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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Spite Store (S10E10)

"this time in the retail arena."
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"or maybe you just don't go back to the place."
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"But the guy comes in here,"
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""Larry, my scones are like muffins.""
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"That's for some English dandy."
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"It's not for a journalist."
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"-Not your hair? -No."
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"-So what changed? -What changed was I had seen Latte Larry's."
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"I'm gonna open a spite deli."
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"has now become a passion project."
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"Any time I see a customer walk in here that used to go to Irv's,"
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"and this is Sean's."
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"Would you like to hold him?"
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"-(loud squawk) -(screams): Shut up!"
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"(squawks)"
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"there's a pretty good chance one of 'em's doing it out of spite."
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"Savannah and Hoda, back to you."
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"-Larry: Aah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Seiderman: It hurts right there?"
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"Okay, while here in my head,"
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"Hey!"
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"-Yeah. -You lookin' for, uh, you know, any people?"
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"-You're looking for-- -I, I am. I've been really unhappy where I am,"
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"-and I'm looking for something new. -Joey."
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"Oh, I'm just waiting for it to get hot."
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"-Do you respect the drought, Joey? -I do. I really do."
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"Larry."
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"I mean, I support your transitioning,"
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"but you gave yourself quite a large penis there."
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"But, I mean, it seems like a lot to, to lug around."
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"-No, it isn't actually. -But--"
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"You've tried it out on some dames?"
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"-And, uh, you know, go to town with it. -Thank you, Larry. That's--"
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"-when I can start. I can't wait. -Larry: Fantastic."
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"-Larry: Hey! Whoa! -Look who I brought."
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"has transitioned into being a man."
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"Yeah. He gave himself a giant penis."
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"Completely taken with the penis that I didn't get to, you know,"
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"You can't wear underwear. I don't wear underwear."
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"and we sit around the table, and just talk."
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"Who's the president?"
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"I foresee..."
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"-Oh, really? You're selling it? -Yeah."
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"-(laughs) I like that. -You, you would never buy it, would you?"
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"And then I pull in here, and I see the fire truck."
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"You abused your siren."
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"And I could only imagine what it's like to have a siren."
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"Hey!"
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"-So have you shown him the ropes? -Joey: Yeah."
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"I kind of talked Larry into putting up "no lamping" signs"
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"all over the fuckin' place. People would stay too fucking long."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Um, I'm... Buck."
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"-Nice to meet you, Buck. -Nice to meet you."
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"-I'll see you around. -Oh, great."
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"Um, hi. Can I get a medium latte--"
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"Larry: You know, it's so crazy."
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"She's completely normal, but she just doesn't seem to remember... me,"
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"And that got me out of the lawsuit, the whole thing."
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"Yeah. Any minute."
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"You see a pregnant woman who, uh--"
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"big pregnant woman walking down the street--"
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"and all of a sudden you jump out. Aah!"
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"-Uh, you in the bushes? -Yeah."
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"Okay, let's say you're driving her to the hospital,"
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"-Sorry we're late. -Yeah, that's-- that's on me."
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"I guarantee it."
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"That would be great. I'm, I'm..."
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"really craving ginger ale."
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"-You sure you got enough? -Oh, no, we have tons of ginger ale."
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"-I'm sorry? -Larry: You know. The tone?"
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"Yeah, that makes sense."
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"I mean, if someone's asking me, like, if I had to choose,"
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"I haven't thought about that at all."
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"-I'm surprised that you've thought about it. -Oh, yeah."
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"I don't have a preference,"
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"-You don't have a preference at all? -No, I don't have a preference."
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"-what shade I would prefer my son to be? -It's a hypothetical."
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"-Larry: I don't know, see-- -Why is somebody putting a gun to her head?"
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"-So you have a preference. -But I had a gun to my head."
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"Larry: Let me ask you something."
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"some ibuprofen. Uh, I'd put you on a PT course."
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"It's Dr. Seiderman."
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"-No. -Okay."
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"Really. So you just put the siren on?"
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"Another siren abuser."
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"Uh... (clears throat)"
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"According to this doctor, uh..."
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"-What is this? -This is my store."
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"I opened up this store because of you."
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"Get this, Larry."
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"They said no."
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"-Anyways, Larry! -Yeah."
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"-All right. Yeah. -You came in here. What's up?"
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"Larry: Aha!"
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"you'd need the hot water with the shaving."
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"-Is that how you do it? -That's how I do it, yeah."
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"to save water than following me around here."
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"(toilet flushes)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Larry: So, um..."
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"-Accidents happen. Hey! -Yeah."
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"...you can always come to me."
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"You're tremendous. This is maybe"
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"All right. Joey will take it from here."
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"-Joey: Mm. -Mm."
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"-(Larry groaning) -(Alice choking)"
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"-You! -No! (stammering)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"You don't wanna make her cry,"
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"I'd rather you didn't."
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"Let me try that again."
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"So, Larry, do you have my watch?"
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"like I told you I was going to,"
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"PT. Some massage. Yeah."
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"-Knees holding up? -Yeah, look. You know,"
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"Yeah, for a little bit, and..."
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"Yeah, why? You know him?"
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"-(baby coos) -He's perfect."
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"-Hey, hey, hey, hey. -Hey."
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