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Clips from Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family

"when dinosaurs ruled the earth."
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"Baudelaire orphans to the courtesy desk."
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"Beef. Yes. Roast beef."
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"But you didn't tell us you wanted roast beef."
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"You know, there's a big world out there filled with desperate orphans"
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"to you two loverly children"
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"and your hideous primate."
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"while I enjoy the enormous fortune your parents left behind."
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"You put her down!"
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"You monster!"
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"You all saw it. The boy slipped."
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"Oh, really?"
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"The law. Look it up."
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"We're going to call Mr. Poe about this right now."
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"I'm very disappointed in you, children."
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"Where were we?"
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"Are you okay?"
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"- I'm going. - Going where?"
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"Home is where your parents put you to bed at night."
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"How could they do this to us?"
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"Not them. Mom and Dad."
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"They had no plan for us at all?"
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"Do you remember how guilty we felt for thinking bad thoughts about them?"
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"No, it's not."
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"Because they're not in Europe. They're not coming back."
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"Do you think anything will ever feel like home again?"
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"is a word which here means, ''a small, safe place in a troubling world. ''"
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"I see it. I see it."
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"A world which, I'm sad to say, can be described in two dismal words."
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"Custody granted."
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"Thank you, Your Honor. Nice doing business with you."
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"Children, I've been contemplating our situation,"
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"Which in this case is a big, big word meaning--"
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"Pure evil."
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"--tough, but fair."
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"But now that we're family, I can make it up to you."
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"I can be the ultimate dad."
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"I know. Let's stop for a treat."
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"Soda. Soda. Banana."
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"Hello. I'm going on a perfectly innocent ride in the country"
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"with my kids, whom I love."
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"Count Olaf? Hello. Poe."
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"I'm calling you back about that inheritance question you raised."
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"- Mr. Poe, thank goodness. - Who is this?"
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"Oh, hello, Violet. Well, where's Count Olaf?"
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"Right. Yes. I can't hear because of the train!"
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"I'll call you back when I get to the bank! Goodbye!"
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"Klaus, you've read books on trains. What do we do?"
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"The track switcher."
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"No. There has to be something we can use to pull it."
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"Sunny, bite the head off that elf."
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"- Nice shot. - Thank you. Pull."
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"Mr. Poe. Dear Mr. Poe. Can't we discuss this like reasonable men?"
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"I'm sorry, Count Olaf."
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"Allowing a child of Sunny's age to drive a car"
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"is simply not good parenting."
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"He tried to kill us."
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"May I have a moment alone with the children?"
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"It's been fun."
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"You are so deceased."
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"Take them, Mr. Poe. . ."
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"Trumping a talentless villain"
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"might seem all in a day's work for three ingenious orphans."
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"But the Baudelaires savored their victory"
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"Or at least wouldn't try to flatten them with a train."
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"Do you know what kind of scientist he is?"
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"No, I don't. I was far too busy making arrangements for you three."
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"I didn't have time for chitchat."
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"Look at you. You must be Violet."
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"You were just a little baby at the time."
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"And, Klaus, we've never met. How do you d--?"
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"What a firm grip. Like a Burmese python."
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"And Sunny. Little Sunny. You look so much like your dear mother."
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"Oh, by all means."
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"You could help us pick out the gut worms"
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"Good day."
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"Well, we got rid of him, didn't we?"
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"Pack?"
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"Oh, yes. We have to pack all the equipment."
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"Then there's the essentials, like clothing and such."
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"And we have to tag all of the snakes who are coming with us."
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"Oh, did I mention we're going to Peru?"
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"- No. - Yes, we're going to Peru."
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"Only what I've read in books."
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"Over here. . ."
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"Well spotted."
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"I have no idea. Didn't think it polite to ask."
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"We can't stop this fellow chanting. Om. Ribbit."
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"And now, children, you have to see my latest discovery."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Found him in Tanzania. One of a kind. The lncredibly Deadly Viper."
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"Let me just adjust it here."
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"Right."
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"There we are."
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"Now,"
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"It's a big softy."
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"It's a misnomer."
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"''How are we all going to get out of town together?''"
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"And I thought, ''Peru.'' They have snakes in Peru, don't they?"
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"But why are we getting out of town?"
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"Few people do."
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"When threatened, a snake will retreat to a place"
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"that is quiet, safe, remote."
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"Wait, that spyglass. I saw one just like that in our dad's--"
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"Plenty of time for chitchat later."
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"But right now, what I need is an inventor,"
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"a reader"
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"Know any?"
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"Saddled and bridled So gallant rode he"
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"Petunia, what have I told you about this?"
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"Until the fire."
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"But it's gonna be all right."
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"We'll be among people who understand us. People who are like us."
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"People who appreciate unique children"
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"who can read and invent and bite things."
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"Uncle Monty, why are you doing all this for us?"
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"''And so the Baudelaire children went to Peru"
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"and together had wonderful adventures"
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"with their loving and wonderful new guardian."
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"The end. ''"
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