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Clips from Letterkenny - Wingman Wayne (S01E01)

"It's been so long since I've had a pair of tits in my hands,"
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"That's clever. GAIL: Do you like magic?"
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"I'll make her disappear."
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"you'll be going home to make a bald man puke."
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"than playing a little one man couch hockey in the dark."
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"TEAMMATE: Hey, give your balls a tug, you tit fucker!"
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"Loser."
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"Ferda..."
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"How's team morale?"
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"You guys know if Gail's making pickled eggs or pickled sausages?"
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"Why don't you guys wear belts?"
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"when I have a perfectly good skate lace at home?"
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"$25? No."
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"I go down to the flea market at St. Jacobs,"
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"Schultzy's dog shit."
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"Smitty's a pile. Millsy."
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"Four to six for. Best plan."
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"Pookka Rask."
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"We're not dog shit. I mean, the boys are dog shit."
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"She might be onto something there, bro."
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"I haven't killed a penalty all year."
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"(BOTH SPITTING)"
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"We're the biggest Pantene pros in the league."
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"Hold my spitter."
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"Gutty. Yeah, a little gutty."
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"(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"DAN: Incorrect."
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"Who's that?"
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"DARYL: Is that who she is?"
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"She's finer than frog hair."
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"You guys ever hear anything about that guy fucking an ostrich?"
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"We've heard"
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"But wait..."
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"Oh, it's almost not worth thinkin' about."
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"She's sweet on you, Dary."
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"What's your logic there?"
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"That's called a hair show."
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"So you notice more about the way they look."
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"Well, I wouldn't wanna touch it."
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"Just ripping burpee boxshums, buddy."
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"Stairs. Protein break."
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"Just rippin' forced reps."
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"Just rippin' Swiss ball jackknifes."
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"Just rippin' bent over rear delt raise with head on bench."
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"Just rippin' cable rope overhead tricep extensions."
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"Hate doing legs."
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"Let's skip leg day."
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"Look at the hustle on, Shoresy."
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"Don't think I've ever seen that before."
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"Oh, who gives a care."
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"He made an upgrade. Short trip."
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"Remarkable. I know."
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"looked like to me some kind of"
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"That'll do, McMurray."
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"Hi."
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"Heard you doin' all right at Buck Hunter."
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"Could be worse."
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"Christ, I would snort her dandruff."
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"(LOUDLY) Oh, oh."
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"I think you've got a case of the spring fever."
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"You see that one?"
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"Well, shoulders back. Here she comes."
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"You noticed she had about half a fuckin' soccer field to get past"
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"Let's fire back a couple of shots first."
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"Snipe!"
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"Didn't your coach tell you to get in shape?"
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"Just rippin' alternate dumbbell bicep curls."
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"Just rippin' lying close grip bar curl on high pulley."
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"Just rippin' standing one‐arm bicep curl over incline bench."
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"We're smoke‐bombing over to throw some weights around now."
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"You wanna come?"
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"(EXHALES)"
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"Isokinetic exercise to really test your lactic threshold, buddy."
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"We got in shape and studied the tape."
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"Good and you? Not so bad."
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"Big eyes?"
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"Instead of tilting her neck up to look at him,"
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"Versus..."
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"She's so hot I'd jerk off her dad just to see where she came from."
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"Who? Jivin' Pete?"
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"No."
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"That's her dad. Jivin' Pete."
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"Other one looks like a peach pit."
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"I'll get him to show it to you."
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"He'll show to just about anybody when he's drunk."
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"I love the hustle!"
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"Who brought the fuckin' rocket, boys?"
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"I was dibsing digis."
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"Fuck, no, buddy!"
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"Wake up, you fuckin' pheasants!"
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"(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)"
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""you shit with that ass?""
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"Ferda. Ferda."
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"I heard you say that I'm a distraction."
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"You forgot the most important thing."
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"What say we put it in your jeans"
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"More hands make less work."
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"Call me cake!"
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"No."
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"(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"You were out gettin' good with your pals the other night."
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"I popped a lap rocket opening up a can of tuna last Sunday morning."
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"Oh, that's off‐putting."
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"Not to old Gail, it isn't."
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"I'd love to hear your big bang theory, Daniel."
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"WAYNE: Ew. Print it."
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"This is officially me callin' down for more mayo."
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"Pop that purple home wrecker over here."
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"We should just be out there"
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"just pole vaultin' around town, boys."
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"Wouldn't say no to a bit of toe curlin' and I don't mean maybe."
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"GAIL: It won't be long before you have the option."
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"College and university kids will be home for the summer next week."
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"Well, that should help your spring fever."
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"Which is a serious condition if not handled appropriately."
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"Mini‐skirt and T‐bar season."
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"Go easy down there, Squirrely Dan."
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"I suffered severely from the spring fever last year,"
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"had to go into full cougar mode with an 18‐year‐old."
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"Oh? May have been my second cousin."
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