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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"But here's the problem,"
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"But, Barney, they are so right."
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"Robin got called up last minute to anchor the 11.00 news,"
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"I'm guessing you haven't always had this rule."
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"Sadly, not out of character."
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"And then when it's over, never see each other again."
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"No emails, no phone numbers, not even names."
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"we'll look back on this night,"
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"and it'll be perfect."
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"Wow."
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"Last night I ate the best cake of my life."
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"Now you think I'm gonna let that cake out of my life? Hell, no."
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"and damn it, I'm gonna get some more cake."
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"Yes, but we'll need a diversion."
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"Kiss!"
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"The moment right before the lips touch."
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"A drum roll? That's it?"
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"She was completely amazing."
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"Well, Claudia's on her honeymoon. She'll be back in two weeks."
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"- Call her then. - Yes, two weeks. Good idea."
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"Ask her about the cake."
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"(CELLPHONE RINGING)"
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"Oh, you have got to be freaking kidding me!"
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"Great! So, how do we get in touch with the bridesmaids?"
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"Listen, Barney. I saw you talking to that bridesmaid last night."
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"But, you always said the Foxy Boxing girls were neither foxy,"
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"Anyway, this girl, any idea who she was?"
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"He's not gonna know what kind of shoes she was wearing."
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"Hey!"
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"Apparently, she was wearing brown shoes"
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"Any idea who..."
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"What's..."
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"And I thought that was the end of it, But then..."
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"Just allergies or something. I'm fine."
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"Jeez, Louise, happiness is not that difficult."
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"That is nothing but how you feel."
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"I still don't wanna get married, and he's still Ted."
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"- Hi, guys. - Hey."
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"I have to tell you something."
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"My new husband and vodka cranberry,"
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"It's fine, Claudia, don't worry about it."
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"It's called the Buttercup Bakery."
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"Pleased to meet you, Buttercup."
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"Baby, what are you talking about?"
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"The real Ted sounds real sexy."
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"Yeah?"
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"Yeah, yeah, I'm going."
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"Oh, thank God!"
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"and they make life worth living,"
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"Moments pass,"
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"And lurking just around the corner from those moments"
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"is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality,"
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"And so, back in 2006,"
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"on the night of Claudia and Stuart's wedding,"
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"reality was the enemy,"
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"Wow, the Peace Corps?"
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"Yeah, I ship out tomorrow. Two years."
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"You know, some people say"
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"the Peace Corps is the most noble thing a person can do."
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"To those people I say, "Is it?""
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"And usually, they say, "Yes, it is.""
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"Wish there was something I could do."
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"Oh, Tanya, I'm so glad you said that."
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"This wasn't how I'd thought the night would turn out,"
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"This was finally supposed to be my big moment with Robin,"
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"but then reality came along,"
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"It was her big break,"
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"Then, when I least expected it..."
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"Hey, where the hell did you disappear to last night?"
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"I had the most amazing night ever."
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"Tell me about it. That cake! Best cake I ever had."
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"Seriously. My stomach was like,"
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""Hey, bro, I don't know what you're eating, 'cause I don't have any eyes,"
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""but it's basically awesome. So keep sending it down gullet alley.""
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"Yeah, I know. My stomach was like,"
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""Girlfriend, we don't always get along, but that cake...""
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"TED: Lily?"
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"Oh, right. Most amazing night ever, and go."
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"You know, I should tell you, I have a rule."
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"I never hook up at weddings."
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"Well, here's the thing. Those big, romantic moments,"
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"they're great when they happen, but they're not real."
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"Exactly. Exactly. Like just now,"
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"when I saw you doing the Chicken Dance out there,"
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"I'm not gonna lie to you, big time thunderbolt."
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"You should see me tap dance. You'd be down on bended knee."
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"But, I know now, it's just a mirage."
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"- Wedding goggles. - Exactly."
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"And that, in a nutshell, is why I'm not putting the moves on you."
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"- This isn't the moves? - What, you... You think this is the moves?"
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"Believe me, you'd know the moves."
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"People 10 tables away would know the moves."
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"- That's too bad. - Tell me about it."
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"You know, I think I have a solution."
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"Interested."
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"And to preface this, we're not gonna sleep together tonight."
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"Less interested."
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"- Go ahead. - Okay."
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"So the thing that always screws it up is the next day. Right?"
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"So, why don't we just cut that part out?"
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"- What are you saying? - I'm saying, I'm here, you're here."
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"This is a big, romantic wedding."
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"Why don't we just dance and have a great time?"
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"- Unless... - No, no unless."
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"And then, when we're old and gray,"
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"- Okay, I'm in. - Okay."
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"I guess... What, we'll need fake names?"
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"You can call me Buttercup."
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"Pleased to meet you, Buttercup. I'm Lando Calrissian."
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"Wow, this is kind of exciting. Our names will forever be shrouded in..."
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"Ted, Ted, Ted, look. I got a bridesmaid."
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"Ted, look. Look, Ted. The second hottest bridesmaid!"
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"Ted, look. See you, Ted."
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"Victoria."
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"- But no last names. - No last names."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"Yeah, dude, that is just like a weenie ass idea."
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"No, it was awesome. I had a great night."
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"I'm never going to see her again. And there's no way to ruin it."
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