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Clips from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

"- Hit me with it again. - How much?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Great."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I just realized I don't know you that well."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You just make sure you keep my apartment clean or you will die."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Oh! Oh!"
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"Aah!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I don't know your budget. You may not want to..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"blow your whole wad on this tank."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Can I pay in installments? - No."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I'm not trying to flip you over and do you dry here."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Look, squat on it for a night..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"and let me know."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I've been staring at your number for hours."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I got it from a friend."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Um, I'm not really supposed to use this phone."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"My address is 1235 Radford Way."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"to do here... still."
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"I'm naked."
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"♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Now, there's my little German tourist."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Is this it? Is this the whole outfit?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"It's perfect."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
""Guten Abend, Herr Fraulein.""
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
""Vohrest der Statue of Liberty?""
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You should've stuck with the tour, Heinz."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Let me slip on a few of these babies."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- What was that? - I didn't hear anything."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Now come here,"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"you naughty little sightseer."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Now you concentrate and stay in character."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Now you just focus on your little wiener schnitzel."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I gotta get out of here."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Don't worry. He never gets all the way through."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Maybe you better go."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Wolfy, you've gotta stop doing this to Mommy's friends."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Yes, he does. Yes, he does."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"He'll be all right for a while. Here, this is for you."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Did I bring you pleasure? - Not really."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Ten dollars?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Yeah!"
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"♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"A martini and two olives."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Any ladies need some entertainment tonight?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Eight dollars? - And fifty cents."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Well, how much just for a plain cranberry juice?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Uh, three dollars. - I'll go for that."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"and go for just the plain cranberry Juice by itself for the three dollars."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Uh, perhaps you don't understand."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"and, uh, I'll be shovin' that right up your pee hole."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- So that was eleven-fifty, right? - Right."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I couldn't help overhearing your Spanish."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- It's French. - Ah. Oui."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Ooh. Excuzes-moi. These leather seats."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Okay. I'm sorry."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"If you prefer."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I don't have a set price or anything, but I have been getting ten dollars."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- I'm sorry? - Well, that's my going rate."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"But I'm willing to negotiate."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You're gonna pay me $500?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"No, honey. You pay me."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Okay, 300, 400, 500. You're my hooker."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Now give me my $500!"
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"Five hundred, now!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You pay me ten dollars."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Is that all you got?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Ten dollars."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Let's talk about this."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Why do you have a picture of Antoine? - Well, this is his place."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I'm watching his fish for him."
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"Please, don't tell him about the shoes, huh?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"but I had no idea."
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"- Claire? - The hooker you ass-punched."
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"That was a misunderstanding."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I'm just... I'm just a little strapped for cash right now."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Maybe there's somethin' we could work out."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Claire mentioned that you dabble in harlotry."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Well, I tried that for a couple hours... - See this ring?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Topaz. That's my mother's birthstone."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Got that from man-whorin'."
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"See this key chain? That's right."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"But I got the money for the stock market from man-whorin'..."
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"and representin' man-whores like yourself."
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"So... you're a pimp?"
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"That wasn't too well thought out."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Look at this proud fish."
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"It's like a coyote... King of the jungle."
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"It's like Antoine. He don't need no pimp."
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"Then look at this mid-level fish here."
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"Now look at this little fella,"
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"at the bottom, tryin' to get busy with the scuba man."
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"but I already have a job."
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"You gon' make $150 cleanin' fish tanks? - $150?"
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"I don't know."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Well, maybe I could do a couple jobs,"
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"We got a lot of work to do."
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"♪ I believe in miracles ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- ♪ You sexy thing ♪ - ♪ Sexy thing, you ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ I believe in miracles ♪"
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"Aaaaah!"
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"Thanks, T.J."
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"Never, ever fall in love."
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"I'm upstairs!"
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"Okay, Deuce,"
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"I know what you're thinkin'."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Can I please use your phone?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Ooh, I'm sweatin'."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You don't like my hair, do you?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Look, I'm gay."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Well, how gay are you?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Very, very gay. You must have dialed the Very Gay Escort Service."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"See, sometimes my fingers swell up and I can't cleanly hit the numbers."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Peach cobbler. - You win again."
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"I'm not one of your man-whores."
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"Okay? I quit."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You ungrateful he-bitch."
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"How 'bout I get Antoine on the phone in Switzerland and tell him..."
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"I'm not an ungrateful he-bitch."
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"Just give me a minute to think here."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Hey, Dad, let me ask you a question. - And what's that, son?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Do you think it's wrong for a man to accept money from a woman..."
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