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Clips from The Simpsons - Four Great Women and a Manicure (S20E20)

"- Lisa, you are going to look so pretty. - Thank you."
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"But I know a story of a dangerous obsession with female beauty."
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"Excuse me. The story you're about to tell"
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"Can you sharpen these?"
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"Excuse me, but Snow White is a fairytale from hundreds of years ago."
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"- No one owns that. - Are there any dwarves in your story?"
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"Yes. But they're my own original creation."
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"There's Crabby, Drunky, Hungry, Greedy, Lenny..."
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"- Kearney! - LISA: And Doc... tor Hibbert."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"(SINGING) Ho-hi"
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"This song's not like any song you know"
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"Ho-hi Ho-hi, ho-hi, ho-hi"
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"LISA: Little did they know their lives were about to be changed forever,"
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"by a wicked queen."
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"HDTV on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?"
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"You would do in a pinch, my queen. But Snow White's the fairest I have seen."
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"Also, there's a weather girl on Channel 9 who's..."
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"Bring me Snow White's heart in this box."
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"Put it in this box. Then you'll get your reward."
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"(THUNDER RUMBLING)"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"(EX CLAIMS HAPPILY)"
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"(PANTING)"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"I... I cannot do it!"
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"Run, lassie! Find wee little men and hide with them!"
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"Now to fool the queen with a pig's heart."
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"(SOBBING)"
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"Maybe I'll make her a heart out of construction paper!"
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"I... I cannot do it!"
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"Let's see. Gingerbread house."
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"Grandma's house."
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"(CACKLING)"
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"(YAWNING)"
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"All that walking made me sleepy."
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"This bed's too hard."
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"(CREAKING)"
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"This bed's too soft."
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"And this bed is just"
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"like the first one! Also too hard!"
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"I guess I'll sleep in the one that's too soft."
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"(YAWNING)"
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"(SINGING) Ho-hi, ho-hi It's time to now get high"
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"We'll take some shrooms and go to our rooms..."
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"- There's something in our house. - Let's put a pickax in its brain!"
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"You're in marketing. Why do you even bring an ax?"
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"If you were in marketing, you'd know."
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"Maybe she's been placed under some kind of a curse."
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"And all that will wake her is the kiss of a handsome..."
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"I'm awake! I'm awake, already!"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Guess it's you and me again, doorknob."
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"Goodbye!"
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"Now beware of the evil queen. She's a master of disguise."
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"- She could be anyone. - I'll be careful."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"(BIRDS CHIRPING)"
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"No, no, no! That's too much! Go back outside!"
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"Okay. I'll take a green one."
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"No! Take the red one."
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"(BOTH GRUNTING)"
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"Take a bite, deary."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"Uh-oh!"
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"You'll never take me alive!"
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"Ooh!"
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"Herbivores! I'm so scared!"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"LISA: So Snow White slept and waited for her prince to come."
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"But he never did."
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"Because a woman shouldn't have to depend on a man."
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"Snow White was brought back to life by a lady doctor."
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"And she lived happily ever after?"
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"Well, she couldn't indulge in strenuous activities like handball,"
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"- but otherwise, she was fine. - That's nice."
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"- Marge! I need some bribe money. - Well, don't say it so loud."
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"- All I have are some dry-cleaning coupons. - Deal."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Lisa, let me tell you the story"
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"of a great woman held back by a not-so-great husband. Macbeth."
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"Out, damn spot! Out, I say!"
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"Marge, please. If you don't like getting barbecue sauce out of a leotard,"
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"why did you get into show business? Think before you do."
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"I wouldn't be stuck washing costumes if my husband had a better role."
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"Well, I may be playing a tree, but at least I'm getting my face out there."
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"(GROANS)"
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"I thought I was marrying a man who could play Macbeth."
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"Hey, there's no way I could ever be as good as that guy."
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"Stars, hide your fires;"
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"Let not light see my black and deep desires."
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"(MOANING)"
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"Mel's like the son Laurence Olivier and John Gielgud"
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"always wanted but never had. But, oh, how they tried."
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"A six-feet-understudy."
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"You're not suggesting murder?"
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"letting "I dare not" wait upon "I would"?"
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"Whatever you say, sweetie."
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"(SNORING)"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Oh! A prop knife!"
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"(GROANING)"
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"Out, out, brief candle."
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"Life's but a walking shadow."
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"That crazy talk is the work of the immortal bard,"
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"Well, if you see him in heaven, tell him he sucks."
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"(GROANS)"
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"the bone fell out of Mel's hair and beat him to death."
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"Let us observe a moment of silence."
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"Moment over. Homer, you got the lead."
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"By Sinel's death I know I am thane of Glames."
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"Uh..."
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"To-morrow and to-morrow and to-morrow..."
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"Today's Tuesday, so that would make it Friday, and then..."
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"- Shakespeare! - You don't even know your lines."
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"Conrad Birdie? Coming here to Sweet Apple?"
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