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Clips from Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family

"In fact, I hardly sleep at all."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Do you have a hall pass?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"I didn't think so."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"You are. Yes, you are."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"It's like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"but for that tender hope that they may have found home again."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"A hope which, thanks to a villainous actor, was now slowly tumbling away."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"You what?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"It's definitely a snake bite. There's no question about it."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Doc, what do you think?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Closure. Thank you, doc."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"with single-minded determination."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Count Olaf is their old guardian, who made an error in judgment."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"- these young children to the vehicle. - No. Mr. Poe--"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"- No, Mr. Poe! - I'll send you a postcard."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"About one thing, all the witnesses agreed."
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"from his eyebrowless forehead to his untattooed ankle."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Come in. Come in. Come in."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Hurricane Herman is about to arrive at any time now."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"- What? What? - What's the matter?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Not that quickly. You could trip over the welcome mat"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"So, quickly, but not too quickly, all right?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"I'm sorry it's so chilly in here."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Actually, it's chilled cucumber soup."
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"Did lke die in a fire?"
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"Watch the chandelier, children. If it falls, it will impale you."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"They are blind, but they can smell food on a human from miles away."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Oh, God, I hate it here."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"I could never,"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Watch out for those avocados. The pit could become lodged in our throats."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"And watch out for that cart. It could break free and run us over."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"The black plague! Is it the black plague?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"- This-- - ''Klaus and me.''"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"It's the whole ball of wax. The entire kit and caboodle."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Captain Sham. . ."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
". . .at your service."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"That horrible man you warned me about? Where? Who?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Oh, I don't pay that no never mind, mum."
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"He's just a boy barely out of his OshKosh B'Gosh."
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"ever since me leg was chewed off by the Lachrymose leeches."
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"Sure, I get the good parking spots,"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Please, the children are going to make a lovely dinner of puttanesca."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"And you stay here and shop for an entirely puttanesca-free dinner."
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"Kids today."
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"No."
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"My heart is as cold as lke, and I find life inbearable.''"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"you might make a few spelling mistakes too."
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"That was his plan. He made her write this note,"
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"and then he pushed her out the window."
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"It's not supposed to be ''lke,'' it's supposed to be ''ice.'' C."
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"All the way over to Curdled Cave, way over there."
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"Come away from the fridge."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"No way."
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"Is it over?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Violet, ideas?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"On three, we're gonna break that beam."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Are you sure you tied your hair tight enough?"
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"Two."
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"Three."
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"Wait."
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"Wait."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Now!"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"- They won't listen. They never listen. - Violet!"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Ever read any books on sailing?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"They had made it."
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"then they would rescue their guardian."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Too dangerous? You're our guardian. You're supposed to take care of us."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"And some of those people will be realtors."
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"Where did you find that?"
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"The fires."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Our parents."
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"Is it Olaf?"
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"I guess it's a good thing none of us have eaten in a while then."
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"Aunt Josephine!"
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"We're sinking, sinking, sinking."
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"- Klaus, paddle, please. - Doomed. Doomed."
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"Hello, hello, hello."
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"Looks like you could use a little assistance."
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"Aunt Josephine!"
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". . .I could show a little mercy."
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"Thank you for correcting me."
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"- Aunt Josephine. - You can't--"
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"- Aunt Josephine. Aunt-- - Aunt Josephine. Jump!"
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". . .fit to be their guardian."
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"Even the thought of the massive inheritance"
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"Say what?"
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"Critic!"
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"Can't l?"
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"it has to be administered by a bona fide justice of the peace."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Justice Strauss, are you ready for your debut?"
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"you must say the words exactly as you would in a real wedding."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Why did you have to tell me that? Oh, my God."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Take her to makeup."
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"She can if she has the permission of her guardian."
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"Yes. Once you say ''l do'' and sign the marriage certificate,"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Hey, marriage is no picnic. You gotta work at it."
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"How could you? She's an infant."
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"Oh, Violet. Violet, Violet, Violet."
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"for The Marvelouse Marriage."
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"No. You're not gonna go through with this."
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"Camel, you're on."
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"What would Violet do?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"There's always something. There's always something."
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"Hairless Lothario!"
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"Take that. And that."
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"Do you, Count Olaf,"
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"Official"
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"Right hand, please."
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"He was only marrying me to get to the Baudelaire fortune."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"we were married in an official ceremony,"
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"Oh, my God, what have I done?"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"put the other two brats up for adoption, separately,"
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"These children are meddlesome when they're together."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"You're the monster."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"These children tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Now, now,"
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"The Baudelaires had triumphed."
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"No, no, we'll never have to deal with that terrible man again."
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Family
"Look at all these postmarks."
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"It's the letter."
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