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Clips from Scrubs - My Blind Date (S01E01)

"Crap."
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"Floor's wet, ma'am."
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"Move it or lose it, Q-tip."
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"Q-tip. Cos you're skinny and your head's fuzzy."
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"Something's going down."
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"I have been on since midnight, so I stand here"
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"that all 27 of the patients that were here in the ICU"
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"and I intend for them to still be breathing"
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"I think you understand what kind of opportunity we have in front of us."
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"- What opportunity... - Shut up!"
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"- See, cos he's the pitcher... - Yeah, I get it now."
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"She's in second place in her troop."
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"If that girl who's in first keeps doing well, we're just gonna take her."
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"In your face. You're fine, thank you."
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"Get me 30 grams of Kayexalate."
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"Don't dilly-dally trying to refill your Prozac."
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"Nervous guy. Go to bed 18 and get me his tox screen."
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"Cross your fingers the news is good. If it's not, I'm blaming you."
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"He's a tricky bastard. He's tried to die five times on me today."
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"I was watching Top Gun."
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"You have to keep an eye on things around here,"
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"cos just when it seems everything's going great,"
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"What are you doing? When the lunch lady asked if you wanted fries, you said no."
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"What the...? Turk?"
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"Baby, come on."
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"Girlfriend, you know I cannot have French fries."
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"She might turn around and sue us."
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"if we can put a friendly face on it. You've got a friendly face."
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"Will you accept the call?"
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"- How are you? I'm Dr Dorian. - Alex Hanson."
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"Firm handshake. I like that."
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"Ignore the dislocated shoulder and make small talk."
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"Some woman just pushed me off the bus. It was totally unprovoked."
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"There you go. Be proud of who you are."
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"- You wear too much mascara. - You be careful now."
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"Covering for..."
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"So, how are you doing?"
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"It just got so cold in here."
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"Yeah, I hope that hurts."
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"Ten bucks says I can make him wet himself."
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"I know that you like torturing people, and I am up for that."
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"- Ready and raring. - Ginger, get the lead out."
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"Dr Dorian, I owe you an apology."
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"- You're overreacting... - What has he had you do today?"
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"- I'll talk to one of our orthopaedics. - Hurry back."
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"- Not for long. - Excuse me?"
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"- He did not run out of here. - You're right."
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"He said just keep pulling."
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"You got a problem."
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"Why are you squeezing all my fingers?"
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"but I believe that giving a friend the chance to shine was just as important."
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"Sir, it's Dr Kelso. He's making me baby-sit this patient."
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"Come on, baby. Right here. Bring it in."
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"- Don't say it! - ...game."
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"What part of ''don't say it'' did you not understand?"
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"I don't know. I don't look at the ladies."
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"when I look at a woman, I find it hard to see past the evil."
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"You're always hurting me."
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"Or you could transfuse him."
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"Look into your heart and see how it feels."
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"That's what's wrong with you men."
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"You're so afraid of what you feel. I'm so sick of it."
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"Yeah, I do. But I ain't telling you."
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"Those are hospital booties, you moron."
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"I gotta go. Sorry."
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"Ms Hanson, he's gone."
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"If I were in your slippers, I'd sue this hospital for all it's worth."
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"I just don't know what to do about Dr Cox."
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"- What is going on here? - I say one thing, he says the other."
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"Get back in the game, Elliot."
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"Call it."
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"Now, call it."
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"Good girl."
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"New game starts in four minutes."
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"You want to know? That's what's wrong."
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"Baby, I gotta tell you, you drive me crazy."
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"I love you."
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"Me too."
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"Yeah?"
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"Sweetie, that happens."
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"I've been thinking lately about taking chances..."
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"Run a tox screen and a full blood workup for the guy in 37."
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"You can handle that?"
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"no matter how it ends up, you're always glad you took it."
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"Wait! Stop the machine."
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"- So say it. - Sure. I'd love to."
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"What? I didn't say anything. I didn't do anything."
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"Shouldn't there be some sort of sign..."
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"Maybe you could mull that over. Get back to me."
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"Bring it in here, you knuckleheads. Take a knee if you need to."
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"but with the added wrinkle of having 13 cups"
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"of piss-poor excuse for coffee passing straight through me."
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"The not-so-hidden message being, that if you screw up today,"
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"I'm going to hit you hard and fast."
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"Now, then, I think some of you may have noticed"
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"when I started last night are still alive,"
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"no one talks to him, just stay out of his way."
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"- Why are you talking about baseball? - Cos you should never jinx a pitcher"
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"when he has a chance to throw a perfect game. My God, Barbie,"
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"how do you put your bra and panties on in the morning,"
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"all by yourself? It's remarkable."
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"A chance to be part of a perfect game"
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"is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. It just never happens."
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"for the 13th time this last hour."
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"ICU is where the most critical cases get turfed."
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"So many patients die here, you think of death as another co-worker,"
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"looking over your shoulder with the same demands as everyone else you work with."
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"Dr Dorian..."
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"I know you're busy, but my daughter's selling cookies."
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"Barbie."
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"Whatever you need, I'm your girl."
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"You're on my time now. Go."
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"Did you know that Goose is the guy from ER?"
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"No, I didn't. But, but please, keep talking."
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"that's when the tiniest thing can throw it all outta whack."
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"- Yeah, but I wanted fries. - So why didn't you order fries?"
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"Cos I can't have French fries. Duh."
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"Here. Have 'em all. Have a fry salad."
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"Dr Dorian, I need a favour."
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"- I'm crazy busy today. - That's just fine, kiddo."
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