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Clips from The Simpsons - Much Apu About Nothing (S07E07)

"There it is. Our new home."
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"Whee! I love America!"
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"Abe, supper's on!"
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"We had to move out once we'd filled the hat with garbage. The end."
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"Yeah, when those immigrants get deported..."
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"there'll be a lot more elbowroom for regular joes like you and me, Apu."
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"Mr. Simpson..."
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"it may astonish you to learn that I am an immigrant."
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"You? I don't believe it."
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"No. In truth, an illegal immigrant, sir."
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"If Proposition 24 passes, I shall be forced to leave this country."
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"Oh, I wish-"
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"Oh, I wish I could have stayed just one more year or two."
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"There was so much I wanted to see and to do and to have done to me."
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"Oh, my God. I got so swept up in the scapegoating and fun of Proposition 24..."
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"I never stopped to think it might affect someone I cared about."
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"You know what, Apu?"
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"I am really, really gonna miss you."
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"You know what really "aggravateses" me is them "immigants. ""
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"They want all the benefits of living in Springfield..."
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"- Yeah. Those are exactly my "sentimonies. " - Yeah!"
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"Yeah, you said it, Barn."
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"Make the protesters go away, and I'll give you the entire bottle."
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"Oh, thank you goodness. My first customers in a week."
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"It's hard to believe someone so close to our family..."
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"could be an illegal alien."
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"Alas, it is true."
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"I came here shortly after my graduation from Cal Tech..."
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"Calcutta Technical Institute."
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"As the top student in my graduating class of seven million..."
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"Mmm."
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"Wherever you go and whatever you do, we will always love you."
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"- Make us proud, Son. - Never forget who you are."
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"I won't, Mother. And I won't forget you, Manjula."
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"I'm so sorry our arranged marriage will not come to pass."
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"Farewell, my beloved."
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"I enrolled at Springfield Heights Institute of Technology..."
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"under the tutelage of the brilliant professor, John Frink."
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"Well, sure, the Frinkiac 7 looks impressive- don't touch it-"
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"but I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful..."
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"10,000 times larger..."
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"and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them."
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"Could it be used for dating?"
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"Well, theoretically, yes."
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"But the computer matches would be so perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest."
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"Nine glorious years later, I completed my Ph. D. thesis."
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"comprising the world's very first tic-tac-toe program."
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"- Only the top human players could beat it. - Hey, what's this one for?"
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"Oh!"
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"So, Apu, why didn't you go back to India when your student visa expired?"
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"I did not feel right leaving without paying off my student loans."
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"- Mm-hmm. - So I took a job at the Kwik-E-Mart."
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"When my debts were wiped clean, I was all set to go."
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"But by then I had made so many friends here."
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"What you're saying is so understandable."
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"And, really, your only crime was violating U.S. law."
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"Oh, you are one of the good ones."
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"You know what? I'm going to vote no on 24."
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"Mom, you're the greatest!"
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"Could I have this licorice?"
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"Furthermore, to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars."
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"Here's my I.D. which confirms my "adultivity. ""
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"Hmm."
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"Hey, Kearney, this fake I.D., it is truly excellent."
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"Say, if you tell me where you obtained it..."
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"I will overlook the ice cream sandwiches concealed in your armpits, eh?"
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"Deal."
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"Okay. Here are your fraudulent documents, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon."
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"Your U.S. passport, social security card..."
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"birth certificate, and your death certificate."
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"Most humble and grateful thanks to you."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Can the courtesy. You're an American now."
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"Your parents were Herb and Judy Nahasapeemapetilon."
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"And if you do not wish to arouse suspicion, I strongly urge you to act American."
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"Hey there, Homer. How's it hanging?"
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"Low and lazy. So-"
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"Hey. Say something again."
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"Oh, you're just noticing the way I'm talking to you now."
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"You see, it turns out I am an American citizen after all."
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"Apparently, I just plumb forgot about it."
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"Say, let's take a relaxed attitude toward work and watch the baseball match."
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"The "Ny" Mets are my favorite squadron."
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"Hey, you got rid of that goofy sacred elephant statue."
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"Oh, yeah. What was I thinking with that?"
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"Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha..."
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"when I've got Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman staring at me..."
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"from Entertainment Weekly with their dead eyes?"
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"Look at me! I've betrayed my Indian heritage, sir!"
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"What would my parents think of me now?"
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"Make us proud, Son. - Never forget who you are."
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"Don't make the same mistake I did."
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"Oh, forgive me, Mother."
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"Father, I've failed you."
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"Who am I kidding? I am no citizen."
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"This passport is a cheap forgery!"
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"A cheap, $2,000 forgery."
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"I have brought shame to my parents, to my homeland and to myself."
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"Don't forget Ganesha."
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"I only did it because I love this land..."
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"where I have the freedom to say and to think and to charge whatever I want."
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"I want to stay, but as the real me..."
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"not as some yahoo from Green Bay."
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"Oh."
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"Darn it, Apu! I'm not gonna let them kick you out!"
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"I never should've bought this button!"
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"- Can I have my three dollars back? - Store credit only."
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"Oh, Homer. Are you rounding up immigrants?"
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"No, Marge."
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"Apu convinced me that Proposition 24 is a big mistake."
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"All right! Now you've got all the Simpsons behind you, Apu."
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"That's nice, although three of you are below voting age."
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"And I'm not registered."
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"I do appreciate your concern, really. But it is hopeless."
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"The latest poll shows a whooping 85% support for Proposition 24."
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"Hey, Apu, why don't you just marry some American broad..."
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"Hello, Selma?"
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"Selma, my dear. How are ya?"
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"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
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"Listen, shut up for a second."
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