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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"- What do you mean you... Wait... Hey... - Hey, what's wrong?"
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"- Robin cancelled her date. - What?"
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"Robin Scherbatsky,"
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"you look like the classiest, most expensive prostitute ever."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"I take it you're excited to go out with Don?"
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"You know what, I kind of am. Don't tell Marshall."
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"I won't. I bet you'll have a nice time tonight."
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"- Yeah. - Not, however, a super time."
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"A super time will be had by Barney on his date with Anita."
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"Yep. Carriage ride, dinner at Le Tombeur des Culottes."
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"They're calling it a superdate. So..."
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"Ted! How could you do that? Robin just got over her mourning period."
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"- She seemed so happy after the breakup. - Oh, Ted. So unobservant."
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"Such a guy. She was obviously crushed."
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"OLDER TED: And then I realized what a jackass I'd been to Robin."
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"I said a bang, bang, bangity bang"
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"- Hey, what you singing? - Just a little ditty I wrote"
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"about how many girls Barney's been banging lately."
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"- Well, count me in for a verse. - Great!"
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"Bang, bang, bangity bang"
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"- I said, a bang, bang, bangity bang - Bang, bang, bang"
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"Bang, bang, bangity bang I said a bang bang..."
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"- No! Oh, God. Where is she? - I think she's in the restroom."
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"(CRYING)"
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"ALL: Oh."
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"No, guys, guys, I'm fine."
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"(WHISTLING)"
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"Hey."
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"Dude, why would you do that?"
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"Because I'm angry at you! I'm angry at me! I'm angry at Ted!"
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"And frankly, I'm still angry at the Empire."
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"Why are you angry at me?"
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"Dude, you've been a real jerk in front of Robin"
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"while she's been going through her mourning period."
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"Mourning period? She hasn't been going through any mourning period."
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"- So unobservant. - Such a guy."
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"Ugh, Barney, sit down. You need to hear some stuff."
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"- What, what? Is she upset or something? - Of course she's upset."
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"OLDER TED: And then Aunt Lily told Barney every excruciating detail"
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"of what he hadn't been seeing since the breakup."
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"You should've seen this girl. Bang, ping, pawdau, gu-dunk."
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"Okay, I'm leaving."
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"So, we get up to my place."
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"(CROWD CHEERING ON TV)"
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"(SNIFFLING)"
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"...bang, bangity bang, bang, bang, bang"
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"Bang, bang, bangity bang"
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"(VOMITING)"
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"I can't believe Robin's been so upset."
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"I can't believe you threw up in your Stormtrooper helmet."
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"Eh. I did something worse in it after The Phantom Menace premiere."
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"So she's been this way ever since we broke up?"
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"Actually, she was doing much better"
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"until you decided to go on this stupid superdate with Anita."
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"And now, she's off sulking God knows where."
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"I know where."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"- Hey. - Hey, Barney. What's up?"
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"(SNIFFLING) I thought you were going on some big date."
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"- Robin, I know you're upset. - What? No."
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"I have never been happier. And this Anita sounds lovely."
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"I am so glad that you two just randomly happened to find each other."
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"It just warms my freaking heart!"
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"(EXHALING)"
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"- So, are you sure you're not upset? - Well, of course I'm upset, Barney!"
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"Don't you see how constantly talking about your conquests"
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"makes me feel like I'm just another number to you?"
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"But you're not just another number to me."
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"You know, and now you're taking Anita,"
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"who you barely know, on this amazing date,"
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"when I never got treated that way."
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"It just... It just sucks, that's all. It just sucks."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Wow. I knew I was bad at being a boyfriend,"
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"but I had no idea I'd be so much worse at being an ex-boyfriend."
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"I'm sorry."
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"What can I do to make it up to you?"
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"Nothing, Barney."
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"You've already proven that I'm not important to you."
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"Uh, okay, don't sleep with Anita."
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"- Done. - Barney,"
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"of course you're gonna sleep with her."
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"Why else would you be taking her on this superdate?"
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"She's not going on the superdate, Robin. You are."
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"OLDER TED: Your Uncle Barney finally gave Aunt Robin"
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"the superdate she truly deserved."
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"With a guy she truly deserved."
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"Of course, there was still one loose end."
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"- Barney. - Oh, hey, Anita."
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"I totally meant to call you."
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"Well, I'm breaking all my rules coming down here,"
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"but nobody stands me up like that, so, are we going out or what?"
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"I'm sorry, I made a promise to a friend."
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"I have to say no."
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"Oh. Oh, I see."
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"(SCOFFING) You're trying the "no" thing on me. You really think that's gonna work?"
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"'Cause it won't!"
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"Okay, how about this, I'll cut you a deal."
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"Maybe you might"
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"get lucky after the 12th date."
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"- No. - The 11th date."
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"- No. - Fifth date."
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"- No. - Tonight."
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"- No. - Tonight before dinner."
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"- No. - How about you? You interested?"
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"I'm sorry, Anita. The answer is no."
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"Well, good! Because my answer is no, too!"
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"Okay, here's my final offer."
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"Barney!"
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"And that's my story."
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"Well, here's a $500 ticket for jumping in the river."
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"I hope it was worth it."
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"(FIREWORKS EXPLODING)"
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"I hope so, too."
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"It's not true. It's an old wives' tale."
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"- Oh, hey, Robin. - Hey."
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"- How'd the big date go? - Uh, pretty well."
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"- Pretty, pretty well. - Like, how pretty well?"
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