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Clips from The Simpsons - Four Great Women and a Manicure (S20E20)

"That's the screenplay for The Matrix Reloaded."
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"D'oh!"
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"(ALL CHATTERING)"
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"I can't wait for the reviews!"
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"Wouldn't it be easier if I just took acting lessons?"
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"Screw your courage to the sticking-place, and we'll not fail!"
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"That's inspiring! What's that from? X- Men 2?"
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"- Macbeth! - Macwho?"
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"(GROANS)"
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"(GAS HISSING)"
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"(GROANS)"
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"He who laughs last"
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"laughs dead."
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""In last night's Macbeth,"
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""the best performance was Barney Gumble as Duncan,"
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""followed by Duffman as Macduff, Lenny Leonard as Lennox,"
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""Eddie and Lou as the two soldiers without lines,"
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"Why do they write a new review of this play every single day?"
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"All I heard was more names of actors you haven't killed!"
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"(FESTIVE MUSIC PLA YING)"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"Eating makes me thirsty"
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"Drinking makes me sleepy"
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"Why did he have to kill everyone in their costumes?"
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"Okay, Homer. It's our last performance."
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"You're the only actor that's still alive, and there's nobody in the audience."
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"This is your moment."
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"I'll be in my office going over the books on my Subway Sandwich franchise."
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"You call a sandwich maker an artist, it's like an invitation to steal."
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"That guy's going nani-nooni-bananas in there."
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"To-morrow and to-morrow and to-morrow,"
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"creeps in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time."
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"And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death."
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"Out, out, brief candle!"
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"a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage,"
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"Homie. You were brilliant. I knew you could do it. I knew it."
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"Now nothing will stop you from taking on all of Shakespeare's greatest roles."
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"King Lear, Hamlet, Othello, Richard III,"
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"Titus Andronicus..."
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"(GUNSHOT)"
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"That's it. Three stories. That's all we always tell."
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"Looks like Maggie wants a story, too."
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"Ooh!"
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"(MARGE READING)"
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"Mom! Isn't that book the Bible of right-wing losers?"
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"(GROWLS PLAYFULLY)"
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"So anyway, this is the story of Maggie Roarke,"
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"an architect who refused to compromise."
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"you'll be playing with blocks."
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"MARGE: Maggie's genius and creativity far exceeded that of the others."
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"And I'm not just saying that because I'm her mother."
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"But her teacher, Mr. Elsworth Toohey, wanted every child to conform."
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"Banal. Very banal. Wonderfully pedestrian."
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"This isn't right. Maggie, dancers shouldn't kick too high,"
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"and buildings mustn't reach the sky."
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"There!"
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"Your rubble is still a little bit higher than the others, so let's just..."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"There. Welcome to the real world, baby."
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"MARGE: He would not let Maggie's creativity flower."
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"Mediocrity rules!"
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"All right, Maggie. Today is parent/teacher day,"
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"so I want everyone to see how uncreative and beaten down you've become."
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"That's right. You're beaten down. Yes, you are."
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"I don't know how you put up with all these kids, Toohey."
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"If I were you, there'd be a lot of strangled babies."
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"Don't brace yourselves. You will believe your eyes."
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"Babies and gentlemen of the jury."
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"(CRYING)"
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"This child's crime was to remind the rest of us that we are merely ordinary."
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"When a blade of grass rises above the others, do we applaud it?"
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"No! We cut it down!"
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"I recommend nine time-outs served consecutively."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Throughout the ages, the finger painter, the Play-Doh sculptor, the Lincoln Logger,"
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"She lived for herself, that she might achieve things"
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"And now, if the court will allow me, it's naptime."
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"(YAWNS)"
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"MARGE: Maggie grew up to be a world-famous architect."
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"Her building became one of the wonders of the world."
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"where every child was free to follow their dream."
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"Because nothing is..."
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"Bad baby!"
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"Ho-hi"
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"Ho-hi, ho-hi It's time to say goodbye"
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"If Disney sues we'll claim their use"
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"Ho-hi, ho-hi, ho-hi, ho-hi"
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"Ho-hi, ho-hi, there's nothing we won't try"
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"We'll get take-out and then make out"
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"We're bi, we're bi, we're bi, we're bi"
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"English - US - SDH"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"My daughter's here for her first mani-pedi."
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"Amen."
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"Now turtle, I'll need you to get in the soup."
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"I think Mel would be happier as an understudy."
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"Um..."
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"I don't understand why I need a king."
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"(GASPS)"
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"She did not live to earn approval stickers."
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"(LOUD CRASH)"
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"Ah! Here we are."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Stay, you imperfect speakers, tell me more:"
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"Which makes him the next one you've got to kill!"
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""Tonight the Springfield Community Playhouse"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"This number is for emergencies only."
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"(GRUNTS IN PAIN)"
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"- It was you who killed us! You! - No! It was Homer!"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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""was bathed in the light of a brilliant new star..."
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"He's the one getting the good reviews!"
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"Your dark ambition guided his murderous hand!"
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"(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)"
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"That's where you're wrong. Get out on that stage!"
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"(DR. HIBBERTLAUGHING)"
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"- No, I just encouraged him. - Encouraged by withholding sex!"
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