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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - At the Beach (S01E01)

"Doris, it's not a waste. You are!"
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"The following day, Senator Edmund Warring..."
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"...made an off-the-cuff reference to the show at an awards ceremony."
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"And might I add that I am sickened..."
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"...trivialize serious issues such as water conservation."
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"I think when it comes to water usage, Mr. Skank should shut his stinking trap."
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"Skank shot back with a hurriedly rewritten episode."
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"I think when it comes to water usage, Mr. Skank should shut his stinking trap."
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"Doris, get in here!"
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"Flood the place! I feel like taking a nap."
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"You know, the human body is 90% water."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"Now, here to clarify things..."
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"- My pleasure. - It's great to be here, Art."
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"Mr. Hume, as the creator and star of Skank..."
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"... a clown, a Pagliacci, not to be emulated, but rather pitied."
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"- That is a load. - I beg your pardon?"
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"...with your madcap antics and your slapstick behavior..."
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"Let me ask you a question, sir."
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"If your daughter couldn't sleep without water running..."
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"... would you protect her freedom of choice..."
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"Why don't you shut your stinking trap!"
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"All right, gentlemen. Why don't we just cool our jets for a second."
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"Look, I just can't believe that I'm being lampooned..."
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"Look, I have here 50 documents..."
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"... that state that you used to have water-balloon fights as a child."
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"You shut your stinking trap!"
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"Shut your stinking trap!"
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"- You shut it! - Shut your stinking trap!"
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"You shut your stinking trap!"
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"I will not listen! You shut it!"
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"Shut it! Shut your stinking trap!"
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"- Keep your trap shut! - Shut your trap! Shut it! Shut it!"
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"Shut your lousy trap!"
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"Gentlemen, uh, gentlemen..."
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"- You... - Shut your stinking..."
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"On the next Skank:"
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"Everything goes nuts when the family is visited by Senator Edmund Doofus."
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"Senator!"
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"Have you seen my pants?"
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"One thing I love about Southern California..."
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"...the natural beauty of the water, and the..."
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"Andy! Andy, didn't you see the sign?"
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"...but the character Andy represents is a cross-section of this country."
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"...that's really icky and bad, makes for a terrible combination."
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"I really drank some of that stuff."
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"Welcome back, headslammers."
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"It's time to sit in with James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich of Metallica."
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"The Boy Who Magically Switches Places With His Dad is that film."
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"That's right. James is totally tapped into..."
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"...the whole dark side of the switching thing, you know?"
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"It's like, after we saw 18 Again together..."
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"...James came home and wrote this incredible ballad."
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"You know, the father is a host of a TV morning show in this one."
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"...the kid switches places with his dad."
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"So it's like, he doesn't know how to run a TV talk show."
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"What is he gonna do?"
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"Well, buddies, Pauly Shore's in this film, right?"
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"Why don't you tell us how you feel about that."
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"Pauly Shore scares the hell out of us."
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"...and the band is Metallica. So let's check it out together."
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"This film deals with complex issues on a lot of different levels..."
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"...but the bottom line is, it's just the old switcheroo."
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"Yeah. I was, like, thinking about what that kid says at the end of the film."
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"Hey, Lars, don't give away the ending, man."
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"Well, it's time to do a little commercial..."
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"...but we'll be back with more Metallica."
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"- What are you doing, man? - I'm sorry. I was just... stupid."
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"I switched places with a stupid guy or something."
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"...where a spoonful of sugar helps reality go down."
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"Hey, man, you got a dollar for a cheese sandwich?"
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"Drop dead, hobo! Why don't you work for a living?"
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"Maybe we should have more compassion. These are tough economic times."
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"We can't just give money to any Boxcar Willie who asks for a handout."
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"So then you ain't gonna help anybody?"
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"Where do we draw the line?"
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"Where do we draw the line?"
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"Not to do so..."
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"...will cost us England."
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"Hi. Welcome back to the KFSB Pledge-a-thon."
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"When it comes to super-duper dramatic programming..."
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"...public television is where you'll find it. But guess what, people?"
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"Great drama doesn't grow on trees. We won't carry at a deficit any longer."
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"What we're looking for is 10,000 pledges."
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"We've got our work cut out for us, don't we?"
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"So let's get on the horn. In the meantime, back to some great drama."
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"Do you find my policies..."
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"...unwise, Sir Charles?"
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"With His Majesty in such a mood, I think it best not to answer, sire."
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"A shrewd response."
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"Welcome back to the KFSB Pledge-a-thon."
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"You don't get great drama like that on regular television..."
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"...and you certainly don't get it commercial-free."
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"You know what else you don't get?"
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"...a "Special Friend" at PBS, and it's only a $50 donation."
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"And for just $200 more, you'll become a PBS "Cherished Companion"..."
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"...which entitles you to a free cassette entitled Laugh About Washington..."
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"...a full hour of wit from comedian/ commentator/political satirist Mark Russell."
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"Absolutely, Neil."
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"Now let's get back to some of that great uninterrupted programming."
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"You have betrayed me, Sir Charles."
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"The letter. I am undone."
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"Now you must pay for it."
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"With us today is the star of the dramatic presentation you're enjoying, Daniel Stillman."
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"- Daniel, hello. - Hi."
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"Why don't you tell us what attracted you to the role of Henry the Wicked on PBS."
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"He's a moral dilemma. I felt it was a good chance to stretch some acting muscle..."
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"...and really get in there and fight some demons."
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"Super-duper, Daniel. So you'll be manning the phones with us, I assume?"
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"You'll be in the trenches and giving of your time."
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"I hadn't... Nobody mentioned the phones..."
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"...but I guess I could hang out for a couple minutes."
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"...that makes it all worthwhile."
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"I have to really get out of here."
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"...for, alas, if you do not give, public programming will be:"
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""Out, out, brief candle.""
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"For an additional $500, you become a PBS "Bestest Buddy of Them AII.""
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"You'll receive seven tote bags, a Mark Russell shirt and a mug that says:"
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""I like my coffee... uninterrupted.""
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"Letter was part of a game..."
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