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Clips from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

"We're talkin' spaghetti stick."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"say something nice to make your woman feel sexy."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ Get down tonight ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I've been workin' on this case for three months."
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"Look, I don't like it, but it's either you or him."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Your Honor, sex for money is morally reprehensible."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Therefore, we ask for the maximum term..."
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"Excuse me."
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"We talked about it."
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"Oh, and he also got me walkin' again."
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"During your entire stint as a he-whore, did you have sex with anyone?"
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"Yes, Your Honor."
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"And I'm in love with her."
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"No."
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"Yes!"
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"There. That should do it."
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"Nurse, would you please remove our donor hair."
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"It's the only way I could get you to see me."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Could you at least hear me out?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Well, I don't know how much you charge by the hour, but you have one minute."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"but I was afraid."
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"could never fall for a guy who cleans fish tanks."
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"You're perfect in every way."
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"I knew it the moment I met you."
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"Are you kissing me? 'Cause I can't feel a thing."
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"I've never done this in 12 hours before."
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"Shit! S-Shit cabinet!"
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"Come on, put the fish in the tank already."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Could you step this way, please?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Is it time to put the big guy in yet?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I need... Chinese... tailbar... lionfish."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- 700, 800. - Where'd you get all that money?"
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"- Friends. - Yeah, right."
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"Very good..."
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"I put your mail on the nightstand."
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"You've been having a party?"
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"Sometimes when they're, uh, sick,"
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"Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I know an aquarium guy who can fix all of this."
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"You're busted."
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"♪ Love ♪"
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"♪ And all you gotta do is bring it to me, baby ♪"
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"♪ Is what I want ♪"
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"♪ So lift me up Finish what you started ♪"
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"♪ Rivers deep and wide ♪"
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"♪ Color me your car ♪"
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"♪ I know where you're coming from ♪"
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"♪ Call me, call me any, any time ♪"
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"♪ I'll never get enough ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ Emotions come I don't know why ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ Call me for a ride ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ Call me, call me any, any time ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ When you're ready we can share the wine ♪"
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"♪ Just call me, call me call me, call me, call me ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ Call me, call me call me, call me, call me ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ Of all the wonderful things in life you can find ♪"
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"Swim trunks are loaded with detergents and other hazardous chemicals harmful to fish."
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"Things are really starting to happen for me."
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"♪ I know who you are ♪"
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"Get some olive oil, rub it all over you."
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"We'll have a good time, huh?"
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"Yeah!"
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"Try to keep your goldfish in this bowl."
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"What the hell?"
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"There's a mongrel koi in there. It's the most dangerous of all goldfish."
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"- Do you have any ice? - Hey."
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"Respect the 18th century Persian carpet."
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"Medieval weapons. I'm a collector."
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"They're worth twice as much if they've killed somebody."
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"I collect Canadian quarters."
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"I got about six of'em."
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"Would you like anything to drink?"
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"I wouldn't mind a glass of..."
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"Whoa. What is that?"
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"Is that a custom Living Color anti-glare, retractable-top tank?"
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"- I'm not sure. - It is!"
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"They assemble each one of these by hand."
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"Whoa! Chinese tailbar lionfish. He's a beauty!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy."
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"Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy."
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"You're not gonna want to put him in there..."
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"They find it erotic when they eat each other."
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"Excuse me for a second, huh?"
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"I'm flying in from Luxembourg tomorrow. I want you to be my driver."
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"Swiss Air, flight 12. Is it still 3,500?"
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"- How's that? - You're a limo driver."
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"Sometimes I am."
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"- So you just drive them back here and have sex with them? - If they pay me enough, yes."
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"What kind of limo service is that?"
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"- I'm a gigolo. - A gigo-who?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Women pay me to give them pleasure."
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"I'm gonna kill my guidance counselor."
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"♪"
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"Hey! Hey! Hey!"
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"But don't worry."
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"It's gonna happen."
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"I think there's something wrong with my, uh, uh, big fish."
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"They don't like that."
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"- Could be fatal. - But is he gonna make it?"
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"Hey, hey, what about you, huh?"
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"- My passport expired... - No, no, I mean you can stay here and look after my fish."
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"I've got a full bar, huh?"
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"Digital television."
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"You're on the beach."
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"I don't know. I..."
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"No car, no phone."
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"So I guess throwing a big beach party's out of the question."
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"You mess up anything in my apartment, I'll shove it up your ass."
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"Have a good trip."
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"♪ And tell me what you're sayin' ♪"
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"I mean, I open up my window, I got sand blowin' in my face."
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"- It's that crazy. I'd love to show it to you sometime. - No."
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"- You really owe it to yourself to see... - No."
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"You better get me some from the colder tank."
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"♪"
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"Oh, yes! Oh!"
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"Hi. Would you like to buy some Girls of America cookies?"
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"- - Ohh! - Eew. What are you watching?"
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"You're a sick man, and I'm gonna tell!"
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