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Clips from Clone High - Election Blu-Galoo (S01E01)

"To the max."
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"Except for that one... where's he's under the tree with his shirt off."
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"That sounds like the gentle knock of a vulnerable teenage girl!"
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"Would you shut up?"
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"Which is it, Abe?"
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"Better keep your story straight."
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"Baby?"
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"Where did JFK get my spaghetti video?"
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"I've seen it on Happy Days, watch. In three. Two. One."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"You don't know what you're getting into."
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"and it's from you backstabbing me."
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"I guess it is."
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"That's where you're wrong, Joan!"
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"Mena Suvari, and introducing Murray T. Wayans!"
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"How do you respond to the criticism that,"
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"unlike Abe and myself,"
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"What have I done?"
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"For four days straight, Gandhi ate nothing but..."
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"I suck!"
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"He stands up for the right thing,"
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"Oh my god, he is so cute!"
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"I'll say."
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"~ Secret government employees ~"
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"~ And made amusing genetic copies ~"
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"Thank you, For your courage."
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"like new bishops for the chess club!"
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"Thank you!"
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"Good luck."
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"My name is Abraham Lincoln,"
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"You died out there."
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"I'll never make it."
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"Let's go surf the internet!"
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"I knew the polls-- did you say I was winning?!"
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"I just... don't think..."
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"I need someone to comfort me."
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"gay foster dads?"
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"and he inspired a generation of young people!"
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"Dental dam!"
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"which is connected by a bungee cord,"
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"He'd also like you to believe that he's not a baby eater."
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"How many times have I told you not to say that?"
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"You don't know what you're getting into!"
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"So maybe instead of the nail metaphor,"
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"but it's too late for that now, isn't it?"
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"How can this be?"
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"A shallow ploy, by Racist Mammy Breakfast Foods,"
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"Wait, everyone."
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"Well, we sure learned a lot today."
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"The only way I know how."
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"~ A body needs to grow ~"
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"But now... Oh, JFK."
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"But who?"
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"to officially dedicate this impassable moat"
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"By the by, could I have two million dollars?"
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"for those who have a conflicting class with AP Physics!"
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"could run, win, abolish term limits,"
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"A new, wicked food product that lives where X-Stream meets Blu!"
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"Abe, there's nothing to worry about."
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"Great question! Have a t-shirt!"
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"It comes in a totally sick wide mouthed squeeze bottle!"
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"Man, the audience was not havin' that."
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"but the speech itself--"
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"O-okay, maybe the encore, not the best idea idea,"
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"I mean, that assembly was like this boom this!"
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"Oh yeah, it's your campaign."
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"See, they wanna sponsor your campaign."
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"That's it!"
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"Hop on, it's pram sports you!"
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"We're rich, Mr B!"
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"Cleo! Why are you crying?"
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"with my pants!"
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"But shouldn't you be saving some of this money for your secret plan"
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"Well right now all I can think about is"
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"And you can't win the election without my help."
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"is mad packed with all nine essential nutrimites to fortify your X-zone!"
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"Now he claims to be sixteen."
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"You're gonna make a great-ass president."
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"~And the mind and my heart has been wishing ~"
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"Fine, whatever!"
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"But there's just one thing I don't understand, Doctor Manson."
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"~ like fish or human beings ~"
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"~ And growing takes proteins ~"
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"~ Make sure you try ~"
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"Food! IIIII looooove yooooou!"
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"So do what we say!"
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"~ They're gonna make it if they try ~"
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"These bad boys are catalogue only."
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"I can't believe that JFK is running unopposed."
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"JUST SIGN THIS LEGIT-ASS CONTRACT!"
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"Honest Abe. Or so he'd have you believe."
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"At least it can't any worse."
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"I should've used a stabbing metaphor,"
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"I intend to ride said ramp. Gandhi?"
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"Mena?"
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"The same marketing scheme I used to win your votes."
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"~ When you eat your sweets ~"
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"My body is a pyramid that's made of healthy food."
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"Someone open mouthed kisses someone else."
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"~ Now the clones are sexy teens, now ~"
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"~ Clone High, Clone High ~"
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"For giggles, I'm going to keep saying no until you turn the TV off."
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"I love you, JFK!"
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"Ooh, I wonder what it will be? I'm so worried."
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"~ and it's approved by the USDA ~"
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"~ Three to five of vegetables and four of fruits is best ~"
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"Well... I guess we did learn that."
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"I mean, you'd think with a school full of world leaders,"
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"Abe, you should run."
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"Abe, Abe! Your speech wasn't that bad!"
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"No matter how hard I try to live up to the real Abe Lincoln,"
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"See, I met these really cool guys after the assembly that will so get you."
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"~ That's why meat can be a tasty treat ~"
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"I HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM!"
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"At least it can't get any better!"
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"Real stupid."
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"What about... the carpet in the library?"
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"it's that it never runs out!"
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"I can't wait to eat this--"
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"Abe. I'm really confused about my feelings right now."
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