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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - The Joker Is Mild/Take My Granddaughter, Please/First Time Out (S01E01)

"I'm not here to meet guys. I'm..."
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"I'm here to get a little vacation."
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"To each his own."
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"I'll get a man, you get a tan."
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"By the way, be sure to take your glasses off"
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"when you leave the cabin."
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"Without them, I'll walk into walls."
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"But I don't wear glasses."
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"We're supposed to be one person, remember?"
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"Just take them with you."
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"I don't wanna go strolling overboard."
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"Now I'm... I'm setting the wrist alarm."
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"We each get equal time."
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"When it goes off, you come right back,"
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"and I take your place."
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"Be sure you do the same when it's your turn."
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"Would I shortchange my own sister?"
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"Is Kojak bald?"
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"Oh. Jeez."
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"Hey, Gopher. How's your wrist?"
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"Worse, thanks."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Excuse me."
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"Here, that ought to do the trick."
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"Oh. Is there anything else I can get you?"
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"How about a date with Robert Redford?"
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"Oh. Settle for a pillow?"
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"Would you?"
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"Oh, Isaac. Yes?"
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"Would you bring us a couple of orange juices, please?"
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"Coming right up, sir."
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"Uh... Oh, and, Isaac, uh..."
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"put a little vodka in mine..."
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"to kill the taste."
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"You got it."
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"Dear, I don't remember,"
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"did they have swimming on the Titanic?"
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"Mm, certainly."
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"How do you suppose we got to the lifeboats?"
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"Hey."
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"Hey, Goph. Ha."
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"How long did Doc say you have to wear that thing?"
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"Oh, about a week."
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"It's sprained, you know."
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"Oh, it's funny, Isaac."
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"This happened right after I spoke to that couple"
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"from the Titanic."
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"Don't go blaming your clumsiness"
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"on those two people."
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"Okay. I'm just telling you."
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"Oh, no."
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"Now, who had the orange juice?"
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"It'll be rectified, but..."
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"Come in. - -it's gonna be too much money."
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"Doc?"
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"Oh, excuse me."
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"I can come back another time."
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"Uh, something wrong, Miss McCoy?"
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"Oh, no. No."
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"Nothing. Everything's fine."
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"Julie... get back in here."
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"Come on."
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"Come on."
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"Come on over here."
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"Sit up here."
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"Doc... You know... strange as it may seem,"
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"I'm not only a captain."
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"I'm a human being."
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"Now, maybe I can help."
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"Well, I have a personal problem."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, uh... Wait, wait, wait."
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"I can see him now."
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"Tall, confident, three-piece suit."
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"Maybe a lawyer."
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"How did you know?"
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"Well, I watched you hightail it past me"
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"when he came aboard."
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"Ex-boyfriend? Old flame?"
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"A raging inferno."
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"We met in Paris."
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"Strangers walking in the park."
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"Turned into three of the most wonderful weeks in my life."
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"I was young, and... And he was worldly."
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"I was so crazy about this guy"
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"that I quit my job at the airlines, sold my car,"
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"moved to Los Angeles to be where he lived."
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"Serious stuff."
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"Well, we were madly in love."
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"Inseparable... two nights a week."
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"Mm-mm."
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"Let me take a wild guess: He was married."
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"I thought it would kill me."
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"I was full of girlish dreams of rose-covered cottages,"
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"and tuna fish casseroles and quiet evenings at home."
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"That can kill you too."
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"Anyway, he's here now and he's traveling alone."
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"What will I do?"
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"Well, uh... I think the thing to do..."
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"I can't just avoid him for a whole week."
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"I mean, sooner or later we're gonna run into each other."
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"What should I say?"
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"Well, in my opinion..."
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"I know he's here."
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"It's gonna be a total shock to him."
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"How will I handle it?"
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"Well, I feel the thing to do..."
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"I'll handle it the way any mature, grown-up person"
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"deals with a situation that's hard to handle:"
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"I'll deal with it when the time comes."
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"Captain... thank you for all your advice."
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"Glad I could help."
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"You wise old owl, you."
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"Thank you."
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"Doc! Doc."
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"It happened again."
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"The jinx just got Isaac."
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"Hey, Doc. How long I got to wear this stupid collar?"
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"Just wear it till the soreness goes away."
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"I look ridiculous."
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