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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - At the Beach (S01E01)

"What are you waiting for? Think you could get this tote bag anywhere else?"
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"You can't. So make the call."
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"What price England?"
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"PBS: Special programs, attractive totes..."
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"...and no commercials."
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"I'm not moving till you make the call."
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"- I'm quite serious. - Excuse me..."
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"I can stand here all day..."
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"...if I have to. The gravy train is over. Get off."
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"Put something into the system."
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"He looks like he's got a rope. My goodness! What a good mime this is."
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"What's going on? What are you doing?"
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"Hey, look at him go! Looks like he's climbing the wall."
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"I like him. I'm going to give him money. Other people should too."
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"Come on. Looks like he's really climbing the building."
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"- It's an incredible illusion, really. - It's all an illusion, though."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"Andy, get down from there."
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"Andy..."
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"- We'll be right back after this. - Andy, sketch is over."
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"You know, the scary part is, he'll reach the top and he'll keep going."
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"He'll keep going, because he's a mime. He doesn't need anything to climb."
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"- Bye, Andy. - See you."
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"Bruce Springsteen makes an answering machine tape."
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"All right. Well, let's see here."
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"Hi. I'm in a lost treasure cave searching for... No."
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"That's ridiculous. That's not funny."
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"The Boss is out. The Boss is out."
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"The Boss it out, the Boss is... Nah, that's just not..."
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"Think, think, think. All right. All right. Here we go."
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"Hello?"
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"What's that? I can't hear you. You gotta speak up."
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"I can't hear you. Ha, ha! Ha, got you."
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"Just playing around with you."
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"I'm not here right now. Would you leave a message at the beep. Thanks a lot."
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"Yeah, that's a good one. That's gonna work."
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"It's nice to be with you again."
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"It is time now to relax."
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"No. This is the Oceanfront for Advanced Relaxation."
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"You'll want to go down past the Fertile Pastures of Assertiveness..."
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"You can't miss it."
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"I'm sorry, I would mind. I have this spot for the full hour, okay?"
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"That's why there's sign-up sheets for these things."
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"Why don't you relax. There's room here for the both of us."
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"- Lay your best shot on me, hotshot. - Okay, turban-head."
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"- Inner peace. - Let your inner peace..."
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"Allow the love and the laughter of the universe to fill your soul."
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"Are you finished, Yul Brynner?"
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"You're happy you don't look like a pathetic super-boy with strange blond hair."
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"Find your inner peace and let it relax you."
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"- That's good. You said that already. - Find your inner peace..."
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"Sounds like you're busting up, Mr. Can't-Take-It."
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"L... You, shut up, and I hate all of you!"
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"All of you! I hate you! I can't take it! Oh, God!"
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"Well, looks like he reached his breaking point."
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"Welcome to the new man in town: Mr. Inner Balance."
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"It's not fair. It's just not fair."
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"I want you to apologize to Bob."
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"- I'm not going to apologize. - You destroyed his sandcastle."
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"- Can I say something? - Yeah."
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"- Kaboom! - What are you doing?"
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"I won!"
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"You stop that! Stop that!"
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"This is great. This is my cast. I have a very mature cast."
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"You get away!"
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"Don't step on my lines."
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"- Step on lines? - I'm not talking to you."
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"- You use mine as a railroad track. - You were stepping on mine."
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"- Don't give me that. - You stepped on his lines."
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"Shut up. Shut up!"
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"- I'm a professional actor! - So are we!"
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"I don't care, hear me? Do your part, and do it well..."
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"[ENGLISH]"
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"We've gotten a lot of cards and letters requesting to see..."
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"Now listen to the sound of the waves."
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"It all started about two weeks ago..."
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"...get your priorities straight, or shut your stinking trap!"
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"That's right."
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"Gentlemen, thanks for joining me."
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"...by a TV standup comedian."
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"Listen, I'm Art Louwater, and this has been Roundtable."
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"...is the beautiful weather, the clean, fresh air..."
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"Andy, no!"
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"That's what I call commitment to a character."
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"What makes this movie different from all the other father/son switching films?"
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"The homeless."
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"But how will you respond..."
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"Welcome back to the KFSB Pledge-a-thon."
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"...where you write down the opposite of how you feel."
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"No, that's... That doesn't work."
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"There's no need to be sarcastic."
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"- You don't seem too relaxed, my friend. - Want me to take you down, mister?"
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"...and then get out of here!"
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"Whoop-de-do. Congratulations. Now leave."
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"People who are illiterate, coupled with an environment..."
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"...on the season premiere of the hit comedy series Skank."
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"That's right."
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"I will crush you!"
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"Different actors, you know?"
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"- But that's life, isn't it? - It sure is. C'est la vie."
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"I can't wait for somebody to call so I can see if they like it."
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"Let the sound of the ocean relax and soothe you..."
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"Senator Warring, he does have a good point."
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"Thank you for joining us. Good night."
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"Shoot. I'm sorry."
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"...to this?"
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