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Clips from Clone High - Election Blu-Galoo (S01E01)

"X-Stream Blu presents,"
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"Totally."
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"for the X-Stream Blu, Mega Crew!"
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"which my friend Gandhi will drive back and forth on this half pipe."
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"When's it gonna stop, Abe?"
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"Because I'm going to win that election with the most dangerous campaign stunt"
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"to thrill his class, Aaaaaaaabe Lincooooln!"
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"~ that I live by to this day ~"
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"Abe Lincoln, don't!"
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"She's just trying to get attention and you're falling for it!"
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"~And on Fridays, I do abs and legs, but not calves!"
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"As you recall, I do those, with my lats, on Wednesdays!"
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"JFK would like to thank Joan of Arc for her help on this ad!"
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"What she's getting you into."
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"This nail I just stepped on."
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"Because a real leader does what Abe just did,"
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"~ Time to laugh and shiver and Cry ~"
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"IT'S A POWER SNACK! STICK IT IN YOUR FACE HOLE!"
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"and I'm running for student body president!"
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"X-STREAM BLU IN THE HIZZOUSE!"
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"Why, I watched the first two thirds of the Mc Hammer Behind The Music,"
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"I'm here because I can't stand Abe being Cleo's puppet."
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"And I would like to reply by uh, taking my shirt off!"
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"Oh yeah?"
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"Gaaaaaaaaaaaandhiiiiiii!"
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"- Marilyn Manson? - Yes."
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"~ So please take my advice ~"
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"~ Their antioxidants and fibre help you to digest ~"
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"Your secret army of cloned historical figures"
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"And you, the audience, were moved very, very deeply."
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"~ Loving learning challenge judging ~"
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"Dirty, dirty term limits"
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"Hey Cleo."
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"Well, I'm a genetic dupilcate of Abe Lincoln."
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"if I run for president, I can get Cleo to like me."
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"X-STREAM BLU!"
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"SICK! TIGHT! CYBER AWESOME!"
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"we must get tinted windows for the albino wing!"
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"and we want you to get up out of your seats and clap your hands to the beat!"
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"Ooh, Abe's big choice."
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"Don't worry, bro! Blushi gonna stream it hardcore!"
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"Aren't you, Abe?"
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"Don't get all up in my business, my hydraulically outfitted friend."
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"Hey uh,"
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"I will ride this board,"
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"Last year, Abe said he was fifteen years old."
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"With JFK."
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"~ The heart in my mind has been hoping ~"
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"And you know what hurts the most, Joan?"
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"But there's a metaphorical nail in my other foot that hurts the second most,"
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"thiiiiiis."
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"~ Three servings of yoghurt, milk and cheese ~"
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"Abe?"
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"~ Way way back in the 1980s' ~"
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"think of it as an opportunity for building community."
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"Hey everyone, I'm Tyler, that's Paco,"
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"X-Stream Blu is a sham."
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"~ Have five to eleven servings of bread, cereal or rice ~"
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"Next time, on a very special Clone High."
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"Spray it in your face and slam it!"
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"~ Dug up famous guys and ladies ~"
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"J! F! K!"
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"Straight up, man. Numbers don't lie."
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"He's never gone on record saying he isn't."
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"Now, for allowing you to test market this X-Stream Blu on my students,"
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"~ Oh grains are the foundation ~"
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"EMAIL!"
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"Hey, turn that frown upside down, Abe."
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"Perhaps you could get Clone High a coperate sponsor."
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"He's making empty promises and detailing his workout routine."
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"I thought he was a macho, womanising stud,"
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"Not voting for Abe."
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"since Dukakis jumped the Snake River Canyon."
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"Maybe he's too busy eating babies."
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"We've got a lot of, uh, tough issues facing us right now..."
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"W-w-wait. What about the issues, Abe?"
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"need some time to be alone."
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"I'm going to need one milligram of sub-cue glucagon, stat!"
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"That's the highest score yet on the Applause-O-Meter,"
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"~ Will help your bones and subsidise the cattle industries ~"
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"Bobby!"
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"instead of having me gold plated and lowered?"
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"Abe Lincoln, for student body president."
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"~ Or you'll DIIIEEE!! ~"
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"the X-Stream Blu high school presidential debate!"
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"~ The ancient pharaohs were not too bright they say ~"
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"Tempers flared."
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"Saliva was shared."
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"protecting us from the Special Ed classroom."
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"Finally, I won't be running for re-election this year."
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"It's term limits, Jack."
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"Can we make out now?"
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"I'm sorry, Scudworth, is that a scale model behind you"
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"Saaay."
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"Where'd you get those fresh Pumas, bro?"
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"If you're implying that I intend to steal the clones away from you,"
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"They've got some keen new colours, and kiwi, and..."
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"mango..."
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"And turn the school into an ad for some profit-hungry corporation?"
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"I mean together, we'll fight for things that really matter,"
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"Allow me to confer with my associates."
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"such as... adding a second session of AP Calculus"
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"Okay, you're done"
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"'Cause we're here to tell ya about X-Stream Blu!"
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"That looks so good! What's in it?"
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"Huh guys?"
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"I always fail!"
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"AND TOTALLY INITIAL ARTICLE SEVEN!"
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"MY SON WON'T EVEN LOOK ME IN THE EYE ANYMORE!"
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"Maybe I can help, slice dawg!"
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"Do you think it's too much?"
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"Bling bling."
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"who conquered the MOON!"
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"Dads!"
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"Here's what we're gonna do."
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"Folks, for my next totally outrageous campaign stunt,"
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"thinking about what you did."
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"Goodbye, Joan."
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"Goodbye, Joan."
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"And on this podium,"
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