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Clips from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

"♪ Leave your problems behind Leave your problems behind ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Yuck!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Ow! Aah!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I got a lot of great offers."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- I was thinking maybe later if you weren't doing any... - No."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- I mean if... Uh, when you're not working. - I don't think so."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"No, no, a little lower. The ones on the bottom."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ Color me your color, baby ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ Color me your color, darling ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Ah, you have beautiful skin, baby, huh?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Oh, yeah."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Let's get him out of there."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Ohh! Oh, Antoine!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! -"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"If you like, I could stick around for a while."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Every kid needs a father."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Whoa! What are those?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"That's an $800 fish!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Oh, God! - Women love it."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Must make pee-pee."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"See you. Ciao."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Shouldn't you be taking them to fancy restaurants or the theater?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- How did you get that job? - I just kind of fell into it."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Down! Bad dog!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Well, there's been a slight delay in our move-to-the-beach plan."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Hey, fish guy!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"PH is off. The nitrates are at a dangerous level."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- I can neutralize it. - Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- I think our little friend has Malawi bloat. - What the hell is that?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"He's in shock. I gave him some freeze-dried water fleas, but he's gotta want to live."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- The next forty-eight hours are critical. - Forty-eight hours?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"But I got to go to Switzerland for business. I'll be gone for three weeks."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"and changed the history of Europe."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ Come on, come on ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ And stop ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Hey! Try to get laid on your own time, pal."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I guess I'll just take some sea snails."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I've been bad. I've been really bad."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Hey, Deuce, it's Antoine."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Bye-bye."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Six thousand dollars? - I know. It sucks."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Neil, where am I going to get $6,000 in three weeks?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I would."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I'm up to my bicep in it, if you know what I mean."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- What? Hello? - Hi."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ Call me, call me any, any time ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Yes. Use the map. Use the map."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Wait a second. I definitely heard something."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Oh, that's just Wolfy. He's been in there a while."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Wolfy, settle down!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You better haul ass."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Martini. Two olives."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"There you go. That's eleven-fifty."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Uh, no, no. Perhaps you misunderstood me."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I wish to cancel my original order of the martini and two olives..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"If you don't pay me now, I'm gonna take this swizzle stick..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Tell you what. I'll go work on your tip."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"French. Nice people. May I?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"No..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Mmm."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You wanna get out of here?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"What happened to the carpet?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Oh, it's one of those 18th century wet rugs."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Well, that's certainly appreciated."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Hey, whoa."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"That's funny. But the price is 500."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Oh, I get it. This is some kind of role reversal."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You give me ten dollars!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Five hundred dollars... or the fish gets it."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You know, Claire told me that Antoine's place was messed up,"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for that?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"T.J. don't consider himself no pimp."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"More of a male madam."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Works hotels, conventions, senior centers."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I represent several man-whores at this level of the game."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Well, thanks,"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I clean fish tanks."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Yeah. Fish ain't gon' pay for all this."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ You sexy thing ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Aaaaaah!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Yeeeee-aaaaah!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"don't fall in love."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I like sex,"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"and I'm not afraid to adm..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Excuse me. I just had pudding an hour ago."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Dear God. - You ever parked your bicycle in an airplane hangar?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- I'm sorry? - You ever thrown a toothpick into a volcano?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Just making idle chitchat."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You're gettin' me all hot."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- I think there's been a mistake. - Did you say steak?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- No, mistake. - Oh, see, now you got me all excited."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Oh, shit."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Deucey, you have a way of satisfying a woman that would sicken a normal man."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Huh? - "Man-gina""
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"It's a professional term we man-whores use to describe our... he-pussy."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"how you redecorated his poon palace."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- How's it going? - Pretty good."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"to, you know, show her a good time?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"What do you mean?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Well, it was like when I met your mom, God rest her soul."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Still, I wasn't going to pay her a dime for sex, no matter what she was charging."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"beyond the 200 baht..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"and two days later we were man and wife."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"So, do you think I should be more of a risk-taker?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Thanks, Pops."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Well, son,"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"looks like I've got some work to do."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Hah!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I love this place."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Freak! - I hear great things about it."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Holyshit, it's Bigfoot! - So, how'd you end up here?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I had a pituitary gland procedure at U.C.L.A. Medical Center..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I'm sorry about what those people said."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You should be able to go on all the rides."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Hey, easy!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Deuce Bigalow?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Detective Fowler, L.A.P.D."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I want to ask you a few questions about Antoine Laconte,"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
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