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Clips from Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family

"in the lives of the unfortunate Baudelaire children."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"I must confess that their troubles had only just begun."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"And it did so with two musical notes."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Hello."
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"As well as to facilitate and remain observatory."
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"You're Count Olaf."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"I have never met such a person as a Count Olaf,"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"but if I had,"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"I'm sure he would look and sound completely different."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Well, perhaps you should re-evaluate your hypothesis."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Anyway, that's why you should never run with one of these, kids."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Words of wisdom indeed, Mr. Stephano."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Oops, you caught me being a mentor."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"My chief assistant, Gustav, took sick and phoned not one hour ago."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Thank goodness you were available."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"It's a very volatile animal."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"- Perhaps we should-- - I've been bitten 43. . . 700 times."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Mostly on the face."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"A lot of this has been reconstructed."
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"even though my mustache is a tad askew."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Now, go on."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"What's he up to?"
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"There is no good moment, of course, for a notorious villain to arrive."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Everything happens for a reason."
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"Now, the children will be helping us extensively with the research in Peru."
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"Do you have experience with children?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Children are strange and foreign to me."
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"I never really was one."
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"And that's all it takes. That's all it takes, is one time."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"I had the kipper in my mouth, and I offered it."
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"They were filming the whole thing."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"but you think, you know, ''This can't be a tremendously strong animal.''"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"I mean, sure, it has a certain amount of strength,"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"but how does it pull a man's face into a cave?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"But yes, from my understanding, Peru is a wonderful place."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"The beaches. The people."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"- Doesn't he, children? - Oh, yeah."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Petunia. Well, the milking. . . Now, see, what I was--"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Could I just. . .?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Now, they used to call me Old MacDonald up at the milking lab there,"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"I got your message. Don't worry. I know."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"And did you see the way he kept glancing into my satchel,"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"You children were right. Stephano is an imposter."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"He's a spy from the Herpetological Society."
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"- No. - No. Uncle Monty--"
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"Darn. All finished. I was so looking forward to the milking."
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"Isn't it about time you kids went to bed?"
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"I'm right down the hall, and I'm a very light sleeper."
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"Such a pretty girl."
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"Oh, yes, you are."
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"Uncle Monty?"
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"Your foot falls down through the air,"
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"and there's a sickly moment of dark surprise."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"The children's grief was not only for their uncle"
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"I should've taken it upon myself to warn him"
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"is the most deadly snake in the entire ecosystem."
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"Little girl, the big cage door is open, no snake. Dead guy."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"You know what I'm thinking?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"I'm thinking, ''Who woke me up at 9 in the morning for this?''"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Snake bite, no question about it. Thanks, doc."
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"because it's one of the least dangerous and most friendly creatures"
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"in the animal kingdom."
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"You mind if I skip the paperwork on this?"
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"I think that'd be best. These kids have been through a major upheaval."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"I wonder if it's a good idea, even, to change their plans at this point."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"We were headed for Peru tomorrow,"
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"From interviews with witnesses who were there that day,"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"I have learned the following about the youngest Baudelaire's plan:"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"No, he's Count Olaf, and that doctor is his accomplice."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"He tried to kill us with a train."
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"Children, that's enough of this foolishness."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Mr. Stephano bears absolutely no resemblance to Count Olaf."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"What about the tattoo? Count Olaf had a tattoo of an eye on his ankle."
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"Voilà! Spick-and-span."
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"Well, he's an actor. He covered it with makeup."
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"The sound they heard next was so shocking, so surprising,"
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"it still haunts them to this day."
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"Bum buttery, bluebird is singing a tune"
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"Rest assured, children, the authorities are in hot pursuit of Mr. Stephano,"
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"The ltalian fiend."
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"Though still in the clutches of a clueless banker,"
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"the Baudelaires celebrated their unmasking of Count Olaf"
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"as they skimmed their way across the icy surface of Lake Lachrymose."
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"He knew there was something beneath their journey,"
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"the knowledge of another terrible fire and two words on a slip of paper."
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"Never heard of her."
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"Does it strike you as odd that none of our relatives are related to us?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Aunt Josephine?"
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"Oh, Violet. Look at you."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Come in, quickly. Quickly, children."
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"and decapitate yourselves."
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"Children, I must ask you not to use any of the doorknobs in the house."
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"Just push on the wood of the door, and it'll open."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Why?"
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"Well, I'm always afraid that the doorknobs"
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"will shatter into a million tiny pieces,"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"''Delmo'' is not a word."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"I can see that I'm going to have to teach her proper English."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Grammar is the greatest joy in life, don't you find?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"- Most definitely. - I love grammar."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Where's your brother?"
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"Klaus?"
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"Napkins."
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"Everyone, would you like to see some pictures?"
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"Is this lke?"
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"Wasn't he handsome?"
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"All the things you did, Aunt Josephine."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Oh, I was quite adventurous when lke was alive."
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"Uncle Monty? You knew Uncle Monty?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Why do you all have these spyglasses?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"I don't like the way I look in that picture."
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"No, no, no, no. Silly child, no."
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"He was eaten by leeches."
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"Come, I'll show you."
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"from Horrid Harbor,"
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"all the way over to Curdled Cave, way over there."
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"Lachrymose leeches have six rows"
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"And if they smell food, they will swarm."
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". . .he only waited 45 minutes,"
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"I apologize, children."
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