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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Euclid Alternative (S02E02)

"Too bad."
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"Leonard takes Los Robles Avenue."
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"...which increase point-to-point drive time, making it the less efficient choice."
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"Oh!"
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"If you're not going to slow down for the speed bumps, I withdraw my objection."
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"Here's a fun question."
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"You'd think it would be First Street."
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"In most towns, First Street eventually gets renamed to something else."
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"...Michigan Avenue."
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"...to exercise our minds with brain teasers like that."
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"Would you like to play one?"
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"Whoo! Another bump."
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"Okay. Uh, I'll say an element and, uh, you say an element..."
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"...whose name starts with the last letter of the one I said, okay?"
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"I'll start."
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"So I go with ytterbium..."
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"...which gets you back to M."
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"And I say magnesium."
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"And you say, "Manganese.""
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"And I say europium."
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"And there are no more M's, because I believe that meitnerium..."
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"...should still be called eka-iridium. So congratulations, you win."
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"How about we just have a little quiet time now?"
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"All right."
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"I'm sorry. I'm finding your reckless nonchalance..."
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"...regarding the check-engine light to be very troubling."
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"Get out."
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"I have to tell you that while I do have a theoretical understanding..."
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"...l'm not sure I'm capable of performing diagnostics."
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"I said, "Get out.""
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"Okay, I'll give it a shot."
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"Oh, Leonard, there you are."
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"I'm ready to go home."
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"Sheldon, I told you I only have access to the free-electron laser at night."
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"- I can't drive you for the next few weeks. - No."
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"You said you couldn't drive me to work. This is from work."
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"No, just for the fun of it, I'm gonna take his side."
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"You're just gonna have to find someone else to take you home."
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"Oh, damn. I picked the wrong side."
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"Oh, God, not Euclid Avenue."
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"We had a difference of opinion."
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"Over what?"
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"For the record, I maintain he was."
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"- Where are you going? - I'm taking you home."
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"But I'm not going home. It's Wednesday."
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"Wednesday is New Comic Book Day. We have to go to the comic-book store."
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"And then we have to stop at Souplantation. It's Creamy Tomato Soup Day."
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"I have a better idea."
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"Sheldon, sit down."
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"She's in my spot."
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"Sheldon..."
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"...you know that we care about you."
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"And it's because we care about you that we've decided we have to speak up."
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""Department of Motor Vehicles New Driver Handbook"?"
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"Sheldon, you need to learn how to drive."
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"- All right. Come on, Sheldon. - Hold on."
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"- What? - We have to stop at Pottery Barn."
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"And RadioShack."
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"Albert Einstein never had a driver's license."
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"Yeah, but Albert Einstein didn't make me wet myself at 40 miles an hour."
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"Yeah, and I never wanted to kick Albert Einstein in the nuts."
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"I was otherwise engaged."
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"Examining perturbative amplitudes in N = 4 supersymmetric theories..."
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"Take this to the testing area. Name at the top."
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"Sign the bottom, answer the questions, bring it back. Next."
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"Take this to the testing area. Name at the top."
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"Sign the bottom, answer the questions, bring it back. Next."
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"- No. - That's because I don't."
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"Just look. See, this first question makes no sense."
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"Look, "How many car lengths should you leave in front of you when driving?""
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"There's no possible way to answer that."
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"Sheldon, why are you arguing with the DMV?"
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""When are roadways most slippery?""
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"There are three answers, none of which are correct."
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"The correct answer is, "When covered by liquid sufficient to reduce the coefficient..."
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"...to static friction between the tire and the road to zero."
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"But not so deep as to introduce a new source of friction.""
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"But I'm not done. I have many additional concerns about these questions."
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"- Don't make me climb over this counter. - All right, come on. Let's go."
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"Aced it."
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"Okay."
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"That's it. Let's boot it up."
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"Is that why I appear to be in Fallujah..."
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"I haven't configured it yet."
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"Let's see. Bradley tank. Transport truck. Batmobile."
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"- Ooh! - No."
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"Here we go. Red 2006 Ford Taurus on the streets of Pasadena."
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"...are stopped by police far more often than any other color."
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"I don't want any hassles with the fuzz."
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"Fine, what color do you want?"
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"You know the pale blue of Luke Skywalker's lightsaber?"
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"Black it is."
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"Okay. Now, what you wanna do first is turn on the ignition and shift into drive."
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"Okay, fasten your seat belt."
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"Do you--?"
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"Watch that-- Watch out for the pedestrians."
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"Slow down. Hit the brakes. Hit the brakes."
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"Thank you."
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"Sorry."
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"Excuse me."
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"My bad."
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"How did you manage to get on the second floor of the Glendale Galleria?"
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"I don't know."
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"I was on the Pasadena Freeway, and missed my exit..."
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"No. I quit."
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"Remind me to compliment Wolowitz on the software. It's amazingly detailed."
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"- What does that mean? - Leonard..."
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"...have you ever wondered why my little toes and lateral incisors..."
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"...are significantly smaller than the average for someone of my size?"
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"Well, those are indicators..."
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"...that I'm farther along the evolutionary scale than the average human."
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"You know, a Homo novus, if you will."
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"But I am convinced that the reason I cannot master..."
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"...the plebeian task of driving is because I'm not meant to."
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"I'm meant for greater things, like unraveling the mysteries of the universe..."
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"...not determining when it's safe to pass a stopped school bus on a country road."
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"- It's never safe. - Yeah, well, I know that now."
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"...how does the biologically superior Homo novus get to work..."
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"Well, hang in there."
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"Is there some new kind of casual Friday I don't know about?"
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