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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Dom DeLuise (S02E02)

"And now, in the midst of our annual fundraising drive..."
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"It's time for that drive again."
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"This lovely creature has to be fed occasionally,"
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"otherwise he gets very, very..."
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"There you go. Have a nice little snack, boy."
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"All better. By the way, Shepherd's Institute"
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"has only reached its halfway mark in this year's fundraising effort."
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"One moment, please."
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"- Mama! - This sweetheart has to be played with,"
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"otherwise he gets very irritable."
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"[babbling]"
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"You sweetheart you. Good morning."
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"- A little milky, a little milky. - Milky!"
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"It's good!"
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"Good. OK."
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"As you can see, we care for all their needs."
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"- [grunts] - If an animal has a need,"
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"This sweetheart of a creature loves to be sung to occasionally,"
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"otherwise he gets irritable."
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"- [singing] - [grunting]"
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"Very nice, very nice."
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"All right. The point is, if you send in your donations, you'll be very happy."
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"If you send in your donations, you'll be happy..."
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"Here you go. [babbling]"
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"The point is, that if you do so, these are all tax deductible..."
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"[all grunting]"
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"[laughing] No! Wait! I'm ticklish!"
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"[singing]"
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"All right, here you go, here you go. That's a beauty."
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"You see the point is, we love them with all our hearts. We do."
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"Just a moment now. Open wide!"
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"[babbling]"
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"Just... [sings]"
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"Oh! There's nothing left to eat. Here. Have this."
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"By the way, all of these creatures are up for adoption."
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"If you have a spare room in your house, give us a break."
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"Ooh! For instance, if you adopt this guy right here,"
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"Just a minute. Hold it, hold it."
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"[sings]"
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"Whoa! My goodness!"
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"Yes, Miss Piggy. I couldn't help but overhear"
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"Oh, Kermie, I am so sorry! I didn't want you to hear that."
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"Oh, that terrible boy!"
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"Because I have come to a decision that I think will make you very happy."
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"Oh?"
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"- I've decided to let you go. - You've what?"
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"You see, Piggy, I don't want to stand in your way."
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"But... but, Kermie..."
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"Oh, yes. Goodbye, Piggy."
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"Well, I'll just go clean out my dressing room, then."
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"That would be very nice. Thank you."
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"[sobbing]"
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"You'll... You'll explain to everyone what happened, Kermie?"
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"Oh, sure."
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"Kermie, I can't leave you! [sobbing]"
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"Well, does this mean you want your job back?"
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"[sobbing]"
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"Oh, good. But incidentally, though..."
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"- What? - Well, sure, if you can afford to pay off the audience,"
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"and buy all those flowers and furs, and the mail and stuff,"
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"- then I think you can... - You knew all the time!"
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"OK, how come is it, do you suppose, that the world doesn't know"
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"that Dom DeLuise is a singer as well as a comedian?"
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"Well, let us let the world find out."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, here he is, Dom DeLuise!"
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"Piggy's backstage, and she's very upset."
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"She's miserable, I'd like to bring her out for just..."
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"Cool it, cool it! He knew."
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"Piggy, you're upset."
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"Things have not been going very well between you and Kermit, right?"
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"- Dom, Dom, Dom. - Piggy. Piggy."
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"- A woman sometimes feels so alone. - Alone?"
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"But you're not alone. Look at me."
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"You're here, I'm here, us is here."
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"Us is here?"
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"I mean, we got us."
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"[piano plays]"
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"Don't you understand? Oh, I know."
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"[♪ We Got Us ]"
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"Look! It's your friends!"
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"[applause, whistling]"
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"OK, well, that's it for another show."
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"Let's have a big thank you for our guest star, Mr. Dom DeLuise!"
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"[applause]"
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"And thank you all for being with us,"
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"especially those of you who weren't paid off by the pig."
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"Stand back, Dom. This is gonna be fractured frog time."
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"Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it!"
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"We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!"
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"[overlapping shouting]"
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"I wouldn't mind the show if they just got rid of one thing."
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"- What's that? - Me."
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"[trumpet blasts]"
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"Oh. Oh! Oh!"
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"The flowers are fake, the audience was paid off,"
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"- [singing] - [grunting]"
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"I can't leave you. I tried."
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"- [aliens mumbling] - [whistling]"
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"[grunting faster]"
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"just like the ones that you see right here."
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"Oh no, it's an immi. Never mind."
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show ♪"
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"Yes. The one that's waving."
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"[laughing]"
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