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Clips from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

"Would you stop mentioning the damn cops!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Hi, I'm Deuce Bigalow, your man-whore for this evening."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Hi, I'm Carol..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"It isn't the worst thing."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"This is such a treat."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I've always wanted to try soup, but there's the fear of drowning."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I really had fun."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Are you gonna be okay? - I'll be fine."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ I can't get enough of you, baby ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ Yes, it's true ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ Whenever we kiss I get to feelin'like this ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ I get to wishin' that there were two of you ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ Come on, baby It feels so nice ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- You look great. - Thanks."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Who's there? Kate?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- I hear someone. - It's just me and my friend."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Are you sure? I hear three people."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Oh. Oh, okay."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"She's newly blind. She's still getting adjusted."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Bergita, this is Deuce."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I think there's something wrong with Cassie."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Oh, honey."
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"This isn't Cassie."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Here she is."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Oh, there you are."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- It's nice to meet you. - Hi."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Once you try it for the first time, you're pretty happy with the results."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I've never met a hair transplant technician before."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Oh, man, I forgot. It's my dad's birthday."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"So? What does he do?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"He's in the restaurant industry."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"She is a lovely young lady."
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"Thank you."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"It's so nice to meet you. Happy birthday."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Thank you. - Well, we should probably be going."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Dad probably has a lot of paperwork to do, and..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Deuce said it's your favorite."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- We had to go to a Filipino bakery to get it. - You didn't."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Ah, you shouldn't have."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"My wife, God rest her soul,"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"use to make this all the time."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"She had the most amazing mouth. It paid for our honeymoon."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"We should probably be going."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Deuce, it's your dad's birthday."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- I'd like you to meet my son's girlfriend Kate. - Kate, nice to meet you."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- You, too. - Hi, Deuce."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I got a party of ten coming in, and I am up to my ankles in human crap."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Warms my heart Just being in your presence."
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"Thank you."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"He's the men's room attendant. I'm sorry."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You know what my dad does?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Bob?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Wanna blow out your candle?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Mmm, now that's good bibingka."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I find that hard to believe."
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"I've never met anyone like you."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Good."
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"♪ With you I'm not shy ♪"
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"Are you all right?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I need you to be okay with something."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"What? I'm okay with everything."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I mean, physically."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"So you're taller than me. Big deal. I'll get over it."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"It's not that."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"What?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"If you were to find out something about me..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"and my body that was maybe a little different..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"There could be nothing on your body that I wouldn't like."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"What are you talking about?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"What do you got, like, six toes or something? I can live with that."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Deuce, I have to tell you,"
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"Oh, my God. I'm sorry!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- I tried to tell you. - No, it's my fault."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I shouldn't have pulled it so hard."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"If you want to leave, I completely understand."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I don't want to leave. I'm sorry I had that reaction."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I just... I got a lot of things going on in my life recently,"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"and they all sort of culminated when your leg fell off..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Came off... Disconnected..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Please leave."
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"Don't I have a say in this?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Hand me my leg."
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"- Then will you come out and talk? - I don't know."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I need to know how you feel about all this."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"The same as I did an hour ago,"
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"Is this normal? My face is numb."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"It's perfectly normal in hair replacement surgery."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"The local anesthetic has numbed the major nerves in your face,"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Just like at the dentist."
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"And... I'd like to get really serious with her."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"And it's "man-whore"."
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"Anyway, I just quit. I mean, Kate's the one for me."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"show her a good time, and then get the hell out of her life."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- You know she's not normal. - She's not like other girls."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You know what her problem is? Friends like you."
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"Hiya, Deuce. Your three days are up, lover boy."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- So where's Antoine's black book? - I've looked everywhere."
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"Listen, punk, you are aiding and abetting a known criminal."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Do the initials T and J mean anything to you?"
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"Uh, turkey jizz? I don't..."
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"You better show some respect, or I'm gonna rip that pleasure-giving tongue out of your head!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"and it's pretty filthy in there and I was in kind of a hurry..."
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"and I didn't have time to use one of those, you know, paper ass gaskets."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I was doin' my business, and something sort of splashed up on me, all over."
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"What do you do in situations like that? You think I'll be all right?"
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"What up, Deucey?"
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"You should know, that cop won't leave me alone."
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"- He's been asking questions. - Goddamn white boy."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"What about Antoine's apartment?"
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"I'm gonna get the rest of the money the old-fashioned way."
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"You gonna steal it?"
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"You were paid to go out with me!"
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"- You want breakfast? - Kate!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Please go away! I don't want to see you again!"
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"Me neither."
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"I'm sorry."
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"♪ And now it all seems a light year away ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I'm 1,500 short. Isn't there anything else you can do?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Let me pay you monthly. - The last time I didn't get the money up front,"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I got the big stiffie."
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