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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - The Joker Is Mild/Take My Granddaughter, Please/First Time Out (S01E01)

"No, you don't. Just say you're going with a turtle."
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"and you're gonna wear your mouth in a sling."
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"Hey, cool it, Isaac."
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"We're both in the same boat."
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"Yeah, the Titanic. Mm."
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"Hey Doc, you know, I kind of think Gopher is right"
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"about Henrietta and Horace."
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"You know what they call people that survive a shipwreck."
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"Yeah. Lucky."
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"No. A jinx."
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"wearing leather-soled shoes by a slippery pool."
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"Come in."
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"Oh."
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"There you are, Isaac."
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"We just wanted to make sure you're all right."
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"Oh yes. Fine."
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"Oh, uh, uh... Uh, this is Dr. Bricker."
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"This is Horace and Henrietta MacDonald."
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"Dr. Bricker. How do you do?"
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"Doctor."
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"Hello."
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"Oh, yeah, we're glad you're okay, Isaac."
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"See you later."
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"ISAAC: Mm-hm. Bye."
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"That's the jinx couple?"
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"Okay. Be sarcastic."
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"You're just lucky you're still in one piece."
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"Oh, sure. And black cats and walking under ladders"
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"are bad luck."
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"Oh, I forgot to tell you. Uh..."
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"I'm glad to see that you're"
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"feeling better too, Gopher."
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"Well, good evening."
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"How are you coming along with your, um..."
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"problem?"
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"Fine, sir."
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"Are you coming down with a cold?"
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"No. No, sir, I'm fine."
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"Well, I think you should see"
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"Dr. Bricker right away."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Uh, Dr. Bricker's office"
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"Yes, sir."
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"I'd know that perfume anywhere."
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"Hi, baby."
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"Hi."
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"I guess I'm seated with you two."
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"Hi... Uh, would you mind if I sit down?"
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"Thank you."
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"Please, no, don't get up."
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"Hi."
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"What happened to you? Cut yourself shaving?"
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"No, I got banged up fighting off three women"
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"to get to you."
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"Oh. I hope tomorrow you'll say it was worth it."
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"Your roast beef."
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"May I take your order?"
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"Um, I'll have what they're having."
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"Me too. But let's have dinner first."
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"Uh, two roast beef, please."
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"How would you like yours?"
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"Well... Really? I like mine medium."
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"Isn't that rare?"
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"Uh, two roast beef, rare."
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"Thank you."
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"Here you go."
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"No, don't quit while you're on a streak."
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"What is that?"
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"It's, um... It's time for me"
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"to take a pill for my... allergy."
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"As long as you're not allergic to me."
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"Oh, no way, darling."
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"As I was saying,"
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"do you think it's easy being a doctor on this ship?"
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"People sit at your table, they kiss,"
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"they don't pay any attention to you."
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"I think this dumb thing went off early."
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"I didn't even have time to eat dinner."
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"Here."
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"Don't forget my glasses."
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"Anything I need to know?"
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"That cute doctor is at our table."
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"And he's mine."
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"And fill me up a doggy bag, will you?"
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"I missed you."
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"That's a disgusting habit."
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"But I always thought so too."
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"Roast beef."
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"Rare."
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"Rare?"
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"Don't you have an end cut, well-done?"
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"It's nice to see you again, you know?"
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"It's nice to see you too."
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"Oh, hi, there."
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"Hi, Doc."
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"Uh, mind if I sit down?"
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"Oh, well."
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"Mind if I stand up?"
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"Buddy, this is Adam Bricker,"
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"another of our walking wounded."
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"Adam, this is Buddy Stanfield."
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"Pleasure trip?"
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"Here with the, uh, family?"
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"No, it's a business trip."
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"A meeting in Puerto Vallarta."
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"I have to get away from the phone for a few days"
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"to, uh, prepare for it."
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"Ah, well, maybe you'll enjoy it so much,"
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"next time you'll bring the family."
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"Doc, don't you have a heart to break"
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"or something?"
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"Ah. There's a story to tell."
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"Uh, maybe another time, hm?"
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"Right."
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"Hey. How's your cat?"
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"Old what's-his-name?"
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"Herb? Oh, he's fine."
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"How's your wife, old what's-her-name?"
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"Barbara? She's fine."
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"Only she's not my wife anymore."
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