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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Jaye P. Morgan (S02E02)

"[explosion]"
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"Uh, look, Jaye P., I'll be right up."
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"- [Statler] Oh, yeah? - Well, he's the only one who does."
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"I mean, I'm not even out here to tell jokes."
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"Have you ever been?"
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"Hey, you know that the bear is funny."
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"You're right. In fact, I never enjoyed you more than I did last week."
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"- Well, I didn't do an act last week. - I rest my case."
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"That's very good."
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"- [laughing continues] - [sighs]"
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"Uh, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"here is Gonzo the Great with a trumpet solo,"
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"Flight of the Bumblebee."
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"That does it, I'm leaving."
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"[♪ Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov: Flight of the Bumblebee]"
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"- [Animal growls] - [Rowlf] Ow!"
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"- [Gonzo] Ow! - [crashing]"
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"[ballroom music playing]"
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"You know, the trouble with women is they always take things personally."
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"I don't."
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"The trouble with men is that they're all too wishy-washy."
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"Well, sometimes yes, and..."
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"...sometimes no."
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"The trouble with you is you can't take criticism."
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"Oh, that's a low-down, rotten lie. What do you mean I can't take..."
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"The trouble with you is you're conceited."
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"I am not. Although I have every reason to be."
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"The trouble with you is you're always sticking your nose"
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"into everybody's business."
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"Ah, what choice have I got?"
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"You know, the trouble with you is you're so stubborn."
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"Wanna bet?"
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"[♪ English Country Garden]"
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"[plays same tune]"
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"I didn't know it either."
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"I'll join in."
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"Very good. Here I go."
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"Oh, he's good."
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"Yeah."
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"Ahh..."
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"This is my part."
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"Take it."
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"- Very good. - Thank you."
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"Yeah. Together."
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"[Fozzie] OK."
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"You take it now, OK? Ready, go!"
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"Ahh..."
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"It's fun. Ahh..."
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"- Ready? Modulate. - What? What's that?"
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"- Yay, you did it. - Thank you. Whatever."
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"- Can you play hatless? - What?"
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"- Keep playing. - Yes, sir."
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"- Just play. - Yes, sir."
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"Big finish."
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"- Watch out! - Huh?"
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"- [both shouting] - [crashing]"
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"So far, I've been attacked by Animal and two explosions have gone off next to me."
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"I'm starting to feel like a moving target around here."
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"Well, let me explain about those explosions."
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"On this show explosions are one of our trademarks."
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"Uh, and, in fact, on this show things blow up all the time."
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"- Uh, you see what I mean? - Wow."
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"- How'd you do that? - It was really quite simple."
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"In fact, it's rather fun."
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"I guess you could say you get a bang out of it, huh?"
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"- Uh, what else could we talk about? - How about your hat?"
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"Oh, great idea. You know explosions are one of your trademarks?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Spectacular hats are one of mine."
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"Ah, that one is fantastic."
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"I particularly wanted to wear this one on The Muppet Show, too."
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"Well, why is that?"
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"I guess you could say I blew my top?"
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"Yeah, well, you could say that but..."
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"[both] We did that joke last year."
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"- Figures. - Uh..."
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"...this talk spot is about over. Shall we leave?"
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"- Why not? - After you."
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"Uh, do you suppose that means we'll never see them again?"
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"Well, we can always hope."
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"[vocalizing]"
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"[whistling]"
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"[vocalizing]"
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"[vocalizing]"
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"[announcer] And now, Pigs in Space!"
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"Starring the fatuous Captain Link Hogthrob..."
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"The recalcitrant first mate, Miss Piggy."
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"When last we left the spaceship Swinetrek,"
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"as it plummeted towards Earth at an alarming rate."
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"Uh, Dr. Strangepork,"
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"why are we plummeting toward Earth at an alarming rate?"
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"We've lost the number three engine."
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"Well, how long will it take to fix it?"
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"[groaning]"
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"Is there anything we can do?"
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"if we lighten the weight of the rocket ship."
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"Um... one pig."
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"Yeah, that should do it."
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"Rather drastic, isn't it?"
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"Well, then perhaps it isn't so drastic."
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"Well, I would volunteer myself,"
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"That's very true."
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"Well, if it isn't you or me..."
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"[beeping]"
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"[sighs]"
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"[sighs]"
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"[Miss Piggy sighs again]"
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"Well, I just finished doing the laundry."
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"Oh, well, thank you, First Mate Piggy."
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"that is the last laundry this pig is doing."
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"I have a new assignment for you."
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"Uh, Dr. Strangepork, do you mind?"
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"Oh, of course. See you later, Link."
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"Bon voyage, Miss Piggy."
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"Weird exit line."
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"Uh, First Mate Piggy,"
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"- I need your help. - Yes! A real assignment. Yes, yes!"
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"- We're losing altitude. - [gasps]"
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"And we must lighten the weight of the rocket by throwing something overboard."
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"Oh, and... and you want me to help you decide what?"
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"- No. - Oh?"
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