's indoors."
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"But if I'm able to detect slow-moving magnetic monopoles there..."
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"...I will be the scientist who confirmed string theory."
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"And people will write books about me."
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