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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Euclid Alternative (S02E02)

"Really? Why?"
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"Well, since he won't take the bus and he's too evolved to drive..."
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"...and shower in the radiation lab until I'm finished with my experiment."
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"But you finished your experiment a week ago."
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"Yep."
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"You saw nothing."
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"Did the laser accidentally burn out your retinas?"
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"Oh, you're a big boy. You'll figure it out."
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"Penny?"
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"No, wait."
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"Well, actually, that would be all the more reason to, you know, check your engine."
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"It's Second Street."
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"...Broad Street..."
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"- No. - Oh, come on, it's fun."
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"Helium."
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"Now, you could say, "Mercury.""
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"So you go, "Molybdenum.""
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"Do you wanna go again?"
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"Can you drive me to Pottery Barn?"
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"Don't look at me like that. Everybody knows that's my spot."
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"But I don't have a problem."
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"I've one condition."
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"Well, how about when you were 17?"
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"Application?"
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"Excuse me, but I have some concerns about these questions."
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"Look at the sign."
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"Ah, mm...."
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"I haven't fastened my seat belt yet."
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"So wait. You're just gonna give up?"
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"No, I'm not giving up."
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"I still don't see why I need a driver's license."
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"...leading to a re-examination of the ultraviolet properties..."
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"No, that's for anthropologists to decide."
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"No, he lives here now."
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"Howard, help me out here."
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"- No kidding. - Yeah, wait, no, I'm not gonna so far..."
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"Oh."
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"Leonard and I often use our commute time..."
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"I adapted from something a friend designed for the Army."
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"We have to go to Pottery Barn and return my Star Wars sheets."
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"- You did. - And?"
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"Thank you for driving me to work."
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"I just got here."
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"Penny's taking you to the DMV. I'm going to bed."
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"The application in your hand. Give it to her."
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"So, what is it you're doing?"
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"I like comic books."
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"- Please learn how to drive. - No, no."
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"- Sheldon, it's C. Just put down C. - I don't need your help, Penny."
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"Just because your career's been stagnant for a few years, that's no reason to give up."
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"- No. - Then you can drive. Let's go."
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"Yeah, I really don't think I do."
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"Penny."
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"Is there a check-the-check-engine-light light?"
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"You know, I gotta ask: Why didn't you just get a license at 16 like everyone else?"
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"Oh."
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"Oh, God, wait."
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"Fine. Assuming that everything you say is true..."
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"No, I never give up."
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