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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Dom DeLuise (S02E02)

"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"But first, we're going to open the show"
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"[♪ Don't Dilly Dally (My Old Man) ]"
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"[coughs] Well, I already ordered the flowers."
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"Sure, sure, and if you happen to get your own spot on the show,"
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"OK, tonight's guest star is Dom DeLuise"
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"539-77221, to the mother ship. It's me."
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"I think I found a beauty."
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"Oh! Holy mac... Wait a minute! Hey, that's my hammer!"
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"[clears throat]"
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"Don't! That's a new one."
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"[groaning] That's it."
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"[grunting]"
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"- Yes? - Are you Miss Piggy?"
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"Knock it off, chubbo."
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"- Herd of cows. - Sure, I've heard of cows."
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"I don't care if the cow's heard."
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"Tune in next time when you'll hear Miss Piggy say..."
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"[♪ Henrietta's Wedding ]"
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"[applause]"
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"♪ And if you ain't been happy lately ♪"
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"♪ Why, he ain't took me anywhere since 1963 ♪"
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"♪ Her hair is in the closet ♪"
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"♪ Her teeth are on the shelf ♪"
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"♪ Don't put it on the blues ♪"
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"- Don't tell me you liked that trash. - No, my hand went to sleep."
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"has spent the last 25 years protecting helpless, innocent animals"
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"[growling]"
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"- we fill it. - [grunts]"
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"[grunting]"
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"Wait a minute! Ooh! Holy mackerel!"
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"Ooh! Ooh!"
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"you will never know the meaning of the word garbage."
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"Oh! Wait a minute! Oh, please!"
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"Please, help! I mean, really, help! Help!"
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"Kermie? Kermie, you wanted to see me?"
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"that conversation about that offer you got from the other show."
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"Yeah, well, actually, I'm kinda glad that I did."
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"Good luck, kid."
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"Oh. Well, then I suppose this is goodbye."
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"What a ham."
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"... you will have to take... you will have to take a pay cut."
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"[screaming]"
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"May I stop for one second? I'll tell you the truth."
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"Piggy, Piggy, come over here now."
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"[knocking]"
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"Dom DeLuise! Dom DeLuise!"
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"Eighteen seconds to curtain, Mr. DeLuise."
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"[speaking mock Swedish]"
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"[muffled]"
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"[drumroll]"
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"It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star Mr. Dom DeLuise!"
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"[applause]"
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"Why do we keep doing this?"
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"♪ On the most sensational Inspirational, celebrational ♪"
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"♪ Muppetational ♪"
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"OK. Thank you, thank you, thank you,"
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"and welcome to The Muppet Show."
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"Tonight should be great because our special guest star"
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"is one of the really funny men, Mr. Dom DeLuise!"
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"[applause]"
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"with our own lady of song, Miss Piggy,"
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"because if we don't she'll break both my arms."
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"So here she is now, Miss Piggy!"
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"It's a great old song."
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"[chuckles]"
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"All right, everybody, now's your chance."
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"Join in the second chorus, I'm only singing one!"
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"Promises, promises!"
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"- [applause and whistling] - [cheering]"
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"- Miss Piggy! - Bravo! Bravo!"
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"Boy, they really love her, don't they?"
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"Yeah. Must be an easy house."
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"Oh, no, please. Oh, you're too kind."
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"Kissy, kissy."
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"Forget it. Kermit's gone."
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"- Oh. Did it work? - Nope."
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"But how about that audience I paid off for you, huh?"
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"- They did just what I told them to. - What did you tell them?"
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"To go hog wild."
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"Scooter, I am paying you to give me help, not cheap jokes."
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"Wonderful."
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"Scooter, oh, Scooter, my dear impressionable young lad."
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"You must understand"
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"that I am only doing this"
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"in order for the frog to notice me more."
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"well, that wouldn't hurt."
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"Your life's hanging on a thread, kid."
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"Yes, ma'am. I'll go write some more spontaneous sincere fan mail for you."
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"Mm-hmm. You know the words:"
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"Gorgeous, beautiful... modest."
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"and we all know how terrific he is."
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"As a performer he is out of this world."
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"As a matter of fact, right now he's on the planet Koozbane."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Dom DeLuise!"
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"[applause]"
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"[alien mumble]"
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"[whistle]"
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"[alien mumble]"
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"[whistle]"
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"[alien mumble]"
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"[alien mumble]"
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"[whistle]"
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"[alien mumble]"
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"Ah! Can you see me? Here I am."
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"That's nice. Yes. It is so gorgeous up here."
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"Pluto... Saturn, I mean, it is gorgeous."
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"Hold it. Hold it. I see some coucrous. Hold on."
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"Oh, Jane, keep that soup warm for me, sweetheart."
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"Oh, it's a beauty! This is a beauty."
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"Holy Toledo! Something's afoot!"
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"Hey! Ooh, sheesh!"
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"[groaning, grunting]"
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"- Hey. - [aliens mumbling]"
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"That's not me."
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