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Clips from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

"Hello? - What the hell are you doing picking up my phone?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Hey, Antoine. It's Elaine."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Same price, same place?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"but, uh, maybe we can work something out."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I think we both do."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Don't you find me attractive?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Are you kidding? You're one of the hottest women I've ever seen."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Easy, easy."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"But I know it's gonna work out, because I love her."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Hey. Hang in there."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Things have a way of working out."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Hey. Where you goin'?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Well, I thought we talked and you understood."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"What did you have in mind?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ And do the things Ah ♪"
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"♪ Woo, woo, woo, woo woo, woo, woo, woo, woo ♪"
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"You know, your wife."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"This wasn't about some black book."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"That son of a bitch is goin' down. And you're gonna join him!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"How's that gonna fix your marriage?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Look, I lost someone that I love too."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You know why she did this?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You wanna know why she went outside our marriage?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"It's because of my dick, man."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I mean, that's the reason. It's my dick."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Take it easy."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You're saying your wife cheated on you because your penis is too small?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"It's not too small. It's too thin, okay? My dick is too thin."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- I've got a thin dick! - Can you keep it down?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"that it's width, width that gives sexual gratification."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"What am I supposed to do? I've got the thinnest penis in the world! Here."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- It's like a Twizzler. Look! - No, no, stop that."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"It's not your dick. It's you."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I'm telling you now, if you painted it silver..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"and twisted it on the end, it'd look like a kickstand."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"If man-whoring has taught me anything,"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Women are worried about their height,"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"their weight, their giant feet,"
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"the stream of obscenities that could burst through their mouth at any second."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"If you make a woman feel good about herself,"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Tell you what."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Every time you're feeling self-conscious about your thin dick,"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Uh, yes, sir."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Um, you're sure there isn't anything you can do?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Yes, sir. I understand."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Listen. I really appreciate you helping me."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Anyway, I got you off the hook."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Why am I still worried?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You got to give them T.J."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- I can't do that! - You got no choice."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Boss says somebody's got to be arrested. - But T.J.'s my friend."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"for each of the five counts of prostitution."
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"Well, I talked about it."
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"But Deuce never took advantage of me. He should have."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"He made me realize that I wasn't just some hot babe with huge tits."
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"Deuce and I never had sex."
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"- It was physically impossible. - Freak!"
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"It's true I paid him money to be with him,"
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"and I'd do it again because he made me feel good about myself."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Behemoth."
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"That's a huge bitch!"
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"Deuce taught me to be comfortable with who I am."
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"Thank you, Deuce."
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"Y... Asshole!"
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"These are very serious charges, Mr. Bigalow."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Order!"
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"This is very important, Mr. Bigalow."
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"Case dismissed."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"These shots will deaden the nerve area..."
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"where your hair transplants will be."
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"Oh, my God. Deuce!"
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"Kate, listen to me."
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"What are you doing here?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"those shots hurt like hell."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I should've told you right from the start,"
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"Afraid of what?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"'Cause that's who I really am."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"This whole gigolo thing was just a mistake."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I never would have known what love was."
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"I'm sorry. I'm not perfect."
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"I'm not perfect either."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Yes, you are."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
""You have a smile that could melt an iceberg""
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""Your lips are as sweet as honey""
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"but it's the most beautiful leg in the world.""
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"Now boarding at gate 53."
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"Flight 14 to Sydney, Australia is now boarding..."
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"I'm not responsible if the seals leak."
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"I think we're gonna be okay."
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"Spread them again, please."
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"Looks like you pulled it off, kid."
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"Time for some tequila!"
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"Anything else?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"On second thought, you'd better give me some of those sea snails."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"So, uh, how was your trip?"
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"till about three hours ago."
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"Yeah? What happened?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"The place looks good."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Is there something you're not telling me?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Yeah."
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"A chocolate margarita."
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"It was, uh, more like, uh, a welcome-home thing, really."
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"I could really use one right now."
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"- I should probably go. - My fish."
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"Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I did man-whore for a little bit, but none of your clients."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"None of them."
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"- Deuce! - No!"
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"Ohh."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Hey! Tough guy."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"What's goin' on out here?"
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"I can see!"
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"You're black."
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"I knew it."
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"♪ Whoa, yeah ♪"
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"♪ One of the broken-hearted ♪"
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"♪ Rivers deep and wide ♪"
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"♪ Take me off for a ride ♪"
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"♪ Lift me up from the broken-hearted ♪"
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"♪ Color me your color, darling ♪"
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