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Clips from Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family

"was one of the finest 14-year-old inventors in the world."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Hey, you kids."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Aunt Josephine,"
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"As for the Baudelaires, what lay ahead for them was unclear."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Humming their Join-in-a-spring-along song"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"I'm sorry to say that this is not the movie you will be watching."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"The movie you are about to see is extremely unpleasant."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"If you wish to see a film about a happy little elf,"
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"Italian food and secret organizations,"
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"then stay"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"and it is my sad duty to document this tale."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Or, rather, the things he learned from books."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"''Look at that mysterious figure emerging from the fog. ''"
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"that's destroyed your entire home."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"And within moments, the entire mansion was in flames."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"other mysteries began to unfold before the children's eyes."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"I tried to warn you."
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"Now, as chief officer of Mulctuary Management"
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"We don't know a Count Olaf."
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"Yes, yes, of course you do."
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"This sort of generosity is rare in a person of his profession."
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"Oh, hello."
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"but so happy to hear you were coming here."
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"I'm Violet. And this is my brother, Klaus, and my sister, Sunny."
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"Orphanis. . ."
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"My dear. . ."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Young Klaus."
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"Our parents just died."
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"Wait, let me do that one more time."
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". . .died?"
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"Mr. Poe. . ."
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". . .children."
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"You won't officially have guardianship until the hearing on Thursday morning."
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"Excuse me?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Can't you stay for a brief imbibement?"
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"isn't as fancy as the Baudelaire mansion,"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"but I'm coming into a great deal of money soon,"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"''This place could use a little TLC.''"
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"I trust you've had your tetanus shots. Polio. Smallpox. Typhoid. Malaria."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"This is the entertainment or rumpus room."
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"What's that up there?"
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"The tower. . ."
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"- But the sun's still up. - ''But the sun's still up.''"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"But by the time she was six weeks old, the two of them were thick as thieves."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"A phrase which here means, ''fetching and biting for hours on end. ''"
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"to do a great number of terrible chores."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"and I realized that these clever girls had stolen my kidney."
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"Imagine my surprise."
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"Dinner?"
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"Okay. Let's start casting this puppy."
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"Would you do it, sir?"
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"Sunny. Little help."
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"And a saucepan."
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"I think you might have to turn it up."
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"Strainer. That's brilliant."
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"Let's go back to prehistoric times,"
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"But I don't care about them."
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"I chose to open my heart"
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"Says who?"
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"Are you?"
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"No."
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"Klaus, what are you doing?"
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"Home."
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"It had just gotten lost in the mail."
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"''Sanctuary''"
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"Like an oasis in a vast desert or an island in a stormy sea."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"But in their hearts they knew that the troubling world lay just outside."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"and I realize that I've been a bit standoffish, shall we say."
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"Got it."
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"Violet, where'd the locks go?"
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"I think it's a schedule."
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"He's not here right now, but--"
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"No. We're-- The car's on the train tracks, and the train is coming."
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"We're going to be hit by a train."
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"It's too far away."
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"- Violet. - I got it."
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"Goodbye, kids."
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"as they sped towards their new home."
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"but they remained cautiously optimistic"
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"Hello!"
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"Thank you very much, Mr. Poe. I'll take it from here."
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"Children, remember, if you need me anytime,"
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"you can reach me by phone or fax."
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"Coming where?"
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"This way to the Reptile Room."
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"Welcome to my humble abode."
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"You children know anything about snakes?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Well, we may have one or two things here that aren't in books."
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"And over here, the Tibetan Third-Eye Toad."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. My ribbon just jammed."
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"where was I?"
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"Oh, yes. The attack of the Incredibly Deadly Viper."
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"Not to worry, little one. You're all right."
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"It can't possibly harm you. Here we go."
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"Just this morning I was wondering,"
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"I think I know that song. I think-- I think our parents used to play it for us."
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"And a wife and a home."
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"I may know better than anyone what you're going through."
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"These are the words I desperately wish I could type."
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"But alas, my mission is not to weave happy endings"
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"And as much as it pains me,"
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"I am Stephano. I am an ltalian man,"
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"And bless you for coming at such short notice."
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"Well, I am a fan, if I may gush."
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"I wonder if I could get the kids to help me in with my bags."
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"Please. Let us not be rude to our guest."
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"I don't know."
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"But the timing of Olaf's reappearance,"
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"was almost more than Klaus could bear."
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"- Klaus, it's just a coincidence. - Violet, no."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"I know that they are an important part of the ecosystem."
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"the bends, a reconstructive surgery. . ."
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"The relaxed guardianship laws."
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"Darn neurotoxins."
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"and go ahead and start the party without me, and then. . ."
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"Is he still watching?"
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"Yes."
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"Don't look at me. Pretend you're talking to Klaus."
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"Off you go."
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"Oh, and if you kids should get restless during the night,"
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