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Clips from Friends - The One with the Stain (S08E08)

"Do this for me. I catch you looking at women's breasts all the time."
Friends
"Do you see this? Unh..."
Friends
"All right. Yes, okay. I get your point."
Friends
"But if it's not her bra, will you just let the woman clean?"
Friends
"Yes. Absolutely. Okay?"
Friends
"You'll know it's mine because on the right cup, the lacy part..."
Friends
"...there's very a noticeable rip."
Friends
"You need new clothes."
Friends
"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
Friends
"Oh? Oh. Aw."
Friends
"[CHUCKLES]"
Friends
"That's so sweet."
Friends
"Would you like to say goodbye? I'm sure it would mean a lot to her."
Friends
"Oh, I don't know that it would. Heh."
Friends
"- Hey! - Welcome back."
Friends
"- Should we pick up from where we left off? - I don't know."
Friends
"I'm still tired from this afternoon."
Friends
"- Why? - Uh, the sex."
Friends
"- What sex? - Our sex."
Friends
"We didn't have sex."
Friends
"Well if I didn't have sex with you..."
Friends
"...I had sex with somebody that looked an awful lot like..."
Friends
"- You had sex with Ursula? - A little bit."
Friends
"She walked in, I thought she was you and I kissed her and..."
Friends
"You didn't notice different clothes?"
Friends
"- I was just so excited to see you. - Aw."
Friends
"Ew! Ew! Ew!"
Friends
"Ugh! You know what? This is too weird."
Friends
"Yeah. It's too weird."
Friends
"Yeah."
Friends
"Maybe it's for the best."
Friends
"- You smell just like her. - Yeah, so do you."
Friends
"- What are you doing? - I'm leaning."
Friends
"This is where I lean."
Friends
"Okay."
Friends
"- Brenda, a bee! - What?"
Friends
"- I think I know what's going on here. - You do?"
Friends
"Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian..."
Friends
"...but it's wrong. You're married."
Friends
"- I totally understand. - Okay, good. Ha-ha-ha."
Friends
"Could I just see your bra?"
Friends
"- Where'd you get those jeans? - You gave them to me."
Friends
"- No, I didn't! - All right, I took them."
Friends
"I figured it was okay, you've got an ink stain on the crotch."
Friends
"- Oh, no! Did you take my bra too? - What bra?"
Friends
"- The pink one with the flowers. - You mean the one you're wearing?"
Friends
"- What is this? - Hey."
Friends
"We can put screens here so the baby has privacy..."
Friends
"...and maybe a mobile, you know, over the crib..."
Friends
"...and, uh, here's a baby monitor which, until the baby comes..."
Friends
"...we can use as walkie-talkies. Eh?"
Friends
"Oh, my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy!"
Friends
"[LAUGHS]"
Friends
"Uh..."
Friends
"That's really just to show where the baby would go."
Friends
"Why don't I hold on to him so there's no confusion?"
Friends
"Joey, the baby is gonna be crying. It's gonna be loud."
Friends
"- I'm up all night. - It's gonna poop."
Friends
"Hello?"
Friends
"What about the women you wanna bring home?"
Friends
"Look, if I'm bringing home a woman who can't stand being around a baby..."
Friends
"...then maybe I don't wanna be with that woman."
Friends
"Or maybe we'll do it in the bathroom of the club!"
Friends
"- Joey, are you sure? - Yeah."
Friends
"Look, I know sometimes it'll be hard, okay..."
Friends
"...but it'll also be really, really great."
Friends
"Please, Rachel, I really want you to stay."
Friends
"Joey, look at this crib! It's so cute!"
Friends
"I know. I found it on the street."
Friends
"Are you...? Really?"
Friends
"- This is in such good condition. - Yeah."
Friends
"Wow. Whoa, what's under the cover?"
Friends
"- I don't know. - It's moving."
Friends
"- Ew. - Still..."
Friends
"- Aah! It's got a tail! Get it out! - Oh, aah! Okay!"
Friends
"[BOTH YELLING]"
Friends
"Well, the old lady died. And how do I know?"
Friends
"Because her dying wish was for one last kiss."
Friends
"But I don't care because you got the apartment. Yes!"
Friends
"Ew, yeah."
Friends
"Um, I think I'm gonna stay here."
Friends
"Isn't that great?"
Friends
"[STAMMERING]"
Friends
"Ezels!"
Friends
"[SPEAKING IN DUTCH]"
Friends
"I'm gonna miss you."
Friends
"- I want me to stay too. Thank you. - Aw."
Friends
"Ezel."
Friends
"You see that?"
Friends
"[CELL PHONE RINGING]"
Friends
"[SPEAKING IN DUTCH]"
Friends
"I'm sorry. I've never had a maid before. Is this not okay?"
Friends
"[GIGGLES]"
Friends
"Sounds about right."
Friends
"- Nice jeans. - Oh, thanks."
Friends
"Imagine bringing home some girl..."
Friends
"[English - US - SDH]"
Friends