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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - The Joker Is Mild/Take My Granddaughter, Please/First Time Out (S01E01)

"♪ And love ♪"
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"Morning. Oh. Morning, sir."
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"Those two? Now, they're fantastic people."
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"Hey, you keep laughing at my neck,"
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"Oh, come on. Your only jinx is"
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"is on the next deck."
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"How do you do?"
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"before they got 'em. Why?"
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"Uh-uh. Well... if I see the Red Cross lady,"
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"But that's the kind of weirdness I like."
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"I'm afraid I've fallen for him."
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"Yeah."
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"Tomorrow, you can give me your answer."
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"And here's my number at work."
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"♪ Love ♪"
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"♪ Exciting and new ♪"
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"♪ Come aboard ♪"
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"♪ We're expecting you ♪"
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"♪ And love ♪"
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"♪ Life's sweetest reward ♪"
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"♪ Let it flow ♪"
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"♪ It floats back to you ♪"
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"♪ The Love Boat ♪"
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"♪ Soon will be making Another run ♪"
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"♪ The Love Boat ♪"
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"♪ Promises something ♪"
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"♪ For everyone ♪"
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"♪ Set a course for adventure ♪"
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"♪ Your mind on a new romance ♪"
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"♪ Won't hurt anymore ♪"
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"♪ It's an open smile ♪"
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"♪ On a friendly shore ♪"
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"♪ It's love ♪"
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"♪ Welcome aboard It's love ♪"
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"Hi, gorgeous."
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"What are you doing later?"
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"What did you have in mind, sailor?"
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"Uh-oh."
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"I think I'm in love."
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"Well, that'll teach me"
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"to give my heart to a man of the sea."
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"Hi. I'm Miss Edwards."
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"Welcome. Miss Edwards..."
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"Yes, you're on the Aloha Deck, Cabin 351."
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"I'm Cruise Director Julie McCoy,"
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"and this is Dr. Bricker."
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"Call me Adam. And I'll call you Eve?"
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"Don't call me."
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"I'll call you."
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"What is this strange power you have over women?"
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"She's just not in a holiday mood yet. Mm-hm."
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"Give her mariachis, margaritas,"
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"Mexican moonlight, she'll come around."
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"Or not."
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"Ah, welcome aboard."
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"I'm Yeoman-Purser Smith. "Gopher," to my friends."
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"And I've just made up my mind you two are my friends."
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"Congratulations."
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"Well, thank you very much."
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"And we are the MacDonalds."
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"I am Horace and this is Henrietta."
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"Ah, yes. Now, let's see."
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"We have you in 270 Fiesta Deck."
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"This certainly is a lovely vessel."
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"Oh. Mm-hm. Quite a change"
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"from the first time Horace and I first went to sea."
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"Oh, have you sailed on many ships?"
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"Just one."
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"And we were married on it."
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"Oh, really? Which one was that?"
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"The Titanic."
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"You mean, "Th-that lousy little iceberg"
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"will never sink us"?"
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"That Titanic? That's the one."
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"And it was all Horace's fault."
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"He just didn't bail fast enough."
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"With those silly little... Oh."
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"Oh, uh... Uh, Gopher,"
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"it seems that I have misplaced"
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"my brochure to, uh, Puerto Vallarta."
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"Could you...? I mean..."
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"Would you...? Oh, n-no problem, sir."
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"No problem. Oh, thank you."
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"I'll just get some... Whoa!"
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"Oh. Oh, I... I found it."
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"Never mind!"
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"Ah."
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"Ew."
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"There she is again, my one and only."
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"Oh, why don't you quit while you're behind?"
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"We're only in the first inning."
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"Hi."
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"Uh, couldn't you find your cabin?"
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"Hm? Oh."
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"Oh, no."
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"But, uh..."
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"maybe you'd like to show me, sweet cheeks."
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"Well, I'd be delighted."
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"Although, it's only fair to warn you:"
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"I don't believe in kissing on a first date."
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"Oh?"
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"So when are we gonna have our second?"
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"Anytime now."
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"Sure."
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"He breaks hearts, and I break bones."
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"What happened?"
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"Good morning, group."
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"I said, good morning."
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"You know, I really... Take over for me."
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"This ain't my day."
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"Who is it?"
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"It's me."
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"It's open."
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"Hi, sis."
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"How's it going so far?"
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"I'm scared to death."
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"Oh, traveling on one ticket?"
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"We won't get caught."
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"Besides, it's a great way"
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"to meet guys at half the price."
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