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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Jaye P. Morgan (S02E02)

"- Scooter, I have a present for you. - Ah, gee, thanks."
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"with our very special guest star Miss Jaye P. Morgan."
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"[wild laughing]"
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"I flew 8,000 miles to be here, the plane was late, I haven't slept."
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"Going into a coma."
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"Dumb is right."
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"Home it is!"
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"- It was? - Oh, it really was."
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"Indifferent?"
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"Yeah, it was cute, wasn't it?"
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"Hey, Chef, you're on! Animal!"
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"[speaking in mock Swedish]"
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"Coconut."
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"It's hard... hard..."
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"We got the clubber. Clubber the coconut."
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"[hums]"
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"Oh, she's fine. She's a little upset because the opening number was cute,"
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"- Uh, yeah. Why? - [groans]"
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"Hey, Kermit, can we get back to the cute part?"
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"Hey, uh, hey."
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"Kermit wants me to do the next introduction."
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"Hey, come on, guys. No heckling."
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"Oh, th..."
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"- [bee buzzing] - [Animal growls]"
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"- [growling] - [grunting]"
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"You refuse to change."
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"[explosion]"
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"Come on in."
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"Oh, my hat. What do I do?"
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"- I said "Can you play hatless?" - I don't know. Who wrote it?"
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"Oh, that's how it works, huh?"
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"So, Jaye P., how ya doing?"
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"I can believe that."
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"Uh, well, you could say that, but, uh, we did that joke last year."
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"Check."
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"Two, three, four."
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"And the describable Dr. Strangepork."
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"it was in serious danger"
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"Yes, we can maintain our present altitude"
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"You're the captain."
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"except that I'm the only one who knows how all this technical stuff works."
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"But, I'm telling you right now,"
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"- Uh, Miss Piggy? - Hmm?"
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"Oh, yes, my captain?"
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"[announcer] Tune in next week and see the replacement for..."
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"The..."
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"Oh, not J.P. I don't think I can take it."
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"I hope you mean that as a compliment, frog."
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"is in danger of being stolen from under us."
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"...make watchfulness... Oh!"
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"Uh, your watchword. Thank you and good night."
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"I think it's gonna be great. At least I hope, we've been a little rough on her."
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"I only hope Jaye P. will do it."
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"Yeah, good luck, silver tongue. [scoffs]"
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"Oh! Thank you, thank you."
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"[knocking on door]"
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"Jaye P. Morgan?"
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"Hey, this is a..."
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"It's The Muppet Show,"
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"[applause]"
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"Let's get this turkey on the road!"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ On the most sensational ♪"
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"♪ Inspirational, celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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"♪ This is what we call ♪"
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"♪ The Muppet Show ♪"
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"- [applause] - Thank you, thank you!"
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"Here we are again with another one of those things titled The Muppet Show."
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"Starting off, we are going to do the very first piece of material"
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"the Muppets ever did."
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"No kidding. It was a little song entitled Tweedlee Dee."
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"We first did it 23 years ago."
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"But tonight we have new and cute version of it"
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"done by our special guest star,"
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"ladies and gentlemen, Jaye P. Morgan. Yay!"
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"[♪ Tweedlee Dee ]"
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"And I'm dressing with a bunch of pigs."
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"Then they put me in this bird-brained costume."
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"Want me to be cute? The feathers smell like a skunk."
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"Then I gotta sing."
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"I'm getting sick, too."
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"Now they're making bad jokes on my name."
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"All right, here we go, head for home."
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"Oh, Jaye P. Morgan is terrific."
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"Yep, but that number was for the birds."
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"You had to do that joke, huh?"
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"One of us had to and I lost the toss."
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"- Cheep, cheep! - OK, way to go, bird!"
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"- Cheep, cheep! - Back to your dressing nest."
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"Oh, Jaye P., that was a terrific number."
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"I just can't tell you what a thrill it is to have you on the show."
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"I'd like to say I'm really indifferent about being here."
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"- Yeah, well, you know what I mean. - But, what's wrong?"
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"That last number was terrific. It was really cute."
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"Oh, it was. It was just so cute."
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"I hate cute."
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"Uh, we're in trouble."
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"Uh, listen, Jaye P., we're not all cute around here."
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"[growling] Oh! Jaye P.!"
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"Wait, Animal, don't do it!"
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"I, I... Cute's not the only thing I hate!"
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"[singing in gibberish]"
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"It's hard to open the coconut."
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"Sawzen, sawzen the coconut."
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"[mock Swedish]"
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"Oh! It's a bomb?"
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"That's the second time tonight they've used a bomb joke."
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"Three's a charm."
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"Hey, bang up job, Chef."
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"Hey, hey, Kermit. How's Jaye P.?"
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"- but she's OK now. - Good."
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"I just sent up a cake to her dressing room."
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"Mmm."
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"Wait, Kermit!"
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"Not the cake that was here on the table."
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"- Crazy Harry baked that. - [crazy laughter]"
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