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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Spite Store (S10E10)

"-Speaking of Joey. -Yeah."
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"Knocked a watch off the bathroom counter"
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"with his, with his giant penis at the club."
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"Can't repair it. I knew that penis was gonna cause trouble."
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"It was an accident, all right? Did he feel bad about it?"
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"-Oh, yeah, yeah. -Well, that's all that matters."
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"He's not used to moving around with it."
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"-Yeah. Yeah. -I can only imagine."
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"You gotta break some eggs to make an omelet, right?"
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"Gotta break a couple watches to..."
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"know how to handle a big cock."
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"-Sure. -Anyway, you're terrific. Congratulations."
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"See you, Freddy."
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"-Hey! -Hi, Buck!"
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"Hi. Alice, right?"
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"What can I do for you?"
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"Oh, I will have a cappuccino to go, please."
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"Thank you."
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"-Joey: Anything else? -Um, how are these? I've never had one before."
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"-Joey: Oh, the scones? -Alice: The scone. Is it good?"
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"Joey: Oh, I think they're great."
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"-Aah! -(body thuds)"
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"You!"
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"Larry: No! I didn't do anything!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"-Are you okay? -I think so."
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"-I'm Mocha Joe. -I'm Alice."
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"Why don't you come inside and sit down? I'll get you a cup of coffee."
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"-Larry: Did you guys make up? -I mean, kind of."
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"-Yeah, we've been fighting. -Oh. So sorry."
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"She's pissed at me."
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"-Have a seat. -Here?"
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"Yeah."
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"Will: You know, like, things you've said,"
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"it's not like you don't mean them,"
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"it's just the type of stuff you don't say."
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"but at the same time, you're also not wrong,"
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"you know?"
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"Eh-- Are you okay?"
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"-Yeah. -Okay."
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"And like, like, race is always gonna be an issue."
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"-Like, it's a part of being in an interracial relationship. -Yeah, yeah, of course."
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"Like, and then, having a baby is another--"
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"-You good? -Yeah. What is this thing? It's like--"
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"half-chair, half-couch. It's a like a furniture centaur."
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"It's a daybed."
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"I hope-- (stammers): I... I never want to blame hormones,"
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"'cause then that's just like a typical overly masculine thing."
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"-Just sit down! -Okay."
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"(sighs)"
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"Oh, shoes okay over there?"
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"Thank you."
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"-(pillow thumps) -Oh, fuck. Okay."
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"-I'm assuming that's why you came over, yeah? -Yeah."
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"So I brought it into K.L. Jeweler,"
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"but it's closed up."
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"A spite store took him out of business."
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"-Mila Kunis! -These stupid spite stores."
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"Do you at least have it, then, if you didn't get it fixed?"
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"-Larry, what the hell? -Larry: So sorry."
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"What happened to this watch?"
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"The giant penis of a recent sex-change recipient"
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"-knocked it off the counter. -What?"
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"-I'm so sorry. -I should've never trusted you with this,"
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"but I did. You took it, and you got it broke."
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"-That's your fault. -I'll take 50 percent of the blame."
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"Fifty percent goes to that penis."
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"Larry, this is an irreplaceable watch."
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"-Yeah. -My grandfather gave-- Stop squirming! Please!"
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"-Sorry. -This is my grandfather's watch. I can't replace this."
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"I was gonna give it to my son."
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"Just get a comfortable spot and just stay there."
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"-Okay. -(phone chimes)"
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"-Oh! -I'm so sorry."
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"Oh, my God. Tara's having the baby."
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"-What? -I, I gotta go."
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"Oh, hey, I'll drive you."
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"Uh, excuse me. Hey, uh, pardon me."
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"My, my wife is having a baby."
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"-I'm Will Cooper. -You're the husband. Come."
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"She's been asking about you. Everything's fine."
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"-Okay. -Larry: I'll be here."
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"-I thought I recognized you. -Hey, Dr. Fuller."
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"-How we doing, Larry? -Pretty good. Pretty good. Oh, my God."
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"-The knee. -Yeah?"
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"It's, it's, it's like a miracle."
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"So just the PT, yeah?"
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"-Do you mind if I, I give it a squeeze? -No, please."
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"-Fuller: Yeah, it's just there's no swelling left. -Yeah. Amazing, right?"
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"Hi. How's it going?"
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"-Oh, boy. -Larry: Oh."
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"-Hey. -Um..."
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"-Ben. -Dr. Fuller."
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"-Seiderman: I know who it is. Yeah. -Larry: Oh."
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"-Oh. Surprising. -Mm."
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"What are you doing here, Larry? Gettin' a third opinion?"
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"-Fuller (mutters): Okay. -Oh, come on. Don't be like that."
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"-Don't be like what? -He's getting around great. He's happy."
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"-Oh, yeah? You feelin' good, Larry? -Yeah, I'm--"
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"-it's really good. Yeah. -Look at that. Yeah. We'll see if that lasts."
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"-Yeah. -Um..."
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"-Hey. Uh, any of you guys know... -Yeah."
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"...where I can get a, uh, a watch fixed?"
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"Yeah, my brother-in-law owns a place on Pico."
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"-Really? -He's the best in the business. Thirty years' experience."
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"What do you, what do you think?"
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"-I actually have a guy, too. -What? What do--"
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"You think this dipshit knows a better watch repairman"
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"-It's always so competitive with you. -30 years of experience on Pico!"
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"You know a better guy than that?"
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"I know three guys better than Goldblatt!"
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"-Thirty years on Pico! -The guy breaks watches for a living!"
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"-What do you know? -Unbelievable!"
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"He's the best in the business!"
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"Mocha Joe: You worked for Larry David?"
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"Yeah. Um..."
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"You know, he was just so, like, weird and awful."
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"He was pervy about-- I have this tattoo here, and..."
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"he would always grab my hand, and ask me what it meant..."
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"Mocha Joe: It's just the hand of Buddha, with the Eye of Providence."
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