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Clips from Friends - The One with the Stain (S08E08)

"...and when I come back, I'll clean behind the fridge."
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"I love her."
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"I'll be back in a minute."
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"Okay."
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"[DOOR CLOSES]"
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"- See? I told you. - She stole my jeans!"
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"So she stole your pants..."
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"...and then she came back and wore them in front of you?"
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"Don't you see? It's the perfect crime."
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"She must have been planning this for years."
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"I will prove it to you."
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"I dropped a pen in my lap and it left an ink stain on the crotch."
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"When she comes back, I will find it and show you that stain!"
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"Is it possible the company that sold the jeans..."
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"I guess."
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"So shouldn't we give her the benefit of the doubt before we go..."
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"...snooping around her crotch?"
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"Fine. I'm just glad I didn't give her my secret ingredient."
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"Heh. Out of curiosity, what is your secret ingredient?"
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"- Hi. - Come in. I'm so glad you're here."
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"Yeah. Me too."
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"Sorry. I just saw Ursula."
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"- I had to get the engagement ring back. - Ugh."
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"Just seeing her brought it all back."
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"All the lies, the way she used me."
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"I just... I get so angry, just looking at her..."
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"I'm sorry. It's just, when I look at you..."
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"...I see her."
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"And when I see her, I get a little bit angry."
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"- Maybe this is too weird. - No, wait."
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"There's only a problem..."
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"...when I look at you."
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"I got it. I got it."
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"No, don't tear out your eyes!"
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"- I was just gonna take out my lenses. - Oh, yeah. Try that."
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"So is that better?"
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"Not really."
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"You... Ugh. You're blurry."
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"But you still look like Ursula. You're "Blursula.""
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"Okay, wait. Maybe..."
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"If I just don't look at you for a while."
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"This is a great date!"
Friends
"Look, Eric, turn around."
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"Look, I like you, but it shouldn't be this hard. It's our first date."
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"First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity."
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"And, you know, first kisses, and..."
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"...second kisses."
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"Thanks for the coffee, or, uh, ahem:"
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"[BOTH SPEAKING IN DUTCH]"
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"Yeah, we're done."
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""Ezel"? Ezel..."
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"Hey, Ross. Listen."
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"- Really? - No, ha, ha."
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"But I got Knicks tickets for you, me, and Chandler."
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"- Sweet! - All right, finish your coffee. Let's go."
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"I have to stop by my place."
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"To tape the game? You do this every time. You're not gonna be on TV!"
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"No, no, I have to see if this apartment became available."
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"- Rachel has an apartment. - When the baby comes, she's gonna move."
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"- She is? - Yeah."
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"You didn't expect her to live there with a baby, did you?"
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"I guess I didn't really think about it."
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"Hey, Gunther, you're an ezel. Huh."
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"Damn it."
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"- I like your top. - Oh. You're not getting it."
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"- What happened? - Oh. I fell asleep."
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"I was thinking about taking my lunch break."
Friends
"Will you do the top of the cabinets? That'll really work up your appetite."
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"All right."
Friends
"Hello."
Friends
"What's going on?"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- How was the game? - Uh, it was okay. I ate way too much."
Friends
"- Mm. - Ooh."
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"So, um, I was talking to Ross and he said you were looking for a new place?"
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"Oh, yeah. Hopefully across the street. If certain Dutch people would just let go."
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"I was kind of hoping you'd stay."
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"But Joey, I have to go. There's no room for a baby here."
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"No room? It's a baby. It's, like, this big."
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"You could put it over here."
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"Or we could put it right here. Aw! Cute, right?"
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"Or over here. You wouldn't even notice it."
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""Where's the baby?" "Oh, it's right over...""
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"A baby changes everything. They cry all the time."
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"...and trying to score when there's a screaming baby."
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"I could use a challenge. It's getting pretty easy."
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"It's so sweet that you want me to stay, but I can't do that to you."
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"I mean, it would disrupt your entire life."
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"It's just..."
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"I love living with you so much."
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"- I wish things didn't have to change. - I know."
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"- I do too, a little bit. - Yeah."
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"You're the hottest roommate I ever had."
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"Mm. Ooh."
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"No, stay here. We'll keep doing this. I'll pay you."
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"No, I've gotten in trouble for that before."
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"- I'll see you later? - Absolutely."
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"I love the way you kiss."
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"Really? That's the thing I'm worst at!"
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"Heh, you'll see."
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"- Hey. - Hey! Um..."
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"- I think Brenda needs a raise. - How come?"
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"Because I put my head between her legs."
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"- To see her pants? - They're my pants!"
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"Are you sure? Did you see the stain?"
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"No. I was getting into position, and everything went dark."
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"God, she is not stealing from us, okay? Will you let this go?"
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"Fine."
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"- She's wearing my bra! - Oh, dear God."
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"My pink flowered bra! I recognize the strap!"
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"And yet you don't recognize that you're crazy?"
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"Here's the plan, okay?"
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"I'm going to leave, and you're gonna look at Brenda's bra."
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"Here's another plan. No."
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"I would do it, but she thinks I'm attracted to her."
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"- Why? - Did you not hear where my head was?"
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"Come on! We're a team. We're in this together."
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"I fear a jury will see it the same way."
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