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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"it's really sweet of you to ask."
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"- And you're a great guy. - Yes, I'll go out with you."
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"Robin, are you okay?"
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"Um, I just have a little cold."
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"That's probably what you're hearing. But Saturday night sounds great."
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"We can even go to a steak house."
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"And you can bring home some prime rib for my friend Marshall."
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"Okay, got to go. Love you, bye."
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"- What the hell are you thinking? - Robin, you've got to do this, okay?"
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"A great guy like Don is rare."
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"And speaking of rare, prime rib. Don't forget. Thank you."
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"Oh, my God. I don't believe it!"
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"Guys, this is her! She wrote the book!"
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"Huh. Her name must be Anita. Okay, my plan was to sleep with her."
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"But this changes everything."
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"New plan, I'm going to sleep with her."
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"Boy, this girl that Barney's going after, she kind of sounds like the anti-Barney."
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"I love how the universe decided to bring those two together."
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"Actually, Anita's going after Barney because I told her to."
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"- How do you even know her? - She was on my show."
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"But, um, if you had to summarize your book, in 30 words or less."
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"I'll summarize it in one word, Robin."
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"And that word is "no.""
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"By saying "no" constantly and consistently,"
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"you empower yourself while simultaneously turning any jerk"
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"into a submissive, sniveling, puddle of a man."
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"Hmm. And isn't that every girl's dream."
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"(CHUCKLES) After the break, we're gonna talk about your new book,"
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"Of Course You Don't Have a Retirement Plan Yet."
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"Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut."
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"Due out in June. We'll be right back."
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"MIKE: We're clear."
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"- You guys want any coffee? - Thank you."
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"- Oh, you know what, Mike, that'd be great. - You?"
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"No."
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"What about you, Robin? You dating anyone?"
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"Oh. Dating's not really my bag right now."
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"Uh-oh. Did somebody break your heart?"
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"And then, I told her everything. It just came pouring out."
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"And by the end of it, she said..."
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"This Barney needs to be taught a lesson."
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"You say the word and I will destroy him."
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"- What do you mean? - I can use the power of no"
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"to break your friend Barney. Just say the word."
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"Come on. That stuff doesn't really work, does it?"
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"I didn't know what you wanted, so I got you a cappuccino,"
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"an espresso, a latte, a decaf... Oh, hi, Robin."
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"- And this is a Turkish coffee. - Thank you, Mike."
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"Think about it."
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"ROBIN: I didn't think I was gonna think about it, but then,"
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"- I thought about it. - Oh, this pilates instructor"
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"was off the charts."
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"Picture Robin, but younger. And bigger boobs."
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"Maybe not bigger, but more shapely, and bigger."
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"- Hello? - I get her up against the StairMaster,"
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"- and we... - Do it."
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"Spoilers! Anyway, we do it."
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"It's done."
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"Look, I know, it was stupid."
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"But you have to understand, back then I was still really upset"
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"about the breakup. I was going through my mourning period."
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"There was a lot of Scotch and a lot of long nights at the shooting range."
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"Hmm. I hope those weren't the same nights."
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"Geez, Lily, it's not like I remember all of them."
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"Hey, babe, did you know that Robin was going through a mourning period?"
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"Oh, you know how she is. She tries to keep her emotions to herself."
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"She cried? Like real tears?"
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"But that means..."
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"Oh, no."
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"I mean, that guy has been active sexually."
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"All right, he's just been like, bang, bang, bang!"
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"You know, it's like, bang, bang, bang, bang."
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"(SINGING)"
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"Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bangity bang"
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"I said a bang, bang, bang, bangity bang bang, bang, bang"
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"Bang, bang, bangity bang I said a bang, bang, bangity bang"
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"How could you let me do that?"
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"You're my wife. You're supposed to stop me"
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"from embarrassing myself in public."
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"I know. But that song's kind of catchy."
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"(SINGING)"
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"Bang, bang, bangity bang"
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"Bang, bang, bangity bang"
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"I said, bang, bang, bangity bang Bang, bang, bangity bang"
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"- What am I gonna do? - Well, there is one other option,"
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"- but you're not ready. - Tell me."
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"Well, if you have to seal the deal in just one date,"
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"it's got to be one doozy of a date, right?"
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"I'm not talking mini-golf."
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"I'm talking 17 dates' worth of romance wrapped up into one incredible night."
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"I'm talking about a superdate."
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"- A superdate? - Mmm-hmm."
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"That sounds kind of lame. What if we call it a megadate?"
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"- All right. - Leave it to me."
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"I'll plan the whole thing."
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"- You're gonna plan the whole thing? - Mmm-hmm."
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"- I bet it'll be all gooey and romantic, huh? - Gooey and romantic?"
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"Barney."
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"(SINGING)"
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"You don't have to take her to Paris or Peru"
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"Uh, Ted, what are you doing?"
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"You just have to make her understand"
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"Ted, people are looking at us."
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"What she means to you"
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"Oh, God, really? You're really gonna do this right now?"
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"On your superdate"
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"Troubles of the world will simply have to wait"
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"For wonders and amazement served up on a silver plate"
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"Hurry up now, don't be late"
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"'Cause hand in hand You'll find a land"
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"Where paradise awaits"
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"And then, boom!"
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"Fireworks over the Manhattan skyline, you kiss her..."
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"And that's your superdate"
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"- That sounds gooey and romantic. - Yeah."
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"- Strip club? - Strip club."
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"OLDER TED: Finally, the night of the big dates arrived."
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"So, tonight's the big night. Where's the D-bag taking you?"
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"That's not a good nickname for Don. I'll think of a better one."
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"You know, that, I just... I cancelled."
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