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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - At the Beach (S01E01)

"I'm Ben Stiller. This is Janeane Garofalo."
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"Shut up. I hate that word. Cut!"
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"It's nice to be with you again."
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"Relax, and rub that into your stomach."
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"Very nice. Hello."
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"Don't play with that thing."
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"That is not a play toy."
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"Don't make me come down there!"
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"You'd better run, you... You..."
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"Got him! Three points for the Relaxation King."
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"It's time for Roundtable, with correspondent Art Louwater."
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"Tonight, television situation comedies and politics go head-to-head."
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"Who turned off the stinking faucet? I'm trying to get some sleep."
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"Turn the faucet on and shut your stinking trap!"
The Ben Stiller Show (1992)
"...by the way TV shows such as The Skank..."
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"The world's biggest moron is on TV."
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"Hey, everybody, go turn on the faucets full blast."
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"How much of that is wasted every year by murder?"
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"Senator Warring..."
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"...in the studio with me is Senator Edmund Warring..."
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"...and live via satellite from his Hollywood set..."
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"...the actor who portrays Skank, Theodore Hume."
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"...are we to believe that you condone the character's actions?"
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"I think it's rather obvious that Skank is an antihero..."
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"Look, when a child sees you up there..."
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"...he's gonna try it himself, and that means he's gonna waste water."
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"... or lock her up and throw away the key?"
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"- That is unfair. - Answer the question!"
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"I'm examining the truth, you lou..."
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"- Where did you get those? - Answer the question!"
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"Why don't you shut your stinking trap."
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"You shut your stinking trap!"
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"I might advise both gentlemen to shut their stinking traps..."
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"...if they could hear me."
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"I'm not even gonna waste my breath."
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"It'll be classic Fox."
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"I can't read."
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"Thank you. This has been a comedy sketch..."
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"- You're not supposed to. - It burned going down."
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"So, boys, let's do a conversation kind of thing."
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"Why don't you tell us why you decided to do a motion picture soundtrack."
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"It's like, we've always wanted to score a film, Duff."
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"It's like, we had to wait for one..."
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"...that was as extreme and dark as Metallica is, you know?"
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"- "Eighteen is Three Sixes." - Disney was insane not to buy it."
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"It's different actors..."
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"I mean, think about it, you know, it's like..."
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"Well, the tune is "The Father/Son Switching Song"..."
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"Well, that was some buzz clip, now, wasn't it?"
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"You know, about how you gotta be yourself..."
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"...and not try to be somebody else."
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"You switched places with a drum stool."
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"Hello. Welcome to Andy Dick's Political Children's Theatre..."
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"Tonight's scene is meant to spark discussion of a very serious topic:"
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"So put on your thinking caps. And scene."
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"I can't get a job, because I ain't got no home."
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"I need more ships, Sir Charles."
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"To do so will cost us money."
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"This attractive tote, which can be yours free when you become..."
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"That's right, Ruth."
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"Well, Henry's always been a fascinating human being."
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"Okay, let's get back to that great commercial-free programming..."
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"Just go... Just go over to the phone. Just... Just pretend."
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"No. You... You must reconsider, Your Majesty."
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"By the way, Ruth, that personal plea Dan made earlier is from the both of us..."
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"Reconsider..."
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"But I... I..."
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"Andy's doing mime, and I'm his shill."
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"It's time once again for "Stiller's Wheel of Filler.""
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"Where the wheel stops, that's where the comedy goes."
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"Hi, this is the Boss. Would you leave a message after the..."
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"Hey, all right. Here."
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"Hello, I am Brent Forrester."
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"Excuse me. I'm searching for the Sandy Shoal of Creativity. Am I close?"
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"...and make a right at the Volcano of Dynamic Energy."
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"I'm running a little late. You wouldn't mind if I stayed here, would you?"
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"Don't tell me to relax. I am Brent Forrester, "Mr. Relaxation.""
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"Is that supposed to impress me? I'm Jefferson Kahn, Master of Inner Balance."
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"- I love that lipstick, by the way. - Relax."
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"Negativity all flow away. You are one with the universe."
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"What's the matter? You can't keep up?"
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"Find your inner peace. Let it soothe and relax you."
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"All right, okay, listen."
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"- It wasn't fair. Now, apologize. - This isn't fair. Mine is clearly better."
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"What are you doing?"
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"- And don't step on my lines. - I wasn't."
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"How you doing? Welcome to the show."
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"We're at the beach today... I won't let you say anything till I get this out."
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"- Cards and letters requesting Janeane... - But I just... Could l...? Would you...?"
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"We want to see you naked. Let's face facts."
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"We want to see you in a little tight tube top, prancing around."
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"- What do you say? - I'd say you're a chubby chaser, sir."
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"Janeane, come on."
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"You're not chubby. We'll be..."
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"We'll be right back after this."
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"Hello."
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"I am Brent Forrester."
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"I want you to get ready to relax."
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"...as the tensions and distractions of the day..."
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"...drift into the past."
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"Let the sound of the ocean relax every muscle."
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"Starting with your calves..."
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"...and moving up to your nice, creamy thighs."
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"Very good with the lotion thing."
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"Now arch your back."
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"Nice."
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"Sorry to bother you. What?"
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"Don't worry about it."
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"Hi, I'm Brent."
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"I'm Brent."
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"I'm here to relax you."
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"Relax."
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"Everybody take a deep breath."
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"It's... There's no need to..."
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"In and out."
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"No! What are...?"
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"That thing is sharp!"
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"Let each and every muscle relax."
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"Good evening. I'm Art Louwater, and this is Roundtable."
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"Skank, you're not supposed to waste water."
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