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Clips from Scrubs - My Blind Date (S01E01)

"I won't make the board meeting today."
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"I'm going to be tied up at Dr Dorian's pity party."
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"Should I bring something? I could rent a clown."
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"Just listen to the damn lawyer. Go, Tom."
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"It's Ted. But hey, it's only been 12 years."
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"One of the social workers"
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"that covers this hospital slipped and knocked herself unconscious."
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"The point is that people are less likely to sue an institution"
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"But, sir, I..."
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"Sacred Heart is calling for your help."
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"who does the physicals over at the state prison!"
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"Hello?"
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"Nice to meet you."
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"Hello."
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"Mr Davis, I haven't seen you in three months. It's gotta be a record for you."
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"This ought to help with the pain."
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"So... what'd you do?"
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"- Hey. - What are you doing here?"
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"Whatever. 36-year-old male, possible dislocated shoulder."
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"Great."
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"- Oh, no. - Is this the tox screen?"
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"I'm gonna give one of your kidneys to him."
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"- Everybody's afraid of Mr Man. - Laverne, you give good sass."
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"I got the Kayexalate and pulled the X-rays,"
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"so I am yours. Do whatever you want with me."
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"I want you to use me. I don't care how degrading it is."
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"Excuse me."
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"- It puts the lotion on the skin. - You can do movies and I can't?"
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"It puts the damn iodine lotion on the skin."
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"Mr Man!"
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"It must have sounded like, ''Leave and do other things.''"
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"Let me rephrase it so there'll be no more confusion:"
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"Get your ass back down there!"
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"You have no idea how loud that is in here!"
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"- Not that good a sound. - Is it stuck?"
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"''Stuck'' is a literal term. It's more like ''not moving''."
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"- Pull me outta here! - I can't. You were unconscious."
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"You could have an injury. Be glad you're not claustrophobic."
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"Dr Cox must have my pager on speed dial. He's completely on top of me today."
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"That's naughty."
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"You make me so mad, I might actually scream."
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"Every day you bitch about how hard Dr Cox is on you,"
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"He had me intubate and extubate Mrs Pollard,"
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"Why? What did you do?"
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"He takes his sugar, no cream."
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"OK. It's not going in."
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"That guy is the worst."
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"Be nice. He's my boyfriend."
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"He's been dying to run outta here since he came in."
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"Does this big metal contraption make me look fat?"
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"- JD? - It's all right. I'm right here."
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"You're such a nice guy."
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"It really feels like there's something going on here."
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"I wonder what she looks like."
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"Why am I always in your fantasies?"
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"I'll tell you what I'm not doing. I'm not checking for a wedding ring."
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"I'm right back out."
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"That's OK. When we get home, we can go right to bed."
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"That's the thing. I'm beat,"
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"It's a private joke."
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"- What now? - Watch the attitude,"
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"or I won't let you go to the bonfire with the beach bunnies."
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"I was probably thinking about the MRI girl,"
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"- What? -Play ball!"
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"Dr Cox, you can trust me to help you."
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"I was top five in my class."
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"But I'll get us this perfect..."
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"- Elliot, do... - No time!"
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"We all have important things to do."
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"Do you know what Alex Hanson looks like?"
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"- Something's wrong. - Nothing's wrong."
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"You haven't known me long enough for me to ''always'' do anything."
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"- So now you're getting defensive? - Woman, I am not defensive."
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"You are, a little bit."
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"I guess we're done here."
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"- Transfusions are riskier. - My instinct was pressors."
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"- Know what they say about instincts? - Stick with them."
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"Get out of here. Go ahead. Go. Hippety-hop to the barbershop."
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"Did she ask what you look like?"
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"My heart hates ''uggos''."
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"So do you know what she looks like?"
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"Just tell me. Does she look anything like Jimmie Walker?"
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"I'm noticing the bottoms of your slippers are rather slick."
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"Perhaps they contributed in some way to the incident this morning."
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"And now I'm a moron."
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"Dr Dorian, why don't you take Ms Hanson out for a lovely dinner?"
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"Dr Kelso, I'm not suing the hospital."
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"It turns out I only have a mild concussion."
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"Alex? He's gone."
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"So, what restaurant are you taking me to?"
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"I'm kidding. You don't have to take me out to dinner."
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"Are you sure? Cos... OK."
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"Don't sweat it. We'll see each other around."
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"Really?"
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"You know what to do. Be straight with Carla, no matter how hard it is."
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"I hate this part."
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"I can't take it any more."
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"Why don't you become a lesbian, and hook up with some hot model?"
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"- What's that got to do with anything? - I just thought it'd be hot."
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"He's testing you. You can't be afraid to disagree with him."
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"- You're afraid. - But I still do it."
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"Dammit!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"There's five minutes left, just the two of us here. Can't we just wait?"
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"Just call it."
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"We all need this, so, no."
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"I won't call it."
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"That's the dumbest thing anybody's said to me around here in a long time."
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"There's nothing wrong with a one-hitter. In fact, it's miraculous."
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"Hey, Carla."
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"Carla, wait!"
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"Where are you going?"
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"I'm gonna go crash at my place tonight, like you said."
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"I've been doing a lot of thinking. And, you know..."
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"We're past that new, exciting relationship phase,"
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"and all that's left is us."
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"OK."
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"but I want to spend every irritating minute with you."
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"I don't get it. Why are you doing this to me?"
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"All I wanted to do was have sex with a foxy nurse, and now I'm in love?"
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