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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Dom DeLuise (S02E02)

"[chuckles] I got you, you devil you."
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"I fooled you, didn't I?"
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"You... Oh!"
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"Hello, mother ship. Hello?"
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"Ooh. I think I'll go back to the mother ship now."
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"- [clicking] - [aliens mumbling]"
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"Ah! I got ya!"
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"Gimme! Come on! Gimme! Wait a minute. Hold it."
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"Ooh!"
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"- My watch! - Quarter after six."
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"Ooh!"
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"That's it."
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"[aliens laughing]"
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"- [clicking, whistling] - [alien mumble]"
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"[mumbles]"
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"[all laughing]"
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"Do you suppose they have any life on other planets?"
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"What do you care? You don't have any life on this one."
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"- [drums playing] - [grunting]"
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"[drumbeat]"
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"- Excuse me. - Yeah?"
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"May I use your dressing room to change in?"
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"- What? - My room is all filled with flowers."
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"You understand, don't you, my dear Dominique?"
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"Don't "My dear Dominique" me."
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"Oh, what's wrong?"
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"I mean, I'm the guest star on this show."
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"Nobody seems to notice. The audience is filled with pig fans."
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"[Miss Piggy strains]"
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"Oh... Oh, what a relief."
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"Besides, they gave me this tiny dressing room"
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"because they said the big dressing room was filled with fan mail."
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"- [knocking] - Would you get the door, Dominique?"
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"Would I get the door? I really do not believe this."
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"No, I'm not Miss Piggy!"
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"- Are those my roses? - Yes. They were your roses."
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"Someone sent roses to a P-I-G."
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"- That amuses you? - [laughs] Yes."
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"♪ The days of swine and roses... ♪"
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"- Chubbo? - Mm-hmm."
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"Look who's talking."
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"Are you saying that I am a little overweight?"
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"Little? Did I say little? No. I didn't say little."
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"[grunts]"
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"You're jealous because I got all these flowers"
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"and all you have is that little teensy basket of fruit."
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"Actually, the little, teensy basket of fruit is more suitable to you!"
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"[scoffs] And why is that?"
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"I'll tell you why... [chuckles]"
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"Because..."
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"...it looks more natural."
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"[muffled grunting]"
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"Excuse me, Miss Piggy, hospital sketch coming up."
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"Good. Here's your first patient."
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"- Hiyaa! Hiyaa! - [grunting]"
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"- Hiyaa! - Ooh!"
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"Just a minute! Hold it! Hold it! Wait a minute! [grunting]"
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"Are you...? She's out of her mind!"
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"I've never seen anybody so crazy!"
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"[announcer] And now, Veterinarian's Hospital."
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"The continuing story of a quack who has gone to the dogs."
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"[audience] We want Piggy! We want Piggy!"
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"We want Piggy! We want Piggy!"
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"[cheering and whistling]"
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"Oh, thank you. Thank you."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"- Oh, Dr. Bob... Dr. Bob? - What?"
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"Where did we get this patient from?"
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"Oh, well, she was found with a bunch of cows."
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"- Not bunch, herd. - Heard of what?"
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"[laughing]"
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"No, no, no, I mean, the cow's herd."
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"I haven't said anything to be ashamed of."
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"But Dr. Bob, are you going to operate?"
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"No, I think we've milked this joke long enough."
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"Oh, look. I have a stake in this too, you know."
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"[all laughing]"
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"[announcer] And so, Dr. Bob has taken the bull by the horns."
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"This has really been a moooving experience."
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"- [clapping and cheering] - Oh, thank you, thank you."
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"Bless you. Thank you, thank you..."
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"[rock music playing]"
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"♪ If you ain't been dancin' lately ♪"
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"♪ Don't blame your shoes ♪"
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"♪ Don't put it on the blues ♪"
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"♪ Don't blame the dynamite ♪"
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"♪ If you can't light the fuse ♪"
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"♪ There's a party all the time for them what choose ♪"
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"♪ The end of my romancing came with football on TV ♪"
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"♪ Really ♪"
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"♪ I can put the good parts in a bag and go out by myself ♪"
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"♪ If you ain't been dancing lately ♪"
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"♪ Don't blame your shoes ♪"
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"♪ If you ain't been happy lately ♪"
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"♪ Don't blame the dynamite if you can't light the fuse ♪"
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"♪ There's a party all the time for them what choose ♪"
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"- Party! - All right!"
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"Oh, here... here he comes."
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"[Floyd] The tuba player says, "Never mind about that."
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"Just be natural and borrow a lemon.""
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"OK, OK, OK."
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"Gee, Miss Piggy, what are you going to do?"
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"Well, I just don't know, Scooter."
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"My loyalty is, of course, to Kermit."
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"But this other show has offered me a contract at twice the money."
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"Well, you are a superstar."
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"Oh! No, I'm not!"
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"Yes, you are."
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"Yes, you are!"
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"Well, I shall just have to think about it."
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"Scooter, that performance by you and Miss Piggy was terrible."
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"Gee, I didn't think it was that bad. I missed one line but..."
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"Oh, no."
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"Scooter, are you gonna tell me what's going on?"
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"No, I promised."
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"I'll give you a raise."
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"I wrote the fan letters and Miss Piggy doesn't have another offer."
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"Scooter, I like your style."
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"Ah, hello, hello and welcome."
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"As you know, Shepherd's Institute of Animal Protection"
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