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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The End of the Aisle (S09E09)

"TED: But lucky for Barney, he was marrying a rock."
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"Last year, when you helped Victoria escape, how hard was it to climb that drainpipe?"
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"Wait, wait. Stop. What the hell are you doing?"
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"- Good. Good. So Robin's a little nervous. - Nervous? Why's she nervous?"
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"She never found it."
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"- Ted, I don't know. - Take it. Please."
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"Vow-za."
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"I'll say it again. Vow-za."
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"Okay. "I vow to start watching hockey with you.""
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"- You're good to go. - Where'd you find the locket, Ted?"
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"- Where did you find the locket? - Me? Why you asking me?"
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"Do you deny it?"
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"You took part in the Bearded Wonder Woman Incident of 2007?"
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"- It really wasn't that much trouble. - Yes, it was."
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"Well, here's one you definitely didn't keep."
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"MARSHALL: I watched him all morning, Lily. I need a break."
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"TED: There it was."
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"- I don't wanna hear that. - We should get out of here."
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"The guy who steals me the blue French horn?"
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"...or else we're lost and love is dead and humanity should just pack it in."
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"- Trying to work over here. - A bright, shimmering future ahead."
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"...we could borrow this altar for a minute."
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"Oh."
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"I vow to finally stop petitioning Paul McCartney..."
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"I vow to keep at least 80 percent of these vows."
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"I'll forgive you."
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"I am so sorry. Are you okay? That was totally my fault."
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"And as a kid, I was a bit of a detective, heh, so..."
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"Barney, wait."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"To be honest, not everything to follow would be perfect either."
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"Here's the secret, kids. None of us can vow to be perfect."
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"TED: Because love's the best thing we do."
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"TED: And on that lovely spring evening..."
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"... that's exactly what Barney and Robin vowed to each other."
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"TED: Kids, it's not always rational, but people on their wedding day..."
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"... sometimes find themselves panicking about whether they made the best choice. Ripped By mstoll"
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"I have a better tie at home. It's cornflower blue. It's cornflower blue!"
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"I can't go through with this wedding."
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"- Extremely hard. - So that means super easy. Thanks."
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"I can't go through with this."
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"No, no, sorry. I refuse to be a part of a third runaway-bride situation."
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"It's like the dude who kept having women show up dead at his staircase."
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"Maybe they tripped, but do you wanna hang out with that guy?"
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"You're gonna think I'm insane..."
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"...but I still think that it's a bad sign I never found that locket."
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"[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]"
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"Some part of me thought that Barney would magically find it."
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"I know. I know that's unfair of me to expect that, but..."
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"You know, I wanna be with a guy who comes through for me. You know?"
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"The guy who somehow, against all odds..."
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"...finds my locket."
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"Okay, just, um... Just calm down. Stay put."
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"Uh, I'm gonna go get you some water, okay?"
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"Uh, listen, I have something for you."
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"Before I give it to you, I just wanna make sure you're okay."
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"I was freaking out a little earlier, but Lily and Marshall calmed me down. I'm okay."
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"I'm not nervous. Who's nervous? No one needs to be nervous."
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"Cornflower blue, Ted. Cornflower blue!"
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"First off, kudos to Marshall and Lily for calming you down."
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"Second, do you remember Robin's locket?"
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"Yeah, of course."
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"Whoa."
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"- How did you...? - I never told you..."
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"...because I was afraid you'd take it the wrong way. I wound up tracking it down."
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"It's a long story."
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"I was gonna give it to Robin as a surprise..."
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"...but she needs it to come from you."
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"How'd you find it?"
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"I didn't find it. You found it."
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"[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]"
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"- Hey. What you writing? - Hey."
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"Um, it's my wedding day. What do you think I'm writing?"
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"- A suicide note? - Hey-o."
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"- Oh, God. Is it a suicide note? - Oh, God. How many pills did you take?"
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"- Quick, how do we make him vomit? - Uh, remind him he's getting married?"
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"Hey-o. Ha, ha. Wait, now I'm confused. Are you dying?"
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"But I want them to be profound and inspiring."
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"As if they were written by the bard himself, Lionel Richie."
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"Then why did you wait until right before the wedding?"
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"I've been trying to get these right for weeks."
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"This is a lot of vows."
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"Are you gonna read all these?"
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"Yeah, wouldn't it be better to project them as a Vower-Point presentation?"
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"I'll say it again. Vower..."
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"I know it's a lot, but I don't wanna screw up this wedding thing."
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""I vow to love you forever, unconditionally..."
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"...unless you pudge out, in which case I'm a Barney-shaped hole in the wall.""
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"Oh. That one's sweet. I know how much you hate hockey."
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""Once a month.""
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"- It's still a nice gesture. - "No, once a year."
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"Look, if you're having trouble..."
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"...you've got two expert vow consultants standing right in front of you."
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"We can show you vow it's done."
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"- I'll say it again. Vow... - We're just not enjoying them, honey."
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"I am not gonna take marriage advice from a couple who just got in a gigantic fight."
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"I'm doing fine on my own."
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"No, you're not."
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"All of these vows are selfish and way too easy to keep."
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"Wedding vows need to be real commitments. Like our vows."
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"- Poppycock. - What are you talking about?"
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"I remember your precious wedding vows..."
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"- Vow dare you? - Just stop."
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"I can't. It's in-vow-luntary."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"Yeah?"
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"Hey. You asked for me?"
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"Look what Barney just gave me."
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"No way."
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"See? Barney came through. There's your sign."
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"Barney found it. Ask him."
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"What, you lost a locket?"
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"Barney wouldn't tell me how he found it, which made me realize it had to be you."
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"Heh, okay, I'll embarrass him."
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"Your fiancé got a metal detector..."
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"...and scoured a 10,000-square-foot grid around that carousel."
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"Guess where he found it."
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"The nest of a mama pigeon."
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"Barney had to wrestle it away from four baby pigeons."
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"But the story gets bittersweet..."
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