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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"Ted, how do I explain this to you?"
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"I'm gonna find out what bakery made that cake,"
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"That cake really got to you, huh?"
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"It haunts me."
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"So, what happened next?"
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"Okay, ground rules have been established."
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"Now, let's see some of these moves I've heard so much about."
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"Let's do all the single ladies in this joint a big favor and steal the bouquet."
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"ALL: Kiss! Kiss!"
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"(ALL CHEERING) Kiss, come on. Kiss! Kiss!"
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"Go, go, go."
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"So, that's what happened to the bouquet."
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"You know, good for Victoria. It's such an evil tradition."
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"- You're not gonna do it at your wedding? - Oh, yeah!"
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"I'm gonna take that flower grenade and chuck it into the crowd and scream,"
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""Crawl for it, bitches!""
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"It's just what girls do."
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"So, where'd you guys go?"
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"(TED PLAYING THE ENTERTAINER ON THE PIANO)"
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"- Very nice. - Yeah?"
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"Okay, I don't really know how to tap dance."
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"I couldn't tell."
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"Oh, it's too bad you're not gonna get some tonight!"
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"Oh, if I wanted some, I could get some."
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"No, you couldn't."
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"You're a dude."
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"- I could get some. - You could totally get some."
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"We're not gonna kiss tonight."
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"(BANGS PIANO KEYS)"
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"I mean, if we kiss, all of this becomes real."
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"You might use too much tongue, I might not use enough."
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"And then suddenly, poof, spell's broken."
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"I will use exactly the right amount of tongue."
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"Okay, how about this?"
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"The best part of any first kiss is the lead up to it."
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"It's like a big drum roll."
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"So, how about tonight"
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"we just stick with the drum roll."
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"- Okay. - But we can't kiss."
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"Okay."
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"So, what? You just... You said good night, came home,"
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"and performed a drum solo?"
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"Oh, Ted, you're such a doof!"
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"I mean, this girl sounds amazing."
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"She was amazing and funny and we connected on every level,"
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"and I'm never gonna see her again."
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"Damn it, I have to see her again."
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"- Yes! - Yes!"
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"So let's get to work, man. What else do you know about her?"
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"Nothing, her name's Victoria. That's all I got."
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"Wait, Claudia. Claudia would know."
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"- I'm calling her now. - No, Ted."
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"- You don't mess with a honeymoon. - Yeah, come on, dude."
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"- Ted? - Hey, Claudia!"
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"Great wedding, beautiful toast, touching stuff. How's the honeymoon?"
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"Listen, I'm calling because last night I met this girl,"
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"and I was wondering if you had..."
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"Here we go."
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"Twenty-four hours ago, you were begging, begging me"
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"to bring some other girl to my wedding and now, what, you're over her?"
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"I've moved on."
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"What was her name? Is it my fat cousin Lindsey?"
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"Don't be embarrassed. She has pretty eyes."
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"No. Her name was Victoria. I don't know her last name."
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"Well, lucky for you. I know that guest list backwards and forwards."
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"Thank God!"
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"Unlucky for you, there was no Victoria at my wedding. Goodbye, Ted."
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"There was no Victoria at the wedding."
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"Maybe she used a second fake name."
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"Oh, she's good. She's very good."
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"Maybe she was a ghost. That's why she didn't want to kiss you."
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"Because you'd just pass right through her and feel really cold for a second."
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"Oh, my God, I just had a great idea for a screenplay."
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"Marshall, she was not a ghost."
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"I know that she wasn't a ghost."
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"She picked up a bouquet proving she had corporeal form."
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"Wait! She was sitting across from a couple of bridesmaids."
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"She must have been at their table. Maybe they know who she was."
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"This better be good. I'm about to enter Nirvana."
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"By the way, I should get you Nirvana's phone number."
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"She gives a great massage. Say what?"
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"Barney!"
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"I know the house rules."
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"(SPEAKING SPANISH)"
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"- Did you happen to get her phone number? - You know I did."
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"Great! I'm gonna need you to call her for me."
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"You know I won't."
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"Why not?"
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"Because, we just hooked up last night. I can't call the girl the next day."
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"I have to wait at least, like, forever."
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"Oh, snap! Never gonna call her."
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"Besides, she thinks I'm on my way to India."
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"Oh, come on, Barney. It's for a good cause."
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"Ted going all castrati over yet another girl is exactly not a good cause."
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"Sorry, buddy, I wish I could help you. My hands are tied."
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"Oh, no, wait, that was last night."
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"(MIMICS WHIP CRACKING)"
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"Okay, Barney, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do."
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"You make this call"
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"and I will go with you to Foxy Boxing."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"- nor good at boxing. - I'm ready to be proven wrong."
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"- Tonight? - Tonight!"
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"Dial."
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"Yeah, Tanya. Turns out I don't leave for the Peace Corps until tomorrow."
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"Yeah, I know. It sucks."
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"Just one fewer day I get to help people."
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"Hold on. What kind of shoes was she..."
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"No, Tanya, he's a dude."
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"Actually..."
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"Oh, come on!"
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"So, what do you want to do next? Don't think!"
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"First thing that comes into your mind."
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"Hold this."
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"And this."
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"There she goes."
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"with little snowflakes on them."
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"Yeah, they do sound cute."
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"Okay. Well, thanks anyway. Yeah, you take care."
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"Tonight?"
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