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Clips from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

"I was just thinking about that this morning."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"The idea of a man-whore is a relatively new idea."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"These women are looking for something more than just sex. They want romance."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I didn't have so much as a toilet to clean."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Your mom could've had any man she wanted in that strip club,"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"and this being my first time in Bangkok, I was looking for a good time myself."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- You met Mom where? - It's not important. -"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"The thing is, she saw something in me..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"A man with an eye for adventure..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"who wasn't afraid to risk it all."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Dad, are you saying that..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"So we took all her one-dollar bills off the stage,"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"said good-bye to that donkey..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Is... Is Tina here? - Yes."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I'm Deuce Bigalow, your date."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I'll get my things."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Where you from again? - Norway."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"and fell in love with the people here."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Hey, keep it in the circus!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"That's a huge bitch!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I had a really great time,"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"but I should go..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I know what we could do! I got it!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Give me a second to think here! Wait! Whoa!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Mmmm. Ohh."
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"Oh, God!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Oh, no one has ever touched my feet before."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Wow! Oooh!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"known gigolo, male prostitute."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I'm just taking care of his fish."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I'll bet you are."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You make me sick."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You're gonna tell me that gigantic woman didn't just pay you to have sex with her?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I can sleep at night because I make a decent, God-fearing, honest living."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I'm sure you do, but there's nothing I can tell you."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Oh, I think there is."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- You think I can get anything for it? You know, money? - I don't know!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You tell Antoine I'm gonna nail him."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Goddamn it!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Nice day, huh? - Yeah."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Geez, you okay?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I'm sorry. I have Tourette's syndrome."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"It causes me to have these uncontrollable outbursts."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- It's not so bad. - Yeah, it's okay."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Anus licker!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You know, there are some places..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I can't g-g-go..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Nipple biter! Naah-naah-naah-naah-nyiii!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"What are you talkin' about? I barely notice it."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Sperm! Sperm face!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I just can't go near places like churches..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Ha ha! Vulva!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Elementary schools... Jizz! Jizz trap!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Ehh... Fart! Dildo!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Big... Big, big titties!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Shit! Shit whore!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You probably want to take me home, don't you?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Don't worry... - Crap muncher!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I know! He was definitely safe!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- What do you think about the other team? - Assholes!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Right. And their pitcher..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"That other team is a bunch of high-priced babies!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Whores! - Yeah! You tell 'em, baby!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"They called him out?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Scrotum licker! - Yeah!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Piss face! Piss face! Piss face!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Piss face! Piss face! Piss face!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Deucey, you the best he-bitch in my man-stable."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"If I had two more man-ginas like you, I'd be a millionaire."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"T.J., I think I'm gonna get out."
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"Sit down."
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"- Nothin'. - Have you seen her?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"She just got out of college. Her girlfriends pitched in to get her a little beefcake."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You must be Kate."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Excuse me. Waiter."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Uh, yeah, sorry. We're busy tonight."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- All right, number four? - Yes, thank you."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I think so."
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"I-I mean, in a good way."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"They didn't say you were so... perfect."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
""Perfect""
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"Who?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Well, I clean tanks... ers. Tankers."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"My last couple of dates have been horrible."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- How about you? - This is my first."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Are you allergic? - You could say that."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"That's a dog-faced puffer fish over there."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"He's not even fully matured yet. He's a teenager, for crying out loud!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Can I ask you to stop that, please?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I don't see how it could possibly be pleasurable for a woman."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I just don't think it's natural."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You're not supposed to go up there."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"To tell you the truth, I don't know how men do it either."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You're not curious Just to try something new?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- So space exploration is definitely out for you. - Definitely."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I mean, more power to any woman who wants to be an astronaut."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Frankly, I'd rather take it up the butt."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"So you think this is a good spot?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Perfect."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Oh, he knew."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I bet he never thought he'd be held by such a lovely woman."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You're embarrassing me in front ofour new friend."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ With you I'm not shy ♪"
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"♪ To show the way I feel ♪"
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"♪ With you I might try ♪"
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"- It was a first date. - Listen up, man-whore."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I oughta bust you right now."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"We just had sushi. - "Sushi"? Is that what they call it nowadays?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"All right, fine, why don't I just go have a chat with your spicy tuna roll."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"All right. Okay, Deuce."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Like Antoine's black book."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Look. See that red spot?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Maybe it's a rash, something you got from jogging. How the hell do I know?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Get it away from me."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Maybe you're right."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Deucey, don't be falling in love with no she-john. You're in it for the money."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Antoine'll be back soon. Apartment ain't gonna pay to fix itself."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I know."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Hey, there's been this detective following me. - Goddamn it, white boy!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- About what? - About the cop."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
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