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Clips from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

"What do you think of this?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Yeah, you think I'm a loser, don't you? - No, I don't."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Hello."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Shove it up your ass!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Ball sweat! Anus!"
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"Scrotum!"
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"Let's put the top up. I'll put on the air conditioning."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I'm nervous. There's a lot of people here."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I mean, stop stalling and throw it already."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"What we need is a strike hair."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Piss face! Piss face! Piss face! Piss face!"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"What is she, 80? A hunchback?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I'm sorry. You're just not what I expected."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- Really. - No, no."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I mean, you're... You're really normal."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Thank you."
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"- You get fixed up on a lot of blind dates? - Only recently."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Oh, God."
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"- Are you okay? - Is this one of those..."
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"Hai."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I just wouldn't do it."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Some pretty close calls."
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"Too bad it's a freshwater fish."
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"I-I'm kidding."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- ♪ Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ - Good night."
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"♪ I can't let you go ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪"
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"You've had yourself an interesting little evening."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Just taking care of his fish, huh? She looks like a nice catch."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I'm hip to your man-whore slang."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"No problem, baby. Relax."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- You know, the one with his list of clients. - I don't know anything about it."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"T.J., I really like this girl."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- You didn't tell him nothin' about me, did ya? - No, but what should I do?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I have narcolepsy. It's a sleeping disorder."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I'm just not allowed to fly in a plane or drive a car..."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"or work in a gun range."
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"Yeah."
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"- You sure? - Yeah."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Good night."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ I can't get enough of you, baby ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ I want your arms to ♪"
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"♪ Wrap around me twice ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ I can't get enough of you, baby ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ I can't get enough of you, baby ♪"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- ♪ I can't get enough of you, baby ♪ - Oh, Deuce."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I want you to meet my roommate."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"You're the third person."
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"- Let's go see him. - He's working."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Kate, I'd like you to meet my dad, Bob Bigalow."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Son, I'm very proud of you."
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"We got you a cake."
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"You did!"
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"So could you get in there, Bob?"
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"It's a real stinkfest back there."
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"Sure."
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"See you, son."
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"See, my dad's one of those guys, he likes to be involved in every facet of the business."
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"Deuce, it's all right."
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"My dad's not even a waiter."
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"I had a really nice time tonight."
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"I have to see you again."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Hang on. I'll be right back. Be right back."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"I like everything about you."
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"- I have a... - Shh."
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"- Just get out! - Oh, my God!"
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"Kate! I'm sorry!"
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"Are you sure you want to stay?"
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"Yes, but only if you come out of there."
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"when I thought to myself, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world..."
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"to be with her leg... With you.""
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"Ow-w-w!"
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"You're Kate's best friends, and I know your opinions mean a lot to her."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"Listen, you were only supposed to go out with her one night,"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"she's sweet, she's funny, and she likes me."
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"Now I came here to give you your money back..."
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"Hey! You stay away from her, man-whore!"
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"One more thing."
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"I was at the precinct, and I really had to use the john,"
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"♪ - Ugly is not a problem for this guy."
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"- ♪ - What about the cop?"
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"I just quit! I'm never doing it again!"
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"♪ And if you only knew what I'm goin' through ♪"
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"♪ With out you ♪"
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"♪ You came along just like a song ♪"
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"♪ Who'd have believed you were part of a dream ♪"
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"♪ I can't laugh I can't sing ♪"
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"♪ I'm findin' it hard to do anything ♪"
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"- I found the coral you wanted. - If you are doing anything I disapprove of, I will kill you!"
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"Hola, senor. Noyo tengo. No habla Ingles."
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"I really need to see you again."
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"I'll have the money."
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"Hi. Um, this isn't Antoine,"
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"- Stop. - Why?"
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"- You don't want to have sex. - Yes, I do."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"I just can't do this."
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"I'm head over heels for a girl,"
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"and we're going through a rough time, me being a man-whore and all."
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"Well, she's a lucky girl."
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"At least emotionally."
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"I understand. But the fact is, I still paid for your services."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"♪ Honey, hon me and you ♪"
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"♪ Do the things ♪"
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"♪ That we like to do ♪"
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"♪ Oh, do a little dance ♪"
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"♪ Get down, get down ♪"
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"I just had to see for myself."
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"Oof! Oh!"
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"Ohh!"
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"- What? - How's Elaine?"
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"Your wife was a customer of Antoine's, wasn't she?"
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- I'd like to come back here someday. - Everybody knows..."
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"Sit down! Sit!"
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"it's that most women are as unhappy with their entire body..."
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"as you are with your small penis."
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"- Thin penis. - Whatever."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"- While you're worried about your penis, - Thin penis."
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
"it really doesn't matter what's wrong with you."
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